Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
kagami claimed!
Endless 8 wasn't even that bad
claimed
Why?? Water is great!
Nice try.
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Memed
Claimed
Dio-sama...
I'm not trying to be anything to be honest.
lewd
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Claimed
Shigure claimed :3
I know.
Because I'm not too smart.
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>wake up at noon
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Power Rangers coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
>mfw
what?
roll ;o
cute pic
To be fair, I slack on hydrating as well.
and so a get was wasted
only on Sup Forums
Madoka Kaname, claimed.
I will proudly state that I sat through the entire endless 8 without skipping anything
It was interesting to see they actually animated each of them seperately
So why would one be as shameless as to want to fuck a horse anyways?
Ohayo!
Get are wasted on every board, at least this guy acknowledged the get.
Because she's bestgirl.
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It took me three episodes of that to figure out what was going on. I might just be the densest material on earth
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Your get may be powerful, but I disagree.
Tits and blonde hair are great, but a horse pussy is a loose pussy.
1. Centaur.
2. There are worse things to fuck. I mean... after all, someone was shameless enough to fuck your mother.
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Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
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The pussy is on the horse part, so it's fucking a horse.
Anyways what I'm trying to say is that snek is better girl.
I'm better, I have a gif.
lewd :(
did you watch haruhi? ;o
roll
I watch like an episode a day of anime so that was a fun week + 1
Holy fuck, savage.
Ohio! What's poppin?
REKT
REKT
REKT
Feelsgoodman
Aren't you special
>Yuno
GET
FUCKING
D . E . S . T . R . O . Y . E . D
you're lewd!!!
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I am in fact, and can make you special too if you want!
fucking kek
My get seems to disagree.
Also I partially only said that because I knew it would get a response out of you.
Again thank you for that.
S A V A G E
Calm down motherfucker
It's too damn early to be THAT savage
Finally home after a long day. You?
Cause why the fuck not?
Because mei's a shit
Also gtfo akiko
You the man
Which megu is this?
Going to take that as a sexual thing and decline, I am loyal to hotaru (sorta)
Chores all day and got done grilling, might have work tomorow or Friday
OH! wheres my Ps4 bros at! I GOT OVERWATCH
My pleasure
Just seeing them get posted is appreciation enough for me
Actual god tier claim
why do people like her? might as well like a fat girl
simple as that, she's fat, is that why?
It's okay to have a different opinion, just don't be an ass about it or you'll get treated as one.
If you'd rather fuck a snake because you don't think your dick is enough for a horse then that's how it is, you're not better than anyone else here.
If I was more calm I'd be asleep tbh.
She's not fat, that's what her clothes make her out to be
Tracer > D.va > Mercy > Symmetra > Mercy
akikiikiko, can you send me ohio again ;-;
I couldn't save them on my pc but now i can
Dude, that fucker will call a skeleton fat to get a rouse out of someone.
I was planning to do your Ohayou like this gif
A little silly but that would be one more ohio yuno for me
not me
>checked
She's not fat. She wears antarctic clothing
There's actual official art of her without her winter's clothing, confirming she's thicc but not fat
>pic related
Sure
coming up
>Akiko
Pretty standard day for ya then huh? Thursday sounds like the better choice.
>I GOT OVERWATCH
O shit it's happening.
Of course you would love to be rewarded with a (you) by the outstanding Dio user
I don't consider myself better for liking snek over horse, I consider myself better for claiming a charismatic vampire that jabs his fingers in people's foreheads, that's all there is to it.
Also I just kind of find it weird to fuck a horse, I mean it's pretty tall so you would have to stand on something behind her then give her your shlong and since it's an anime girl everyone knows she's going to do some bullshit "ugu" crap and freak out, and since it is a horse it would kick you with all of it's strenght breaking a few bones and a night that should've been a pleasant erotic night changes to a disapointing night at the hospital.
Thank you.
What the fuck did I reply to.
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Claimed.
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!
IT'S HIIIIGH NOON
NERF THIS
Im ready!
That's a lot of baseless assumptions. How about Cerea is sentient and can adapt to whomever she fucks?
I love when I come in here with Mei as my waifu everyone starts talking about overwatch
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Slight correction/addition; sentient, self aware and intelligent.
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UMMM YES? Whens this going down
I installed black ops 3 anyway Gasai
Mi Liu ohayou when?
thanks again love :o
We can play in a sec, I'm eating at the moment
no ;o
roll
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Akiko
- x EU
x Yuno
x Dio
x Rory Mercury
O Ika
x Kagami
x Konata
x Homura
x Mugen
x Shiro
x Ryougi Shiki
x Franken Fran
x Holstaur
x Amatsukaze
Mugi - thicc eyebrows
Mio
Yui
Azusa
Ritsu
Rei - school uniform
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Miho
Syndra
Kongou
Yume
Shino - blonde
Prinz
Togame
Mumei
Dragon trainer Tristana + Riggles
Yuuko
Kneesocks
Mi Liu
Lily (vocaloid)
Captain comrade
C.C
Mero
Shizuru
Kurisu
Makoto - sun dress and hat
Kotori whaaat?
No problem rocket
Prepared to get carried :^)
Soon.
its good, i'm gonna watch your anime soon :o
roll
curious to see how tristana's turns out with the puppy and all :o
Oh yes~ give me dem loot boxes
Hey Akikikikokoko, you're keeping a copy of all of them, right?
Hope you like it. I can make it faster or slower if you want me to.
~Shiro
ok send me an invite when your ready im playing rainbow six
Also, you forget the non-sexual advantages. Free rides!
My asumptions are not baseless, it's a fact that fucking a horse will end up with getting kicked hard enough to break a few bones or at least is likely to end up like this unless you're one of those profesional "mare lovers" that got it all under control. I would still rather not fuck a horse.
I'm just saying that it's not impossible to fuck a horse without getting completely destroyed but centaurs are creatures of war, fighting is in their blood, kicking is a form of violence, kicking something that is behind them trying to play cave explorer is what they live for.
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It'll be sillier if it were faster but thanks~
Alrighty
>Dis gon be gud
You can take Kongou off the list
Thicc = fat
dumbass
I don't like the idea of getting a spouse for the sole purpose of getting sick free rides wherever and whenever I want.
This