Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can ask for a tarot reading from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! Hang around if you GET and remind me. You may be waiting a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Keep internet/avatar drama out of the shrine, please.

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hey reimu was waiting for you!! I'm hatsuner, my cards arrived :3 can't wait to show em to you!

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Ooh, neat! Feel free to show me then!

Hello cutest witch~

So another person getting into tarot cards?

Post pics

Played Alien: Isolation on stream last night.

Turns out, the Alien doesn't like it when you try to be intimidating.

ye I will soon! Just let me finish this overwatch match x3

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Don't most people not like that either?

Rolling for tarot reading.

*Hi everyone, sorry if i late but i was busy losing repeatedly against Enter.the Gungeon, i feel like that game really hates me sometimes.*

Rerollll

congrats

>Sorry I'm late

Congratulations! What's your question for the tarot?

so theirs a crazy reimu now?

*The amount of errors in this post greatly displeases me! Can't even write properly tonight.*

*I'd like to get into that sort of stuff too but my deck has only the Stars in it.*

More Reimu?

Will I end up violating parole?

That's the same thing my mirror told me this morning, cutest in the land~

I'm pretty sure your mirror cracked when it saw you.

Oh lol I got double doubles I like that I'll gift them to the first 2 people who tag this message if it's possible, also my cards, the hanson-roberts deck

>The Blasted Tower
Large and chaotic changes ultimately for the common good.

>Two of Wands
Wealth obtained legally and success through hard work.

>Ten of Swords
Ruin, desolation, disruption, although generally this refers to a group rather than an individual. Sorrow, sudden misfortune, accidents, muggings or personal robbery.

Hmm... it's quite possible that you will by accident, close to the end of it too. Better be careful, huh?

I mean, I was minding my own business when he decided to drop into my room and run at me. I tried to intimidate him, and he decided he wasn't having any of that. So I tried to hit him with a wrench and he murdered me.

Also, roll.

Enjoy the thread guys, I can't actually join right now maybe on Saturday (Friday night) .

*You meant to say Gandalf the illiterate that can't write properly tonight, right? Anyway hi! How are you?*

Bummer, guess I should stop doing so many drugs; thanks though.

Ohh, nice! They look great! That's probably the sort of art style I'll go for when I buy another one.

See you then! Thanks for stopping by!

Oh, well... congratulations! Got a question then?

*I didn't know you were famous! Have you played it on Twitch?*

I didn't know you had a magic mirror! It sounds pretty smart too!

Yeah, it's on twitch. And I'm far from famous, I just do it for shits and giggles.

Hmm. When I get the Tiger II, will I be victorious?

yeah, they are inspired to the same deck you use anyway so you shouldn't find hard to get them, I would love to make my custom deck but that's in the future!

>Three of Cups
A fortunate end to a valued project or venture; a celebration.

Sounds like you will!

Hehe. Already making plans to get further into it huh?

Thanks, I can already smell victory!

...which smells like burning bodies...

Probably explains why i always stub my toe.. damn bad luck!

I mean a lot of things when it comes to y- You've stolen my old reaction folder, i love that picture so much!

Indeed.. and it also told me how much i love you~!

ofc, I would love to print the persona series ones, but also make my own using the simbles from the standard deck

bump before i go back to firefight

Hello everyone

By the looks of it, I am not late

-Sweet Roll

*Maybe i shouldn't say it, but i've found that picture under a waifu thread, i'm actually visiting them often that what i'd rather admit. Could you be a little more specific about those thing you mean?*

Heya!

I see! That'd be pretty cool. Persona was the first place I ever heard about arcana and all that, but I didn't understand tarot at the time so it was a little lost on me.

Why would you need a mirror to tell you that? Or was that just your own reflection saying those things?

Cool!

This is a really good one if you enjoy having a fun time. If you like fun, I suggest you do this one.
If you don't like fun, I also suggest you do this one.
I suggest you do this one.
strawpoll.me/10625797

Oh reimu btw how would you like a website (not forum) just centered on tarots and readings? If you'd like that I would be more than happy to develop it!

