CIV thread we are a small civ living on the other side of the "fucking kooks"...

CIV thread we are a small civ living on the other side of the "fucking kooks". they may be hostile or they may be friendly. 7s decide what our civ does next. first dubs name civ

obviously R&P. take all their womens.

reroll

win

ogga booga where da white wimenz at?

Op here we cannot reach their womens we must build or construct a means of getting their womens 6s decide how. (added hair for womens)

build a dam with timber from the local trees.

Cross the river using hilariously long stilts

reroll

Reroll

winrar?

win

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THE DAMN YELLOW-SKINS OUT!!!!

Now it is

Everybody piss in the river.

bomb em

Chop down some trees for a bridge

(your six was winrar) but we send two men that walked across a bridge we built from punching down trees. one got speared to shit but the other returned with two japense womens. the japs are mad now and we still have bride o no.... 3 decides

Make more spears to attack them and take their spears

Roll

bridge does not equal dam.

Rollercoaster

Take their wood then deconstruct the bridge

oh fuck sorry its late. o well. you guys are taking too long and they called recruits!!!

Roll

Make some bows and arrows and shoot across the river so we can take more booty

Reroll

Roll

Rawl

Build javelins to throw across the river

Throw rocks at them

Fuck we don't have anymore trees, plant some trees and use the miracle grow

winrar

Has op abandoned us

Sacrifice jap women to summon satan to destroy them

we have killed 2 with rocks 8s decide

op is always with you ;)