CIV thread we are a small civ living on the other side of the "fucking kooks". they may be hostile or they may be friendly. 7s decide what our civ does next. first dubs name civ
CIV thread we are a small civ living on the other side of the "fucking kooks"...
obviously R&P. take all their womens.
reroll
win
ogga booga where da white wimenz at?
Op here we cannot reach their womens we must build or construct a means of getting their womens 6s decide how. (added hair for womens)
build a dam with timber from the local trees.
Cross the river using hilariously long stilts
reroll
Reroll
winrar?
win
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THE DAMN YELLOW-SKINS OUT!!!!
Now it is
Everybody piss in the river.
bomb em
Chop down some trees for a bridge
(your six was winrar) but we send two men that walked across a bridge we built from punching down trees. one got speared to shit but the other returned with two japense womens. the japs are mad now and we still have bride o no.... 3 decides
Make more spears to attack them and take their spears
Roll
bridge does not equal dam.
Rollercoaster
Take their wood then deconstruct the bridge
oh fuck sorry its late. o well. you guys are taking too long and they called recruits!!!
Roll
Make some bows and arrows and shoot across the river so we can take more booty
Reroll
Roll
Rawl
Build javelins to throw across the river
Throw rocks at them
Fuck we don't have anymore trees, plant some trees and use the miracle grow
winrar
Has op abandoned us
Sacrifice jap women to summon satan to destroy them
we have killed 2 with rocks 8s decide
op is always with you ;)