Honestly about to watch this for the first time no bait, what am i to expect?

honestly about to watch this for the first time no bait, what am i to expect?

Fun space adventure.

laser swords

>bad guys fire hundreds of rounds
>never hit a single fucking person
>good guys mercilessly fuck up the bad guys with ease
>dialogue is atrocious
>basics of the story completely stolen from other writers

It's shit

pure john williams sonic goodness

alec guinness regretting his decisions

I movie made 40 years ago that has been hyped up beyond belief

pure kino up until episode 6

Satan

OP here, I looked online and it said the best way to watch is to watch them in release order. Is that right? or do I start with episode 1?

Don't do that, you'll give up before you reach the original movies

4,5,2,3,6.

episode 2 is pure kino

SPOILERS, MOTHERFUCKER!

Also remember to watch episode 5 when you get the chance, it's probably one of the best sequels of all time

the prequels don't exist

no don't start with the prequels it will ruin darth vader for you, just watch in release order

*tips fedora*

DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER!

Release order only

more like memechette order

>excluding kino

A nice standalone movie with no need for sequels.

Don't bother you won't appreciate it.

Just rewatch LOTR, that's more your speed.

original star wars is kino but everything after is a heartless cash grab

4 5 6 1 2 3 for sure to start with.
If you want to marathon them again some day after, try 1 2 3 4 5 6

An uninspired science fantasy film where the only good characters are the villains

Well thank you Mr Blow the picture for me!

ive never seen lord of the rings (OP here)

I fell asleep with episode V, I liked episode VI better
I've not seen the prequels and intend not to do it

A cute boy getting raped repeatedly.

Episode 6 has literally the best scenes in the entire series.

I agree

It's actually the only Star Wars movie I even remotely like