Times you got caught jacking off

Times you got caught jacking off

>be 16
>friend and I stole some other friend's parents check book
>we sign up for a bunch of porn sites(this was around the time of limewire, no real free porn sites)
>his parents are gone in the morning so we wake n bake and login to the porn
>since it was his dad's office there were two computers and two chairs so we watched the porn on separate monitors
>as we jack off furiously to this huge amount of porn we have access too we don't even realize the maid came in that morning
>so there we are baby oil in hands stroking off naked in the office
>the maid looks half horrified and half amused that she just saw these two stupid white boy's jacking off in the same room
>I'm like trying to cover myself as I'm shooting up cum like never before
>my buddy takes off into the restroom
>she starts to walk away and I yell don't worry I'll clean that up

Yea and we never ever jacked off around eachother again

Never because I'm smart. Always had one hand under the pants, one hand on the mouse to instantly close out any porn if I hear the doorknob. When I got close to cumming I'd go to the bathroom and finish on the toilet.

Lol I've done it in some strange places m8 sometimes you got no other options.

Another one

>17 senior in highschool
>cool with a couple teachers so they let us hangout in the classrooms with nobody there during lunch
>by myself in the room "typing up a bibliography"
>instead have dick though zipper jacking off to Asian porn
>forgot I left the door cracked for the rest of the school news crew to come in
>lucky only one comes in
>nerdy Asian girl who probably never even said penis in her life
>she just like froze and didn't say anything
>immediately zip up and close porn on phone apologize
>kinda nervous but she laughs it off and says it's okay but I could get in huge trouble and I was lucky nobody else was with her
>last week of school she jacks me off in the same classroom. Cum in a text book

I didn't think people did this... like jerk off while their buddy is jerking off in the same room. Kinda gay, not gonna lie.

Eh not that gay we never watched eachother or anything.

...

No that is pretty gay bro.

The time I walked up to the window of a hotel's indoor swimming pool with no one but 2 underage girls in the pool and started jacking off when they noticed me

Kek

dubs dont lie.
it is kind of fucking gay bruh. I dont want to be in the same room as another guy whos stroking his hard cock. If this doesnt revolt you, sorry... kinda gay. If youre stroking off at the same time... way more gay.

Having an orgasm in the presence of another dude is hella gay.

>checked
OP BTFO, HE IS A FAGGOT

>be me
>be several years ago (was probably like 14 or 15)
>stay one day at my grandmas house
>house is very small and an uncle of mine lives there with his wife and 3 kids
> I get to sleep on the couch in the living room
>I get to watch cable which I didn't have back home
>late night, so skinemax comes on
>remember an episode of a show I can't recall but Danni Ashe was on it and she was at the beach
>can still remember her glorious tits and how she does a dance while getting soaked with water
cont?

Lol it's really not a big deal guys. It was probably gayer when my roommate and I both jacked off on a strippers tits at the same time

Just to be clear that was probably close to 10 years ago- you can guess how old I am now, just so I don't get fucking banned

>cont?
if the kids arent involved, no

Just fuck each other already.isnt being gay like the new fad.

>being this much in denial

Holy shit dude, just fucking marry your roommate already you guys are gay as fuck

Not the same guy and it wasn't gay I didn't like stroke him off haha. The insecurity is strong with these ones

Never been caught but I can cumtribute a "weirdest place" story.
>Be 15 semi beta virgin
>dad says I have to paint garage door at the house we rent across the street
>fuck I don't want to do this but cant argue with the people who feed me
>as I'm painting my dad comes back over and says "We're going to buy a computer well be back in 3 hours"
>whole family leaves
>okay.jpeg
>it gets hot, decide to take some of my clothes off
>remove my pantaloons
>think to my self "I should masturbate"
>thats all it took, run back to my house and grab my tablet
>jerk off to lesbian strapon porn, it was a good scene I still go back to it every once in a while
>finish into a mason jar but I got some on the floor.
>I end up having to use some of my neighbors laundry to clean it up
>throw everything into jar and put it in the back of the shelf

My parents tenants eventually moved out but the jar is still there. I came back there and opened it up and got jizzbombed pretty bad. It was the most revolting smell I've ever encountered.

sorry dude but no. Story is kinda anti-climactic actually.

> start jacking off to Danni Ashes amazing tits
>before I know I am jacking off, covering myself with some blankets
>uncle's room is basically 6 feet from where I'm fapping
>has door open and I'm pretty sure the light from the tv illuminated everything I was doing
>I was too stupid and naive to care
>go to sleep after busting a fat load
>next morning Uncle says half-jokingly that I was watching porn he says this in front of everyone
>I tell him that I was actually watching Shrek
>he buys it, and says that he saw that it was going to be on and he wanted to watch it
>mfw
Nowadays I would never jack off anywhere that is not my apartment

It's not gay if the balls don't touch. FACT.

I have more stories like this btw so if there's interest i can greentext more.

Nice tits, got moar?

btw who the fuck jizzes on a mason jar? Why didn't you do it on a tissue or on the toilet?

Lol

so you can suck a man's dick and not be considered gay just because balls didn't touch. Vital Intel gained.

Not really that I got caught, but interesting story nonetheless. I would like to know if anybody else ever did things like this as well.
The first few times that I ever masturbated and jizzed I would smear the cum over my face. I have no idea why I would do this, I barely knew what sperm even was.

yes please suck mine

I was in the garage. there wasnt jack shit but dirty laundry from my neighbor's kids and mason jars.
as for the tits no, just found this pic 10 minutes ago actually.

Damn.

>last week of school she jacks me off in the same classroom. Cum in a text book
Projecting your anime fantasies this hard.

Trips tell truth

Never, because I have very good hearing. I can hear footsteps from a couple rooms away, and I almost never do anything when there's a lot of noise & multiple people in the house.

>be 21
>go out for an early hike
>go off trail a little to a cool little rock area that overlooks a hill
>smoke a quick bowl then slip off shorts and shirt and jack off
>hear footsteps and scramble for my stuff
>a group of like 4 16 year olds girls walking up on me
>they all laugh and the chubby one asked me to show it
>kinda nervous getting a little soft but reveal myself
>she kinda chuckles and without hesitating grabs it and whips it around like helicopter and yells wooooooo
>the other girls kinda laugh
>I get rock hard by the time she gets done wiggling it and ask her to do it again
>she says no but pulls her top down and says she can help me finish
>the other girls flash their little 16 year old titties and I jack off like crazy
>just as I start to nut some older woman yells from afar
>one of the girls moms
>fuck that grab my stuff and sprint out to my car and drove away forever

story time?

How do you jack off ON the toilet? Just sit there and cover your head with toilet paper?

Lol believe what you want i used to do all kinds of shit in those classes

You just keep making shit up don't you

this is pretty gay man

>mfw your uncle thinks you were jacking off to Shrek

Is there more of this girl. Seen a couple shots and would like more

Like I said believe what you want man. I didn't come out of the house for like 3 days