What is the most fucked thing you've done

What is the most fucked thing you've done

Met a guy on CL. Went to his place, drank and smoked it up for a bit. Let him bemd me over and use my ass for a bit, then he had his dog mount and fuck me while I sucked him to completion. Left and had dinner with my family.

is that a real flamingo

Similar to user, I allowed my dog to fuck me when I was like 13. I was horny and experimental.

No

Yes :(

I was putting some cold shawerma left overs in my microwave when i noticed a wasp was in there so i closed it out of panic and turned the micro on out of curiosty only to hear a small poof and finding it half melted on the side of it still remember it till this day

that is one cool bird you've got there

Of course it is dumb ass

Your mother

Molested step sister. Starting when I was 13, she was 8. I just started tapping

That's fucked up

Well you got me beat. Though I don't feel so bad about that actually lol

Pissed all over someone's brand new Jeep while I was drinking in Seattle.

m-more info pls

Discovery of/b/

Me and my foster sister were the same age. We had a sexual relationship untill we moved apart

Kill yourself samefag pedophile

I have to get this off my chest again

> be hanging out with a group of dumb freshmen
> Little middle school kid we'll call Greg
> Nobody wants to admit it but we keep Greg around for pity
> One day we're all at friend with rich parents house
> Have a shock collar
> Do dumb things with it
> Peer pressure poor Greg to put it on
> Max voltage
> Door closed so he cant get out of range
> They're not giving Greg a break we're all laughing
> Kids crying on the floor hes not getting used to it
> they give him 3 seconds in between to try and fight back
> Just shock him again
> After a bit Greg gives up and lays on floor
> Let him out and he never came back again

I'd fucking shoot me and everyone in that room if I could.

She was blonde , skinny cutie with chipmunk
Cheeks. Parents would leave us home alone while they went to work. I watched porn with her and basically talked her into letting me finger her while giving me a hand job. Blew multiple leads on her chest/fafe

was she hot? if so lucky dog living my fantasy

Microwaved a live lizard and then fed it to my dog, fapped while wearing my mom's stolen panties and pantyhose, and stole a guy's wallet from his shopping cart. This was all when I was a kid, I don't go out of my room enough to do fucked up stuff these days.

Kys failed samefag police

ive seen this in a different thread

Too true.....

Poor Greg ;(

My girlfriend and I tried pegging and we bought a dildo thinking it would be "bigger than me but not too big." 2 inches wide seemed alright.

I took all 10"x2" of that giant black dildo and I liked it.

When I was a teenager I used to vent my frustration with my useless club-bunny power slut mom by molesting her whenever shed pass out drunk/high at home.

Pic unrelated.

>reddit tabs

Dumped sugar in my asshole neighbors gas tank on his 2002 chevy cavalier..... he was poor as fuck and couldnt go on his hour long commute for the next week and a half and put him out of about 4 grand

>Be me, 5 year old autistic faggot
>Outside with friend, have this fucking huge Tupperware box.
>Don't even know why we had it.
>Large rabbit that came out from the bushes
>Friend grabs rabbit and throws it in container
>Friend asks if he wants to see something cool.
>Whynot.jpg
>Friend goes to get lighter and jerry can from garage.
>Should of mentioned he's 14, oh well.
>Fills up container with gasoline.
>Sets container on fire.
>Rabbit won't stop fucking screaming while flailing around.
>I grab a stick that was lying around and begin to whack the rabbit.
>I eventually impale it on the stick.
>Rabbit Marshmallow.
>Rabbit keeps flailing as its roasted on the fire.
>Eventually stops moving.
>Friend disembowls it and throws guts into the almost melted Tupperware container.
>Friend tears out eyes and shoves it up the rabbit's no charred shithole.
>mfw I tortured and roasted a rabbit.
>mfw it probably had a family.

It's never too late faggot

Brainwashed the ex to love being a cock hungry slut. Two and a half years later and she has two nigger babies.

eeeeeyyyyyy, same. Except no tapping. Would use her hand to jack me off when she slept. Licked her puss once.

Well i've posted about two other times, 1 in random 1 in advice. Makes me mad thinking about it.

What are tabs meme for 300 alex

I've been with and manipulated 33 different girls over the past 9 years and purposely got them pregnant by any means necessary including making them miss their birth control pills, poking holes in condoms etc and made them have abortions. 26 of them were virgins too.

