>"Do my Euros remain positive? I couldn't care less right now, I am just sad and want to apologise to all Italians," Pelle told news agency Ansa.
>"If I had scored that penalty, I'd have become a phenomenon, but instead ... I arrived here as a nobody and I leave as a nobody.
>"I am sorry to everyone, but let nobody say I was trying to provoke Neuer. I don't even think he noticed. By making the 'chip' gesture I was merely trying to encourage him to stay in the centre of the goal.
>"He was moving around a lot and I wanted him to stay still. At the end Neuer saluted me and said I was a great player."
>I arrived here as a nobody and I leave as a nobody. good.
Jayden Lewis
...
Evan Baker
Poor guy
Austin Richardson
hope he takes this humbling experience and has a great performance this season, but that probably won't happen.
Benjamin Barnes
What a retard
Matthew Morales
>..I'd have become a phenomenon.. >Neuer..said I was a great player
HAHA just go fuck your hot gf you handsome fuck
Liam Nelson
He was far from the worst in that shitshow shootout
Jordan Walker
I would say he's a faggot but I can't really hate him, he did pretty well in the euros (except against germany of course).
Jonathan Foster
>try to gain advantage >just happen to fail this time nothing new here
you guys are just too young to remember how italians play (Admittedly its a shit attempt at it against neuGOD)
Zaza need to apologize over 9000 times more
Hudson Perez
Has zaza apologised or is he hiding in a bunker somewhere?
Cameron Stewart
he said he always shooted that way and he was unlucky because he alredy sent Neuer the wrong way. He said he's sad for it but didn really apologize IIRC
Lucas Kelly
>le twinkle toes and miss man
what a cunt
Zachary Wilson
in a sense he's lucky: nobody will ever remember him thanks to >Zaza
Jason Edwards
His career-defining moment, and he fails.
30 years old and will probably be left out of WC 2018 to make space for El Shawameme and Niggertelli.
F
Nolan Powell
>If I had scored that penalty, I'd have become a phenomenon
lel what a faggot could just do his job and score the damn penalty, but no, he wanted to become a meme
Lincoln Nguyen
This faggot deserves no pity. He's fucking his 10/10 gf and sleeping in his millionaires mansion.
Ryder Reed
joke's really on him lol zaza outmemed him
Ian Campbell
>I'd have become a phenomenon, but instead ... I arrived here as a nobody and I leave as a nobody. Well aren't you a self centered cunt
Carson Garcia
>"I am sorry to everyone, but let nobody say I was trying to provoke Neuer. I don't even think he noticed. By making the 'chip' gesture I was merely trying to encourage him to stay in the centre of the goal. >"He was moving around a lot and I wanted him to stay still"
shut the fuck up, you can't apologize for clearly trying to play mind games by saying "well they weren't THOSE kinds of mind games"
shut the fuck up, take your penalty in professional fashion on the world's biggest stage and move on
the rest of the apology is decent enough, I would take it, but that last part is complete bullshit. you can't divert from the normal flow of things and then say you had no intention of doing anything or gaining any advantage
Anthony Kelly
She has a weird shaped nose
3/10, wouldn't look twice at
Daniel Moore
well he has the whole being a mediocre player playing for mediocre club in mediocre league thing going for him so not as big as messi's miss and he at least apologises unlike messi who left his national team in disarray being a crybaby
Owen Murphy
>I arrived here as a nobody and I leave as a nobody
Luke Parker
lol i think the what he actually meant was lost in translation a bit, probably meant hero or something
Michael Jenkins
Buttblasted neck beards on an Italian tiptoe website shitting on arguably the most handsome man in the Euros. How predictable.
Elijah Anderson
Not even the most handsome italian
Cameron King
>forgetting hummels >forgetting tsu
Wyatt Wilson
>handsome >white kys my man
Charles Perez
>that handsign >neuer giving a shit
Tyler Parker
How can white men compete?
Christopher Williams
>hummels
would look decent if he didn't keep trying to grow out the magician stache &goatee
Alexander Carter
>mfw i did not know Aland existed before this post
Isaiah Walker
What's a United States? Seems pretty irrelevant
Liam Torres
Nowhere near the most handsome German desu.
Who is to you? Buffon is p handsome but I envy Belle's hair and face structure
Okay a good number of the nogs make me envious. Probably need to compare them side by side
Alexander Carter
I was talking about Hummels btw
Isaiah Lewis
Insigne, Immobile, Candreva
Charles Bennett
>hummels >pelle >gomez
so europeans like mexican looking people?
Jayden Hughes
>Insigne >5'4 >163cm
Ethan Long
On what planet does Gomez look Mexican? Hummels looks more Arab than Mexican. Pelle is the only one that could pass as Mexican.
Anthony Walker
immobile is the only one that's close to be h pham
Connor Gutierrez
this is so much better without sound
>those hand gestures looking all confident while neuer litterally not giving a fuck >those quick little zazas before running up to the ball >those slow zazas in the middle of the run >that terrible kick missing by a mile >that disappointment at the end
mein sides
Mason Cook
>thread was about how a player apologized for a shitty PK >thread turns into who is the best looking player in the tournament
i thought /fit/ was supposed to be the gay board
Henry Robinson
Not fantasizing, they're just competition for girls and what they do for their skin and hair can be tips to us uggos on what to do. Sounds like you got some issues with your own homo thoughts, it's okay man.
