Hey Sup Forums, have you ever fucked a celeb or seen one naked in real life? share your story

Hey Sup Forums, have you ever fucked a celeb or seen one naked in real life? share your story

bumping with demi

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anybody got a story?

i have a 3 way with pamela anderson, anna nicole smith and rosanne. shit was cash.

why are you posting a picture of a gibbon?

Im guessing Pam and Nicole were package deals. Rosanne is the main course

here's some Saura Paulsen titties to mix it up

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guy in a previous thread claimed to work wardrobe for GoT, and had seen every inch of the main cast, would anybody like to hear what he said?

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hmm.... why not

so first thing he mentioned is that Sophie Turner was dumb, like really dumb, but nice. Her pussy is covered in razor burn so he thought she didn't know how to shave properly

Aren't we about due for some new Miley nudes? It's been a few weeks.

all in all, he didn't seem to impressed by her body, but he said he also was super gay so he wasn't the best judge

anything else?

he said that Maisie Williams was totally gross. Hairy bush and a smelly pussy. Aeriolas that didn't match her tits. He said she had the worst body

Bill Cosby but I don't remember shit and my ass is still sore...

how would he know what her pussy smelled like?

thats why they call it a hot cosby

Anybody got her Sex Tape?

flippidy dabbity do bill crosby was on top of you

more of miley. why are her lips so defined in the shadow but the bush is covering it?

he just said it smelled like imitation crab. If he was working closely with a naked Maisie, and her twat smelled bad, it's not unreasonable that he caught a wiff

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Jesus H. Christ, you inbred idiots are as facepalm inducing as they come.

there's a sex tape??

>it's not unreasonable that he caught a wiff
It is entirely unreasonable. You are a gullible tool

im guessing she was pushing her stomach forward and her ass back, so it wasn't a strait shot of her vag gotta love her blondie pubes

After a long day in the sun or something I can understand the vag getting a bit perfumey

the story must be true because NO ONE on Sup Forums is comfortable enough with there sexuality to pretend to be gay

>>it's not unreasonable that he caught a wiff
>It is entirely unreasonable. You are a gullible tool

Have you ever lived with a woman? Those things aren't exactly scentless

I've fucked my neighbor. She's kind of like a celebrity. She's literally the neighborhood whore; she's fucked everybody, and she doesn't hide it.

as per request, more Miley. I wanna be friends with this crazy ho because that probs gives you a 100% chance of seeing her naked body

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so GoT guy said that Natalie Dorner and Nathalie Emmanuel were both totally shaven. He thought Nathalie looked best naked

It is totally reasonable. Why do you think Scarlett Johansson has to FedEx her drawers home. Still probably a lie though.

No but I went to highschool with a girl who was in playboy

he's on Sup Forums. take a wild guess

how'd it feel when her spread came out?

>be me, accidentally walk into the >Women's restroom at the beach in >Belmar. Ellen DeGeneres was >changing into a one piece Speedo >suit. I saw her nude.

I was shocked and amazed. Granted this was years after she left the school but ever since my buddy said he fucked her I was jealous. She was one of those little cute quiet girls and I wanted her

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did you retain your vision?

if anybody posted a story, would you actually believe it?

depends on the story my friend

There was a guy on here a year back who was talking about how he fucked Gina Carano. He seemed legit based upon what he was saying.

I was an extra on the Hunger Games movies. A group of extras were telling me there was one scene where Jlaw had to change pretty quickly, so her bodyguard guy held up a towel for her while she switched clothes, but a couple extras could kinda see around the towel so they saw her naked. They said she kinda knew and didn't really give a fuck. True story.

No, I'm blind and use a guide dog. Thanks for asking.

Did he say anything about Emilia?

saw one story that was pretty interesting. guy said he hooked up with Rachel Ray at a swingers event. I guess her husband was into the scene, so she got dragged into it

You do know thats like 100% photoshop right?

not much. said she should shave a little more

still her butthole though

Only one person can fuck Gina Carano:

oh yeah i read that too - she divorced her husband because of the swinging thing and his eventual cheating. the OP got a BJ from her, and fingered her, but I don't think he fucked her

dang, you remember anymore details about either girl? Im guessing they caught Jen in her down to earth faze. she just seems kinda stuck-up now

thats what i recal. said she kept a little pube triangle which i think is very hot

The guy said Gina was a freak and liked rough sex.