Seriously, sonny, someone's seen septs.

Why is it multiple choice?

rolling if dubs gonna kill myself

i live another day

may 30 gemini, year of the rabbit, what's my future fortune teller

Hey raymoo when do you even do these threads ? Is there like a set time or whenever?

I've always felt that giant hair ribbons/bows are the most underutilized fashion accessory.

Aaah! i have that gif aswell!
Seems i need to change my password for real... you thief!

I was going to say "How much you love me" but i was afraid it would sound too cocky ^~^;

Hello!

Ehh? What kind of website are we talking about? I might be interested but I'm a little surprised at the offer.

Join the steam group, Reimu send's notifications whenever she starts one.

-J

Because, if you're badass enough, you can have more than one superpower, or more than one origin story.
Professor Pugilism was teaching his college students, when the power happened. His fists, man. His fists are. He posesses the strongest fists possible, and has more punching power than any other thing to ever be a thing, ever, and never.
Mr. Cleveland was just some Hispanic man with a pet chicken, but he backed up in his wheely chair during his office job, and his head hit the floor. With a dozen hundrend centillion trillion trillion trillion billion to one odds, his brain exploded perfectly, giving him greater power than even me. Although, now, he cannot leave his home town of Cleveland, Ohio.
Queen Quick was just being there, but holy fuck is she some hot stuff. She was experimenting with bisexuality, and having a female servent of hers lick her boot. A certain realization came to her so quick, but, somehow, exactly as quick as she came in the other way, and also exactly as quick as something else came to the door, or something. Then, quickness is what she has, and now she's the fastest of anything.

*Awestonishing!*

*The entirety of the Touhou cast disapproves of this sentence.*

Im in it! Hardly on steam though

Same here. I'd love to see more girls wearing ribbons like mine everywhere.

Pretty much 8 PM CST, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. There's a Steam group if you'd rather just be notified, because sometimes I make them on the off days too if I feel up to it.

It'd be true though~

Just leave your session logged in then, the notification will pop up anyways as long as your logged in. But if you're still rarely on steam Here is the timezone thingie.

-J

>: hmm i dunno how steam notifications work, i joined your group doe!

bump

I'm hatsuner anyway the same guy from the tarots card, or you can call me Oswin since that's my name, I had an idea just now, a website with free account membership where one enters like a shrine (I'm a shintoist btw) and can draw fortunes cookies once per day (automated) or do stuff like that, and also by request tarot readings and whatever you would like to add :) What do you think about that?

Ill bump you

If you don't think that this is epic writing, you're insane...
Admiral Agile was doing his daily stretches for military training, but a God whispered "Stretch", and he calculated a whole lot of shit. Throughout frustration and pencil scratchings, time happened and oh damn he's more agile than literally anyone, even himself, or even somebody more agile than him. He dodged reality, and I mean fuck isn't that just cool.
Madam Magic picked up some music, but she's kind of old, and dropped it. Now the shards of the music went and had to impale all of people, but she drew upon magic since this had happened before. Madam Magic is more magical than any other magic, and if you disagree then I'll fucking report you because this is my fucking OC do not steel you fuck I'm a very good writer.

Still underutilized.

Indeed. It'd make a happier yukinon, at least.

What is everyone listening to?

>Paloma Faith - Upside Down
>Madeon - Pop Culture
>Caravan Palace - Rock it for Me

*Could that be because same kind of persons like same kind of pictures? It would only makes sense. Besides, you'd be surprised to know that i found this one under a waifu thread too, i think you've said that you were interested into giving a chance to those kind of threads, perhaps i've stumbled into you while i was scavenging for new pictures.*

>I folded a piece of science paper in half, but Fourteen agents of Fear, the aliens, put all the Fright into my soul. I'm now the Folder of Fear, and the Fourteenth Fear Folder.
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Come on, look at how FUCKING GOOD this writing is! Every living creature in existence should be sucking my dick RIGHT NOW because of that epic display of literature GENIUS and MAJESTICALNESSORITY. Just delete every damn origin story of any character, and let me rewrite them.

predict what i should fap to you dirty little shrine maiden.