Joseph Garcia
Is there a webm of Zazas memekick?
Camden Murphy
This t b h, no sympathy for a 6′4″ millionaire with a hot gf
Yeah it's slightly different >"If I had scored, people would have said I was a phenomenon, but instead it didn't go well. Was I good in the Euros? Now I don't care about it. I arrived here as a nobody and now I leave as a nobody." He's pretty devastated desu
Levi Martinez
He didn't even do it correctly. If you want to do a cool guy, you're supposed to kick in the direction you pointed in. Like in RPS, you say "I'll pick rock" and then you pick 3 rocks in a row.
Jayden Ross
Hummels can pass as Mexican. In fact, here's the Mexican Hummels. They look pretty similar tBh
Kevin Lopez
yeah he just goes back to his millionaire home and 1 week after the euros are done all life is back to normal and he's still pounding that sweet tight models asshole every night, what a rough life. Just like Messi right now is at the Bahamas eating antonella's asshole.
Elijah Hernandez
He was literally crying while he was saying that, by the way
Jose Green
He was the worst
Owen Ross
He said he was tring to get an advantage (but encouraging Neuer to stay still) but it didnt work. People here got pissed because they thought he was trying to mock him and he explained that wasnt the case
Easton Russell
he is just an arrogant asshole...he didnt care about the team. he just tried to make a cool move to make him even more famous if he would have scored.
James Fisher
>implying any of us will ever leave
Connor Howard
Of course he sent neuer the wrong way... Did he expect Neuer to pick the ball up on the sideline?
Hudson Lee
V E R Y R A R E E R Y
R A R E
Jaxon Bailey
>Aland ???
Jack Stewart
>The Åland Islands or Åland (Swedish: Åland, Swedish pronunciation: [ˈoːland]; Finnish: Ahvenanmaa) is a region of Finland that consists of an archipelago lying at the entrance to the Gulf of Bothnia in the Baltic Sea. It is autonomous, demilitarised and is the only monolingually Swedish-speaking region in Finland. Collectively, the islands in the archipelago form the smallest region of Finland, constituting 0.49% of its land area and 0.50% of its population.
Jaxon Lee
>I arrived here as a nobody and I leave as a nobody
Christian King
>EPL
Caleb Reed
ULTRA FUCKING RARE
Luke Gonzalez
I though Åland was rangebanned :D it might have been only Sup Forums.
Nolan Morgan
>I arrived here as a nobody and I leave as a nobody
Jason Gomez
Marchisio (if he wasn't injured)
Luis Reed
Pellè was very good throughout the tournament, i just don't get why he took that penalty before Parolo or Giaccherini he's not built to be a penalty taker, too tall and not composed at all, not a good shooter
>be Gomez >be 189cm >built like a greek god >get called Mexican by an Amerifat
Jayden Gomez
S H I N Y N O R W A Y
Nolan Ortiz
Pellè is more arab looking than mexican. Also he's like 195cm tall, that's not very mexican
Carson Martin
>He's from Salento >Lilterally a Greek colony >No one thinks he looks greek
Step it up senpai.
Oliver Taylor
>He was moving around a lot and I wanted him to stay still
Bentley Gonzalez
...
Julian Barnes
i-i'm as tall as insigne
Landon Hernandez
no that was by far the worst penal of the night
Carter Campbell
163 cm is literally the master race so don't worry
Adrian Young
mexican are not very good looking because they're mixed with indios western beauty canons have been established by mediterranean people, so it's natural med people look better
Ian Powell
Your flag looks like Iceland's flag. Have you been posting here for months and people just always thought you were Iceland?
Zachary Evans
all right all right, I've managed to find a penalty scored by zaza.
>That Elsha-Balo bromance >That Muntari blooter >Ariaudo in charge of finishing >Based Clarence >De Jong freekick >Zaza taking a normal penalty
Full meme
John Perez
I feel sorry for him
>promising youth talent >does well in a U21 tournament >Van Gaal scouts him and AZ picks him up for 6 million euros, the highest ever transfer fee for that club >doesn't live up to the hype, only scores 16 goals in 90 appearances >he goes back to Italy after 3 years >fails in the Serie A >goes on loan to a Serie B club >doesn't leave a big impression there either >fast forward to the summer of 2012, he's on holiday in Ibiza after yet another season of failure >meets a Dutch model who is friends with the son of Ronald Koeman, his former manager at AZ >begs her to text the son of Koeman to tell him he wants to play under Koeman at Feyenoord >she does, Koeman gets in contact with Pelle but isn't that keen to get him >brings him to Feyenoord on loan anyway >his first season he proves everyone wrong, scoring 27 goals in 29 appearances >signs for Feyenoord at the end of season and goes on scoring in his second season >becomes a role model, a style icon and is liked by pretty much everyone for his kindness and his goal scoring abilities >Koeman goes to Southampton and takes Pelle with him >Italian media and FA finally start following him and he gets his first ever call up for the Italian NT at age 29 >keeps thanking Feyenoord and Koeman years later for the chances they gave him >becomes Italy's starting striker >scores some beautiful and important goals at the Euro qualifiers and at the Euros >Italy - Germany >a decisive penalty >he shoots >he misses >Italy loses on pens >"I arrived here as a nobody and I leave as a nobody"
;__;
Sebastian Hall
>normal penalty did you miss the skipping dance? he did the polar opposite of the euros