>on a romantic date with your qt-3.14 girlfriend. nice picnic on a warm,summer day >this guy shows up, slaps and grabs your slim petite girl on her firm ass cheek >proceeds to dig his finger into her anal cavity, pulls out and sniffs his finger whilst looking you dead in the eye.
Wat do?
Leo Myers
Pull out XCR-L
Alexander Lewis
have sex with him duh
Jace Garcia
>Pull out .38 >Make him aerodynamic
Cameron Hernandez
A swift knee to the nuts is a million times more painful and humiliating because they'll actually live through it. And then you won't go to jail where someone will finger your bum while staring at you, dead in the eyes.
Jason Harris
Probably stab him with the closest sharp object
Alexander Robinson
steroids/10
Xavier Young
OP, I carry a Glock 19, no matter no big or buff you are, it only takes 115 grain 9mm going 1300 fps to drop you dead.
Anthony Parker
Lots of tough guys ITT eh?
Oh look. His friend just came.
Now what?
Bentley Brooks
Stand up to him, "If you want to fuck my girl's ass, you gotta fuck me first. I bet your dick can't even reach my tonsils."
Parker Anderson
Put my finger up his bum and take a big whiff while staring him in the eye.
Charles Ross
...
Julian Bennett
draw first, autist
Dylan Hughes
strip nude and attack him
Cooper Williams
If I've taken a punch to the face, I would be as disgusting as possible and spit and spray as much blood in his face as possible.
Jaxson Thomas
kick him in the balls and then piss on him while he cries
Nathan Russell
Some ones never been punched in the face before...
Josiah Fisher
My nose bleeds really easily so I'm making some assumptions here
Alexander Foster
You ever get yo asshol licked
Jace Miller
you scary
Jack Wood
Call the cops and have him arrested and sent to prison for rape/sexual assault. /thread.
Liam Scott
THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU
Jayden Gray
Well typically guys like this will have extremely low cardio capability and low muscle endurance/flexibility. Had a few altercations with people built similarly to this. As long as you last 15-20 seconds without getting taking too many hits (eg have a basic understanding of how to fight) you should be fine. That being said, if he knows how to throw, its gonna hurt.
Gabriel Davis
Look around nervously, get an idea to insult himbut dont, then stand awkwardly outside of your group of friends b4 saying i'm gonna header out
Juan Powell
meh. Synthol delts.
Elijah Fisher
>slim petite girl Sorry, my gf is areal lardo
Jace Ortiz
I would be confused because I didn't know I had a twin.
Jayden Perry
Or.. you can kick the faggot in the nuts
Why does nobody do that, seriously..
Owen Adams
How did this skelly pass FEC Regulation with its degenerative gyrohip motion.
Y wud u post this
Josiah Lewis
Ive been hit in the nutts, it hurts real bad but its a candlelight compared to a raging sun that your now experiencing
Tyler Wright
But user..
He has another friend.
His friend IS the law.
wat do now?
Daniel Bailey
Complement his upper torso proportions but mention that his biceps and forearms are lacking severely in attention and that he should spend more time on not being a faggot and building muscle in more appropriate areas to level out the body.
Zachary Sanders
It's time to put an end to your ridiculous rebellion. *slashes downward at a 30 degree angle, splitting you cleanly into thirds* Oh, not yet. *your body holds together with no visible signs of damage*
*slowly turn my back to you* *snap fingers* *blood comes spurting out of your neck in a spray as you limply fall to the ground*
It's over. You never stood a chance.
Kayden Brown
tell him he can just keep the fucking pillow now that he put a hole in it. Buy new pillow next day.
Andrew Jackson
>dodges
David Brooks
Alright, buddy, you asked for it. *takes out a pair of Nunchaku* You are about to taste the wrath of 1,000 suns! *spins the Nunchaku at amazing speeds, disorienting and blinding you* Taste this! *quickly lashes out with the Nunchaku, striking with alternating blows and masterful precision* And how about this! *wraps your fists up with the himo, and with a quick flick, breaks your wrists like two measly twigs* Time for the finishing blow! *starts spinning both Nunchaku, while doing dexterous flips and avoiding your clumsy kicks* HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *bludgeons you with both Nunchaku at the same time, using both the strength of a Lion and the speed of a Cheetah. This easily kills you* Got anything else to say?! ... I didn't think so...