Help, Sup Forums. I'm stuck in my room in dire need of a poop, but my house is literally filled with girls. My parents are on vacation (neglectful type) so my sister decided to have a fucking slumber party with all her friends and friends of her friends...
She just posted this to facebook and i think there's two or three missing in the pic, because some of them decided to occupy the living-room as well. I can hear them walking around the house and my social phobia makes it impossible to do anything. Now the internet is shit too, probably because they're all on their phones. I know one of them, Lisa, has had a crush on me for maybe a month. I dunno my sister told me.
>Wat do, Sup Forums? Wat do?
I need to take a shit, but bitches be coveting my hallways. I'm also thirsty as fuck, sweating like a pig that can sweat because i'm so nervous. I'm not even a neckbeard, guys.
Help an overly anxious brotha out. Also, social phobia discussion, why not.
Camden Robinson
Dude just say fuck it and go take a dump, if they talk to you just respond with simple sentences
Jackson Perry
Sex Them
Dylan Lee
Poop on them
Isaac Cooper
Leave the door open, and stroke your cock
Nicholas Lee
Get paper Go woods Poop ??? Profit
Aaron Phillips
Own up to the shit bro. Just let it all out. Turn on the fan or something
Robert Adams
Go take a shit, don't make eye contact though, they can sense fear.
Luke Wood
Although I know this is fake I will answer legitimately.
>That seems like a nice house - master bedroom should have a master bathroom (bathroom inside parent's room). Go in there and shit
>Leave the house and go to a business and shit
>Shit in the woods
Carson Butler
Ask if they have a scat fetish.
Jose Stewart
You have to be the most pathetic faggot ever if this were even slightly true and you didn't end up with your dick in every one of those mouths including your sisters.
Justin Flores
>house full of girls >OP can't leave his room >not a neckbeard? >OP confirmed for massive faggot.
Just an hero. The poop will take care of itself once you're gone.
Chase Ortiz
Poop out window or Poop in some suitable container, cover container until bitches leave or Pretend they are boys. Go out of room to bathroom and poop. No big deal.
Nathaniel Thompson
girls shit too dude. fucking un cuck yourself
Owen Robinson
change the wifi pass blame it on them enjoy your 50ms and wizard powers
Andrew Murphy
Fuck them, just go poop. If worse comes to worse, just find something in your room you won't miss and throw it out the window.
Colton Fisher
I'm assuming you're still in your teens by what you're describing. Once you get a little older, you'll realize that girls are contrary to popular belief regular human beings too. Most of them are just different from guys - and they know that too, so if you have to go take a shit that will be loud and smelly, THEY UNDERSTAND. Not only do they do it too, but they will almost expect it from a guy.
So just fucking go take a shit dude. Actually, when you're done, try and join the girls in the living room and chat them up. Ask them what they do in life, because do you honestly know what the fuck girls do? Once you realize how little you know about girls, you'll realize how much you can talk to them (aka ask them and they'll jabber for hours).
Xavier Evans
This is good advice
Henry Brown
>Open door >Fling Poop >Close door
David Hill
maybe that's how it works in merry old england
Blake Roberts
No, that's how it works if you're not a chav.
Brandon Sullivan
Take a lipstick and some makeup kits and replace the contents with your poop then join them in the makeup party and they will apply your poop to their faces.
Joshua Baker
lock the door, have a quick fap, then go take your shit. you'll still be on the post-fap high, and nothing will bother you
Logan Young
They all look prime for impregnating.
Do god's work, user.
Tyler Jones
or a fucking worthless shit. this is just how you function in society
Gavin Jones
Easy. Take a shower but first take a shit. By the end of the shower the smell will be gone. Then walk out naked and erect. You're whale cum.
Zachary Walker
you the man of the house homie fuck all of those broads they're submissive to you OP you are the true Shit Lord
Tyler Price
Go take a shower, lock the bathroom door, do your shit, take a shower and leave the window open
Thomas Martinez
assert dominance/don't give a fuck
Carson Foster
got quads, yay for me
Joseph Stewart
Time stamp
James Long
checked, also good idea
Julian Davis
Works every time for me
William Collins
Shit in hand, smear it on the bottom of your door and the girls will avoid the area and you can throw the rest of the poop down into toilet.
Or man up and take your shit like your ancestors before you did with PRIDE, but THAT'S TOO HARD ISN'T IT FATTY?
Jordan Carter
Just having a laugh that you're from england m8, can tell by your phraseology.