Right your wrongs, user

I fapped while in a car with both my parents and my younger brother

Supposed to say fapping. I used to do that too. She would wake up and pretend to be asleep

You're a weak shit. Crying on Sup Forums won't get you pity

more?

Nostalgia tiem

>implying u ever got laid

If this is true then I respect you. A real alpha passing his genes along any way he can.

duuuude thats edgy

My fleshlight

>shilling this hard

story?

You don't have to lie just because it's the Internet and you're anonymous.

No one gets laid on Sup Forums. Let's just say I wasn't lying and 12 of them had 2 or more abortions.

I talked her into everything. She seemed to like fooling around for the most part, just seemed sort of timid at the same time. Had to be sorta coercive to her. She had the softest and tightest pussy I've ever felt. Ever.

Okay, this was about 8-9 years ago, I have never told anyone this before, not my family, my friends, my girlfriend. I just kept in inside.
>First year in University, meet this girl named Meghan.
>We begin to talk, she seems like my soul mate, we have everything in common and become good friends
>She was a Classics Major, I was in Poli Sci, but I took a lot of history/classics to fill out required courses for my degree.
> One day man up and ask her on a date, she seems thrilled and super excited to go
>Go to a movie, she grabs my hand, leans on my shoulder, etc, going well
>Afterwards we go for coffee and small talk, and out of nowhere she shuts down emotionally when I ask her, "So how was that book you were reading?"
>No idea what happened, she mentioned it before and it was just some trashy paperback, but everything changed after that moment
>Doesn't return my calls, stops showing up for our group projects, she'll sit next to me at the start of a lecture but outside a hello and a smile, doesn't talk to me and just run out of the door when it's done to avoid talking to me
>Finals roll around and it wasn't a course I was particularly interested in, so I didn't do all that well, but she aces it, I know this because of what happened next.
>Spoke to our other friend after the exam was done and went over answers, both written and mc
>I got maybe 70% on it, want to go ask the professor if maybe there was some way I could do an additional assignment or discuss my grade so my average doesn't drop.
>Go to his office, walking down the hall towards it, see he is on the phone
>Something must have happened because he seem a little panicked and got up to leave his office but shut the door and didn't lock it.
>This was like 9 pm at night, and no one was in the classics building because all the TAs had their own exams.
>He exits through the side hall and I go to his office door, it's unlocked and I go in.
>All exams right there on the table.
1/2

I think you missed the part where

>abortion

was applied

dont u lie to me pinhead larry

>12
>divorced parents
> living with mum
>she is a alcoholic and bipolar, mixes meds
>basically no adult supervision
>didn't go to school and had access to farm chemicals and the internet
>grew up fucking around with chemistry
>watch an episode of Simpson with chloroform in it, the one with the trash wall
>decide thats cool as fuck lets make it.
>didn't know it needed an ice bath as the reaction is exothermic
>everything goes bad, reaction goes out of control, get a huge breath of chloride gas/brown gas to the throat.
>in hospital for a month with blistered throat.

mfw i gassed myself

Mfw i can now scull alcohol without the burn because i don't have nerve endings in my throat.

When I was a kid I did a lot of fucked up stuff with animals. Me and my friends were really big into WWE at the time, so we caught a frog and choke slammed if on concrete.

I have done same

hurry up kiddo

Is this where the mudkips saying came from?

Me too, except it was my mom , stepdad, and step sis

When I was 14, my family let my mentally challenged cousin stay over for Christmas. He shared my room and I let him use my bed while I crashed on the floor. One night I wake up to him groping my ass. I roll over and he panics thinking I was gonna freak out, but I decided to just go with it. Pulled my cock out and had him suck it for a half hour. Came in his mouth and he swallowed no questions asked.

