Why, in the year of our Lord 2016, does Hollywood continue to support unrealistic body standards in its films?

Why, in the year of our Lord 2016, does Hollywood continue to support unrealistic body standards in its films?

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>literal semon demon whom i would gladly give my soul to
>generic blond
>disgusting subhuman nigger

What's the point of rebooting Baywatch if you're not going to fill it with 10s?

Stop eating and go for a run tubs

Nobody wants to look at ugly people, mane.

the one on the right looks weird for some reason
not because she's part black, either

they are all objectively equal in attractiveness. you are introducing internal bias

its like its still 1987
we need some thicc

How are they unrealistic, do these women not exist?

>Lifeguards
>WHY AREN'T THEY FAT REEEEEEEEEE

Good god why is long sleeve swimsuit giving me such a boner?

they don't even come close to the old cast tbqh

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Krista Allen didn't join until Baywatch Hawaii, but she was god tier

I don't know what country you come from... but most girls at the beach look like this, or better.

Listen, I can go to Miami and walk down any street and see bitches like this. It's not unrealistic, it's reality. If you're a fat cow and your mad that attractive people exist and get cast in television shows and films you need to get a gym membership and pull your shit together.

I don't have big arms or a giant chest but as a male I don't get upset when I see an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Fucking cunts like OP needs to fuck off and stop being fat and ugly, or just accept themselves for who they are.

this is a very retarted post

>tart

how tall are those two other non-semen demons

What's unrealistic or special about these body types?

How is that unrealistic. Go workout and stop stuffing your face so much.

>unironic, non humorous racism
>generic blonde but your favorite is blue eyes white saggin
Just go

yeah i want real size girls in Baywatch!

>unrealistic body standards
why do people say this?

they literally look like this. its realistic. they are real people.

> lol baywatch with no big tits slow motion girls
What's the point

Isn't it reasonable that lifeguards not be fat?

you serious brah?

If there is a fat guy allowed in the squad, there should be a fat girl as well. Equality, right?

>swn eat your soul
;_;

they have these bodytypes and work out to maintain it

now look at efron and the rock and talk about fucking realistic body standards when those guys are juiced out of their minds

fuck off fatso

fucking semen demon

>retart

is that what she looks like when shes stealing a soul??

Someone ruin this thread by posting the set pics of Semon Demon's negative ass

He's a bit overweight but that's not fat like these bitches want everybody to be. It doesn't take a suspension of disbelief to think that he can pass any minimum fitness test to get that job.

>implying

Ew, that's a couple of oz from a pancake, user.

>being a nigger needing a donkey ass on a woman to give her a second glance

just kys

hard to call someone a ten when they lack at least a pretty nice butt. She could be awesome if she actually worked out and didn't rely so much on just passing.

Because degenerate radical feminists haven't quite taken over yet. Also, those are ideals, not standards.

>And the award for lewdest bikini zone goes to...

Why isn't this a category at the oscars??

POST FATTIES

oh man she needs to seriously tone her thighs

vin diesel ain't looking to great

>69
>dubs
>quads

I think it's a yes

>unrealistic body standards
>the women in the picture are real, their bodies are real

i don't get it, is this an american meme?

You have no idea what a full life guard certification inquires do you? It's along the same difficulty almost as a coast guard rescue swimmer. It's not your part time minimum wage high school level summer break job.

Marry
Kill
Fuck

Marry Daddario
Kill the blonde
Fuck the amazon

Marry Alex
the others
don't matter

Light breeze and a little bit of sun and those 2 white girls look like they got thrown into a fucking tumble drier. Meanwhile the black girl looks positively statuesque. Hmm-mm. Too bad she's black.

I like that wind blown look

how do i summon her to steal my soul? serious replies only

Construct an altar with offerings of boxed wine, flamin hot funyuns, and a small bowl of your blood.
With said blood, trace three vertical lines down your neck, and place a single print of your right hand on any doors or windows of the room your are in.
Finally, shut off any lights and recite the words "creature of beauty and horror, with hair of black and eyes of death, all that I am I surrender to you"

>shaved
dropped

better to suffocate people with

this

ok that worked, thanks

Remind me, what's the 8th grade like?

She needs tone

She doesn't look tight enough

she should have kept her pussy unshaved and let her pubes stick out the sides mmmmm

>Fat chick lifeguard in tower.
>Young kid starts struggling to keep their head above water out in the surf.
>Other beach goers call out.
>Fatguard grabs rescue buoy and waddles slowly down to the surf.
>Fatguard stops to catch her breath for a minute at the water's edge.
>Tries to swim out to the struggling kid but doesn't have the energy to haul her fat ass against the incoming waves.
>Fatguard collapses on beach as Toddymos the Myrmidon brings choking kid in from surf.
>Kid saved, Toddymos cheered.
>Eventually recovery vehicle brought in remove beached whale from the sand.

This level of thinking brought to you by Women Can Be Firefighters! - even if they fail to pass the training/physical test 10x times; and Women Can Be Front Line Combat Infantry! - even though they can't carry a basic load + rinky-dinky toy gun M4.

>I don't know what country you come from... but most girls at the beach look like this, or better.

This. Especially if your job involves swimming against tides and running in sand all day. You'll be fit as fuck.

>the suits and show in general better show lots of ass, all I'm sayin

>2016
>wanting thin lifeguards
>not fatties with superior floating abilities and can double as a lifeboat

>liking hair pie

you're just proving his point

...

i'm the one that put /fit/ and /lgbt/ on there im glad someone saved that

maybe a little fuzz pie?

sporting pubes in that outfit would be very progressive

Yeah I remember that thread. I saved it and added the women's boards.

dont worry user. i know you meant retarted as a joke. i do it too

>tfw I want a sitcom with boardtans

>be a lifeguard irl from 16-18
>go to uni and party hard
>get fat
>at 20, try be lifeguard for the summer again
>really fat so really buoyant
>can't dive deep enough or stay underwater long enough to pass certification.
>flat out told I had too much body fat to be a lifeguard.

When will the oppression of unrealistic body standards end, Sup Forums.

>when they lack at least a pretty nice butt

I dont think you have any idea what women look like outside of your own autistic reality

...

>blocked in my country
FUCK

fuck, i want that on my face

same

>being a pedo

>really fat so really buoyant

Couldn't you find a job as a life raft?

my sides hurt

Since the movie is rated R, will there be titties and penises exposed?

I remember when baywatch don't have ugly skelengtons.

Marry daddario
Kill anybody who looks at her while she is with me
Fuck daddario

>baywatch reboot
>not starring Gianna Michaels or Alexis Texas
>starring pancake titties daddario

Where all titties? It's Baywatch or what?

>crazy eyes mcCow tits is in it.

Why? They could've picked someone better

Girls not welcome.