Kirby just absorbed you. What power does he get?
Kirby just absorbed you. What power does he get?
Julian Anderson
Zachary Wood
obesity
Charles Brooks
Severe depression
Evan Barnes
Furious, painful, unrelenting masturbation, complete with tearlube.
Brayden Anderson
Crippling Anxiety
Samuel Sanchez
the power of kek
Camden Cruz
Social retardation and an 8 inch cock
Luis King
depression
James Myers
needle. i'm sewing up a ripped pocket right now
Owen Russell
Faggotry
Grayson Reed
A low sperm count.
Carson Ortiz
Blood that is considered poisonous to others
High tolerance to alcohol, drugs, and pain
Sense of smell so strong he can smell the pizza guy before he even comes in.
Sebastian Collins
Self-delusion
Elijah Sanchez
The ability to eat his own cum
Hudson Young
>Sense of smell so strong he can smell the pizza guy before he even comes in.
>TFW you smell the pizza for the guy next door
Dominic Walker
Misleading narcissism
Jackson Campbell
Every female attracted to him lives in another state and 80% of them aren't fuckworthy anyways.
Robert Hill
Self awareness and perhaps narcissism. Comes with a sick Hawaiian shirt.
Leo Russell
The sexual stamina of a god.
Leo Thompson
The ability to sit for long periods of time with his mouth open
Eli Diaz
The ability to suck his own cock.
Joseph Cook
I mean I'm pretty good at the guitar
Sebastian Ward
Loliness
Daniel Barnes
The ability to disappoint ones parents
Kevin James
Fat cock in a lil foreskin
Anthony Lewis
Also Kirby has the ability to skate pretty well now.
Sebastian Turner
...
Logan Cruz
lethargy
Kayden Green
The power to get dubs when ever he wants
Zachary Parker
Non-existent then?
Full disclosure: I'm religious, but you made it too easy.
Zachary Sanchez
Faggot
Jaxon Lee
crippling depression
Wyatt Gonzalez
fag
Jordan Scott
Horrible acne.
Alexander Turner
The real power to get dubs
Nathan Roberts
Hair. Lots of hair. It's everywhere. I can't see shit. Send help.
Ayden Jones
the power to CHECK'EM
Austin Campbell
Social anxiety
Connor Nelson
To work out during the day and then sit in bed and eat all night, thus never making any real progress
Kayden Lewis
The ability to ejaculate 15 feet and go for a second round
Gabriel Hughes
Doesn't gain any power. Just loses the will to live. Also, checkem
Logan Wright
crippling depression
Mason James
Anything he touches turns into a dildo
Austin Howard
Why not suplex obtained from sheer rage
Isaiah Lee
He... Gets.. No- Friendss....
Jacob Cruz
>blood that is poisonous to others
So... AIDS?
Asher Ramirez
Lol. Not bad. But for real, I've gone as long as eight hours.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I don't expect anyone to believe me, lol.
Landon Rivera
The ability to can't keep angry at someone even if you want / can't hate Anyone
Ethan Reyes
you're a virgin...
Brandon Garcia
Proof that shit
Aiden Green
Obligatory insult.
Christian Wood
Irritable bowel syndrome.
Blake Peterson
My step dad's retarded black cock
Jack Lee
> (OP)
>Self awareness and perhaps narcissism. Comes with a sick Hawaiian shirt.
Joshua Hall
black clothes and a guitar
Nathan Adams
everytime he has sex, something he owns breaks.
>his condom
Connor Fisher
Antisemitism
Christopher Robinson
probably just sleep
Lucas Cooper
Mic kirby, I guess, I'm a DJ
Wyatt Ward
Drugs. Hat is a magic mushroom.
Owen Phillips
He's able to rub two fires together to make a stick.
Sebastian Thompson
He's now a highly-functioning autist.