right here with ya

Indeed it is newfriend

2/2
>I grab a spare exam booklet and testing sheet and write out perfect answers and a perfect test sheet
>Maybe took me 30 minutes, I was terrified but figured I could lie to anyone and say I was a TA marking if they came in
>Stuff the old exam/sheet in my backpack and prepare to leave, but then look down and see Meghan's exam maybe five from the top.
>Meghan was there on an academic bursary
>Take her exam, look at her answers, nearly perfect
Now, let me say here, Meghan did not have very good writing skills generally. and her actual hand writing is very easy to duplicate, like, near a high schoolers
>rage fills inside me, take the next two hours carefully writing out bullshit answers in a near flawless copy of her hand writing, completely bomb the mc section
>Slide her tests back into the pile with mine in random spots. walk out the door and be sure to push the lock on the way out
>A few weeks pass, she failed the exam, lost her bursary and Dean's list
>Forced to drop out because of her flunking, tries to argue that it wasn't her exam but the writing looks the same and the Professor practically explodes at the idea that she thinks HE changed her test and keeps saying it was her own fault etc etc.
>Next semester, see she isn't in any classes, had to leave school to work and save to try and get back into university.
And that is the shittiest thing I have ever done, ruined someone's life and academic career because she snubbed me. It feels really good to get this off my chest.

Male?

Sorry I didn't pre type this.

Yeah, I was like 19 at the time.

...

I'm calling bullshit. I highly doubt her entire academic career was ruined because of that one test. She would've had to have failed a lot more work in that class.

Bitch was probably mental at that point

go do some charity work man. that is terrifyingly horrendous

so what book was she reading?

...

>be me, 3rd year of nursing school. Still working Two jobs and taking 24 credits that semester.
> have 8am practical study until about 4. Still living at home with an
>hour commute. Sisters cat is crying at the window well because she used to sneak it inside. Cat would
>meow every 4 minutes or so. Just enter enough so that I couldn't sleep. Walked to the window with my
>pistol. Opened it up and shot the cat in the head. Got up in the morning and threw it in a river on my
>way to class. Then helped her put up signs looking for it.

It was one of the courses that only had two exams for 30 % midterm and final for 70%, on the first one she didn't do great, maybe a B, so when she literally ended with something around 10-15% on the final, she failed it hardcore. I don't know how it works where you live, but at the university we went too, flunking a course when you were on bursary meant you were done.
I don't remember the name, I do remember it was a harlequin romance novel and it was part of a series she was reading, she loved that kind of stuff

fake, how could the cats head not explode, let alone not let any blood splatter, how did you clean it up?

Wait... I know you.

Man, where to begin.

I've spent the last year trying to stretch my back enough so I can suck my own cock. Still can't reach, but can lick the head.

I've let a snail crawl across my dick.

I've let an old friend come over to my work and stick a cucumber in my ass.

When I was a little younger, I had a neighbor friend I hung out with. We used to lock his bedroom door and 69 each other, and then I'd go home like nothing ever happened.

I've let 4 different male dogs have sex with me.

I spot the american redneck

There's no mistaking, you're a wanted man.

I agree. Failing 1 test may drop the class grade to maybe a C or D at the worst if she was a good student. That may drop the semester GPA to like 2.6-3.0. Usually you have another semester to make up for scholarships if you drop below the GPA needed and from my experience there are full rides that only require 3.0s

Someone post the "Lord of the Snails" Greentext

Most likely.

Why'd you think she started avoiding you after asking about the book?

Have fun wit dat child support, mane.

I was a catfish online for 2 years dating emo chicks when I was in school. I had social anxiety and depression and no self confidence to do anything myself. No solid relationship ever but I still feel pretty bad about it to this day.

Fuck you both, die slow motherfuckers

It is only a .22 basically made a small hole. The cat coiled in a circle for a few seconds and then stopped.

Lmafo, beta faggot

Why the fuck are you greentexting like that you faggot?

Very true.

It wasn't a matter of her GPA dropping so much as it was if you failed a course, and you were on an academic bursary you lost it. I have no doubts she could have retaken the class and brought her marks back up or taken a summer course, but because she lost her assistance she couldn't afford to go. She was denied financial aid and her family wasn't well off, so that was her only way of paying to go to school.
I've been thinking about that for years. If it's any consultation to everyone, about four years later she went back and finished her degree. I replay it over in my head from time to time, wondering if I said something wrong or insulting, but literally we had a nice date up to that moment, and it wasn't like she got up and left after that, just decidedly had a different emotional tone. We still talked for maybe an hour and a half over coffee than another hour at our cars before we drove off, but you could tell something else was on her mind. I still don't know, I wish I could ask her but obviously we have long since lost contact.

I once walked through a guys backyard UNINVITED

I'm gonna pray that someone leaves a small hole in your head. Motherfucking bitch nigger

Which thread were you in?

I'm with the guild

How did you brainwash her?

Holy fucking shit how did you get away with it?

Newbie, had to watch a YouTube video to see how to green text