Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums

If we drain an olympic sized pool and then place:

10 fifthgraders with machetes in the shallow end

VS

4 adult silverback gorillas

Pull the ladders and wait.
Who wins and how long does it take?

I gotta give it to the gorillas. Most fifth graders just don't have the muscle strength to swing a machete hard enough to deal significant damage.

Me.

I think just one silverback could win

This guy gets it.

Silverbacks ftw.

Depends. If the silverbacks come from the zoo, they'll back off knowing that humans have the power.
If they're from the jungle... rip fifth graders

Gorillas are eating 5th graders within 1 minute.

I'd good moniez pay to see this.

This is the weirdest porn I ever watched

Are they nigger 5th graders?

How about the gorillas vs the sun?

The fifth graders could maybe just maybe kill one gorilla if they use teamwork to allow maybe the fat kid to get taken down while they hack at the gorillas back but ultimately the gorillas will just fucking nigger tongue their anuses

Rip machete skins.

Nigger 5th graders won't work together. They are all me me me nig nogs.

how many is 10?

this.

then they'd just climb out unless they're disabled / retarded

Today's sissy bitch ass kids? They would all plop down, piss in their pants and cry like the fucktards these helicopter moms are producing today. Fucking millennials.

Idk but I know the gorillas/apes are 2.4

This is a good question. A 35 year old man would do well against a gorilla.

No ladders dumbass. Are you retarded read the fucking post.

A 35 year old nigger?

The Silverbacks would fucking destroy them lol.

This isn't even open too debate.

Yes.
As most niggers have a hard time getting past the fifth grade.

You're wrong

Your***

can they evolve

Wait a tick... are you saying you own the wrong? That the wrong is yours? That you are not wrong, but rather, you own the wrong so completely that you become the wrong?
Are you transcended wrong? Are you wrong from the fifth dimension? Will you sign my penis with this oversized novelty pen?

you're

Nigger here!

Autism detected

this guy gets it!

kek

Autism detected

Only one idiot kid dies because he rushes them and possibly takes one gorilla with him. Otherwise they remain on their respective sides until you get bored and throw down ropes. Now if you threw in a lion that would be something else. You're throwing in god damn herbavoirs with relatively high iqs. What if instead you leave a foot of water and throw in crocks and give the kids old fashioned dueling pistols. The kind with one shot which is hard to aim down without losing your bullet due to gravity and are unrifled so they have a short effective range.

So, only autistic people can into grammar?
Are you too autistic to understand that doing things right and understanding words makes you a valid member of society?

First time Sup Forums has made me actually lol in a long while.

Are the fifth graders from a public school or a private institution?

Depends. If the fifth graders are niggers then they'll be in their 20s so they might have a chance.

lol

Read the thread, this joke's already been done better.

No...no it wasn't.

Are the 5th graders coed?

yes, yes it was.

My nigger detect device has never beeped twice alerting me of a full thread of niggers, but alas

Nigagedon

best post so far

lern 2 speel re2ard

Best post keks were had

Wow best post I've ever seen LOL

fucking kekd

I r8 8/8 m8

The faggotry is strong here.

Legendary post right here.

Holy fuck, haven't kek'd this hard in a long time.

OP if nigger 5th graders wouldn't all the apes just get along?

how about 20, 9yo girls against 1 pedo?
who wins? they are all naked.

wew lad

the pedo would die, but i think he would still win...