Ayden Morales
take shit take shower freshen up genitals go talk smooth shaft all the bitches, one by one, slumber party style
Andrew Sullivan
lock your room or something, then have a quick fap, take your shit, ask the girl that likes you to go to your room, do the succ and fucc, if she likes you it will be all good, you're welcome
Caleb Smith
Master bedroom and shit u lying cuck
Luis Nguyen
You should have sexes with thems
Henry Sullivan
ask that one applying makeup to the other if she wants to fuck me. plz reply
Juan Morris
Take a dump in your hand and fling it at the prettiest girl. It establishes dominance and bitches love alpha males
Bentley Bennett
Go to convenience store take parents car they're gone anyway take dump, buy condoms (hopefully magnums at least get ribbed) leave condoms in plain sight let the drama ensue
Lincoln Myers
an hero and you'll shit automatically
Zachary Evans
rolling
Mason Turner
[OP HERE]
Look man, i'm no neckbeard like i said, but i'm no chad either. Social phobia/social anxiety disorder is the hardest thing to explain to neurotypicals, and i'm not your average socially awkward teenager. Well, i am a teenager, but i got taken out of school because of this mental illness.
Out of the school system and into the medical system. I kind of want to interact with some of them. I know a few of them are cool, even funny, but i would just be sitting there sweating my ass off, hands shaking because of the adrenaline.
>anyway here's a pic to keep the thread going. Pic is sis.
Ian James
This guy knows >also, if your not a fat fuck. >forget your clean shirt in your room >walk out shirtless for them to see
Carson Hall
fuck lisa
Ian Howard
That pic. My sides
Robert Sanchez
your sis is hella cute, moar?
Blake Scott
Since you're so socially awkward. Be honest with us OP, how often do you masturbate into your sister's panties ?
Luke Hernandez
Find your dog and take it with you into a room no girls are in. Shit onto the middle of the floor. Make a loud exclamation when you are through -- "Cuddles, you shit on the floor! Bad dog!" All of the girls will come to see the pile of shit. Since they are all now in one place, go to the living room and use those white carpets to wipe your ass to complete your smooth getaway.
Lucas Jones
kek'd out loud ty bby
Kayden Collins
I'm nervous around girls I I I nnnnnever eeeven kisssed one Guaranteed kisses be honest don't be a horn dog too much no insincere compliments Basic guarantee from this guy
Aiden Brown
Post address and ill wingman you as long as i get to fuck your sister
Landon Cox
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Aaron Long
This. Or: >Shit in the tank and leave an upper decker >tell your parents you hung out in your room all night and went to bed early and have no idea what they did after you went to bed
David Rogers
>turn on shower >open window >squirt some shampoo / bubble bath into the toilet >take your poop >take your shower
No evidence.
Also, post more of the hot teens
Justin Sullivan
Internet tough guy.
Zachary Nguyen
They probably all know who you are and that your akward and unless they are cunts they wont try to make you feel more akward, so they probably wont even say anything. If they do answer with yeah, no and simple sentences.
Jayden Gomez
Take a shit, but double flush. They probably won't even notice you unless someone goes in straight after, then you'll be ridiculed for ever. So shit, flush, wipe, flush. And hurry up bout it.
Levi Evans
[OP HERE - #2]
I also forgot to mention that door to the toilet (the only one that doesn't require a walk by my sisters room, in a hallway that i think is occupied by some of them since i can hear them so clearly) is one of those you lock with a key and not one of those upper-upper class, 1% of the 1% door locks that you can just twist.
The key was lost one day and nobody has bothered to replace it. We all use the one on the second floor, the one by my sisters. This is pathetic.
Gavin Reed
your house sucks
Jaxson Lee
If anything you said was true, your sister wouldn't be allowed to have a slumber party, or your entire family is autistic. Either way, you're good.
Luke Gray
I don't see a way out of this one. I think the best thing to do is to just kill yourself. Sorry.
Easton Hall
PAP of your naked sister or her panties
Michael Flores
just walk past them.
Wyatt Foster
nice trips
what is this, a get thread?
Mason Anderson
>2016 >not having hidden cameras everywhere to monitor slumber party
Christian Kelly
>Go get a drink and casually tell your sister infron of company your going to go take a shower >Shit in peace under cover of shower >wash filfth from body >Get prettied up and walk around in towel, wifey, or no shirt. >pound pussy
Parker Lewis
This OP. We all know you go through them on the daily. Admit that you jerk off into her panties.
Jayden Wilson
If the shower is in the same bathroom, just start the shower, take a fast shit, then take a shower. No smell, no sound, I call it ninja shit.
Kevin Ramirez
As a dude with similar problems related to yours, I can give you some pointers on how to become a "false Chad".