Hmm... it could be a pretty good idea. Having something like a help desk where people can leave their requests for advice or readings... and maybe a live board for discussions and stuff.

I've considered doing something like that at some point but it was just a "someday" idea really.

It should give it to you automatically if you're online, but there might be some option you have to change or something like that. I dunno how they work either-- up until a couple of weeks ago, they didn't notify most people. Then all of a sudden they started working like a charm, so I started using them again.

I know I can find you on these days so I will get on and try to do something cool, I'll show you friday if you have some spare time and come offer your assistance here on Sup Forums :3

Oh, ohkie! Literally have threads while i'm at work but ill try drop in! Its dags btw

>Eight of Cups
>Lord of Abandoned Success
Porn where the girl purposely ruins the ejaculation before anything good can happen.

Kanon OST.. I have no idea why I've been watching it in the middle of summer. And now the OST is in my head.

I personally liked this one the best:
>I swallowed a dictionary by mistake, but truth also gave meaning to most. I'm the one who delivers value, and I'm Missus Meaning.

Missus Meaning is such a neat name, too.

How does the cards even work in these kind of situations?

-J

the worse kind

Hello, everyone! Good day~ Tonight, I make my return! It may be temporary for all I know but I'll be saying at the shrine for the night to keep all of you company. How is everyone?

jesus christ im swimming in req points now

I'll be here Friday for sure!

Always good to see you stop by!

Hi.

You're back, finally. You kinda left as soon I started posting, too! Hmph..

*Point taken, i have never been a fan of those though but it wouldn't hurt to see them around a little bit more.*

>E-Dubble - Sidelines

*Hi J! How are you?*

lies you just are a bully!

give better

Eight-Cups Eddy was stacking cups, but 8 differernt types of radiation flowed into his fucking dumb face. Now, as long as there are at least 8 cups in existence and I mean that's so fucking few cups think about it, he can bash your silly skull in with absolutely no damn effort, now bow down.
I was thinking about why that was a favorite. Maybe people here are looking for meaning, so it appeals to them. I mean of course it would appeal to everyone because it's good fucking writing listen up
Professor Pugilism and Mr. Cleveland are the only ones in the poll that I had actually thought about/created prior to making the poll.
But seriously it's good fucking writing so listen up

Hello!! how are you?

I just drew one and took my best guess based on the title of the card.

It's certainly not what I'm into but the cards made their choice!

Yay! Reisen's back!

Yay~!
Finally, this is the day the prophecy told of!
RETURN OF THE MUUN BUNNY!

I might have to lurk those now to find me..

Yes... b-but you know what i mean.. love is humble~

The screw's of my butterfly knife keep geting loose, kind of saddening but i'm alright.

-J

>Three of Swords
>Lord of Sorrow

NTR.

>Yolanda Be Cool - We No Speak Americano

No idea what that is. Explain?

Remi! You're starting to become a regular here. -wink-

hi remilia
jesus thats even worse

Rabbit Rarity was looking at some fucking rocks she had dug up, now I know that makes her a bit of a fucking nerdy geek, but it's cool. Anyway she was thinking about the rarity of these rocks jesus christ Marie they're minerals, and then the idea of rarity entered her goodness and her hair was purple. This rabbit now was all the rarity, and it was rare to find somebody as pleasant, pure, cute and cuckolded as her.
How are you doing?

Man, so anyone who wants to defeat him has to destroy every cup in the world and keep anyone from making more?

Somehow you made a hero worse than Superman. Congratulations.

Then you must be the most loving witch too!

Worst times doe! I work when you usually run em i guess? And oh my fucking this cunt fucking captcha im gonna bottle the fuck

I dont get it...

*Woooo! I finally understood how to greentext!*

*Hi Raisins! How are your threads going? I haven't really seen them in a while now.*

Hi Yuki!
I-i don't know about that though. It's only my third time posting in a Reimu thread.

Hiya Chief.

Try doing one of me

Let's test your mettle

-Sweet Roll