As far as Jlaw, I was on set with her for almost 3 months. I saw her a lot.

Meh. She was legit funny and talented, but the head was expanding a little quickly if you know what I mean. She was really getting off on being the center of attention. The rest of the cast was very mellow. Harrelson was high 24/7. Interesting guy though.

No, but I did go to high school and work with Jada Stevens. I have a couple stories if anyone cares.

The shadow, kid. Zoom in. Angle of the lighting plus hair doesn't block light that well. Pussy lips do. Hence, covered bush but define lips via the shadow.

STORY TIME PLZ!

I wanna do Jada sooooo bad.

I'm sure there are but her no longer attractive body means they aren't newsworthy anymore. Stick a fork in her, she ain't the Disney starlet she once was. Zero boner anymore.

why not

I've seen anons talking about a blowjob from Michelle Trachtenburg, and a hot one-nighter with Maria Sharapova (guy claimed to be a tennis journalist). Both sounded pretty convincing. Those are the ones I've given a greater than 50% chance of being true.

I've seen Steffi Graf on a nude beach.

yeah shes totally the type of celeb that i'd love to see nude

Yeah her and fez! It's out there somewhere

Before or after she was famous?

Well filename are her actual intiials, and she was one year under me in school.
I didn't know her much in hs but she dated this wigger Chad for a long time.
We worked together at Eckerd/Rite Aid
>con't

I had 100 sex with selena gomeez, was so good.

and where have you heard this?

She worked as a cashier and I worked in the pharmacy as a tech right after hs.
She told me one day that they had been bitching at her for being late, but she had gotten a second job at the Pink Pony
con't

while i believe.

friend worked out with Hillary swank for million dollar baby.. said she changed quickly after training and didn't seem to mind my friend (girl) watching. Said she was cool and was def normal looking naked nothing all too good.

I think as soon as Miley's career is nearly over she will take money to do a porn. I'm pretty certain Vivid has probably offered her a few million but it's still probably not enough. I think she is that much of a slut she will do it eventually. Soon as those dollars stop rolling in and she needs to keep her lifestyle, she will cave.

Infamouslovato

Wait. Pink Pony.

Shit nigger I used to live in Atlanta like 1 mile from the Pony...

Does Marilyn Chambers count?

they've been promising shit years and are yet to deliver

I fucked Katie Kinney from Syfy's show Faceoff back when she was in college. She was pretty cool and we fucked once. Not sure if she counts as a celebrity but there ya.

how naked she see her?

you are a rockstar.

she has a net worth of 150mil
i dont think she will need to do porn anytime soon

That's why she was late, because she would work there all night and make so much money she stopped giving a shit about Rite Aid and they eventually fired her
She did invite me to come see her but I never went. One day though, I caught her looking at naked pictures of herself on one of those public photo machines which was pretty funny. She jumped because she thought I was a customer, but when she realized it was me she didn't care funny enough

Ok, not exactly a celebrity, but I did fuck a woman who was in the the April 2008 edition of German Playboy. (No, not the centerfold.) That I learned this only after the fact was somewhat cooler.

I had a one night stand with Beth Littleford in college.

We went to Shiloh about 10 years ago

full frontal.
I didn't feel like probing for specifics cause my friend was a girl and family friend. But I got up to asking what she looked like naked and how chill she was with being naked. so ya

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Took Kennedy Leigh's virginity, AMA

wattttttttttt

I love Beth Littleford.

Plz tell the story.

you fuck yourself you liar. (tell me everything. she looks like her puss smells)

doubtfull. She's gonna be like cindy Lauper and stick around getting cred for being weird

Last one, I heard from my asst manager she had taken one of the girls that worked as a pharm tech out to party one time and they basically took a whole bunch of bars and had a train run on them. The girl from the pharmacy apparently hardly remembered much of it

I sniffed a seat Rachel McAdams sat on for a good while then jerked off in the bathroom. They were in St.Michaels shooting Wedding Crashers and did this even where I worked, I swooped in and inhaled her ass after the room was empty

so no idea if she had a bush or not?

actually i do all the time, always.... I just looked out of the window and saw kate beckinsale undressing

nude justin beaver

girl has a great ass

no unfortunately not. but I saw my family friends bush once. also swank looks like she rocks the bush daily, as seen in boys don't cry