Rather than trying to be an alpha through words,you should be using your awkwardness to your advantage. Chicks(just as any dude would) love to see a guy do something funny. And being an awkward fuck is funny. Cause an load ruckus somewhere inside your house, but do not do something TOO retarded. This will attract attention and them girls will be flocking over.
They will say oh shit waddup. Follow this up by saying dome cringe shit like "No one say anything" and laugh it off. This will cause them to laugh a long and now you will have their attention+instant lightening of the mood.
Follow up with a question like " so what are you ladies doing here". They answer, then you say "And your leaving me out. So unfair" WITH A SMILE.They smile will get you the invitation.
Try this out OP. Even the most socially retarded beta can pull this off as long as he looks decent enough. I use this all the time and I'm socially awkward as fuck.
>also do 100 pushups(or as many as you can) helps you get the juices flowing and contributes to boosting confidence.
Christopher Myers
No, im not OP...
Charles Cruz
Take a shit and if someone walks im ask them to join you
Joseph Ramirez
>tell them your going to take a shower ??????????????????????????????? Your just as autistic as op, why would you tell them, just do this without telling them,
Dylan Johnson
You're right. You really are socially awkward
Ian Butler
take notes, OP. Some of this shit works
Christopher Campbell
If this is real
smoke some pot and chill out. Im stupid anxious around people if its more then one on one, doubly so if its women.
If pot doesnt work a xanax will for sure.
As someone else said go turn the shower on and shit. Bonus points for actually showering and then going an saying hi when youre fresh as fuck
Parker Stewart
Might just be cheesy enough to work
Brandon Morgan
[OP HERE - #3] First off, check em. >Second, pic for you guys. It's off of facebook, so if that tells you something.. Eh, actually i wouldn't say she was a slut but hey, i'm a biased older borther, what can i say.
Third, this is so typically S.A.D. Afraid of judgment in any social situation, and always having that sneaking suspicion that everyone is talking about you behind your back. It's unlikely that they haven't brought me up, but i'm sure my sis is embarrassed to have such a failure as a brother like me. Even though we have always gotten along pretty good.
Daniel Campbell
It works a lot for me anyway. Has a lot to do with my voice though.
>black radio host voice ftw
Chase Murphy
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Colton Reyes
You are the alpha of the house user, you are the male Make waste in your own kingdom user
Evan Hall
>Having a sister this cute >she tells you a friend of hers likes you >She has tons of the girls over and even invites one that likes you
SHE'S TRYING TO HOOK IT UP FOR YOU AND YOU ARE FUCKING IT UP. WHAT ARE YOU? JUST END YOUR LIFE
Andrew Diaz
Just poop. Girls poop too.Girls know shit stinks they will even joke about when someone wrecks the bathroom. If you shit like a man instead of a little bitch. They won't say shit. If youre all self conscious about it Youll look like a tool.
Leo Johnson
[OP HERE - #4] Yeah, that's pretty bad.
Evan Miller
0/10 nice attempt at trolling faggot. You're whole "LOOK MAN, LOOK GUYS" gave it away/
Sebastian Foster
>neurotypicals
Yeah ok there neckbearded faggot.
Cooper Torres
Fuck your sister
Nathaniel Bailey
OP GET US MORE NAKED PICS OF HER AND ALSO PANTIES
Luis Perry
FAKE AND GAY
Jordan Roberts
OP is a faggot trying to personal army some chick from his facebook. Why the fuck would someone post pics of their sister on here and not change the file image.
Blake Howard
>what are you A teenager that has social phobia. It's not necessarily that he doesn't pick up on signals, it's that he's to socially disabled to do anything about it.
Andrew Lee
Grab a towel and your phone then act like you're a out to shower and have a glorious shit...also actually take a shower in case of hornyuber girl going into your room for late night quickyyy
Austin White
>social phobia >but bitches
What a loser
Alexander Gomez
My roommates tell me in advance when they're going to bring people home for little parties and stuff , so I can gather supplies in my room and could be there until they go away.
Jonathan Johnson
I second this
turn their party in a Japanese scat/vomit porno where they writhe together and make out in their own shit and puke!!
user: "what could go wrong"
Nicholas Garcia
Well all I can say is enjoy that gap of shame tonight.
Have fun listening to all those hotbchicks giggle and talking about how big Ricardo from the soccer team dick is instead of at least taking a chance at some nice holy, refined pussy
Dylan Richardson
Fap*
Kayden Ramirez
Really? I would have opted for the one to the far left with her finger next to her mouth.