Janny is the meower, /cum/ is the fishe edition
/cum/
Blake Harris
Liam Cook
Janny please have mercy
Luke Cruz
...
Aaron Perry
...
Xavier Taylor
emily
Adrian Scott
I'd never eat out janny
Kevin Morris
What is this advanced memery?
Julian Ramirez
Just ate a hot dog
Ayden Torres
>dear santa
>please kill everyone
+ one pair of wool socks
Michael Ortiz
ha
Nathaniel King
je suis un fromage
Landon Thomas
Then the important question:
How do I get a Quebecois gf/bf?
Gavin Perry
Moi aussi
Caleb Parker
>tGw man will auf Deutsch mit anderen sprechen aber sie schneiden einen
Justin Thompson
tu passe pour une fille?
Hunter Jackson
come visit and stay with me :3
Tyler Gonzalez
>go to quebec
>approach woman on street
>corner her
>scream PARLOR VOW ENGLISH?
>clap in her face to assert dominance
>follow her
>she begins to sprint
>activate roll mode
>catch her as a ball like an indiana jones trap
Alexander Powell
Can I come too?
Jason Edwards
Non
Really?!
Noah King
Ask a girl from Quebec out on a date, duh.
Michael Mitchell
The same way you get any other gf/bf
Québécois may be substantially superior to the majority of """"Canadians"""" but they're still normal people.
Try a dating site
Ian Campbell
Pls be my bf
William Powell
Ich kenne dieses Gefühl
Michael Foster
Duh
Yes but I need one for a permanent residency
Jason Smith
Fuck flags
Sebastian Walker
want you to know that I don't kije this post
James Scott
dommage, j'aimerais ça me faire un boypussy finnois
Christian Lewis
yeah fuck em
Connor Wilson
Why?
Do you not like hot dogs?
Levi Johnson
Fuck you
Xavier Sullivan
O-okey
Henry Gray
Just meet a girl online, you visit her, she visits you, get engaged, get married, apply for permanent residence via the family spousal sponsorship program.
I have a friend from the UK that did exactly this
Hunter Baker
yesterday I had a hotdog at costo. huge all beef hotdog and a pop for $1.50
Justin Lopez
could really go for some mcdonalds fries right now
Christopher Nelson
I don't kije you
Jeremiah Morales
No, fuck you guys. Flags are cool.
Zachary Cruz
That's racist
Isaiah Lopez
Should I go to Montreal soon?
Hunter Powell
anyone who uses those extra flags should probably neck themselves
Wyatt Scott
Those hotdogs are p. good desu
John Thompson
What are the best black comedy movies?
Jackson Long
Te's un dégénérer pédé
Anthony Miller
Warum mag keiner Deutsch?
Landon Torres
it was also at 10 am so there was no line
you got it boyo
Adrian Parker
cbc.ca
>bama getting in all the diplomatic nonsense in fore he's kicked out in the 20th
This rush to set up a road block against Trump's first two months is almost comical at this point.
Gavin Wood
Just got off work an hour early to shitpost on /cum/
Ian Perez
Might as well
And it's Montréal
Aiden Adams
le fil s'appelle /cum/
Logan Hughes
stop being mean
youre going to make him cry again
he's trying his best, ok? thats all that matters
Brody Anderson
The future is NOW
Xavier Cooper
i didn't even go to work today
Jeremiah Walker
Je suis desolee
Anthony Howard
Jenna
Jonathan Martin
no its not
have you seen how people are supposed to drive that thing?
Brandon Clark
The Fed is raising interest rates in an effort to plunge us into a recession just as he takes office
Aiden Moore
he's mine!!
ya
m-maybe
>dégénérer
>/cum/
wew
Nolan Gomez
Es ist die Deutscher, nicht Deutsch
Die Deutscher sind sehr unhöflich
Deutsch ist Ruhe und nett
William Watson
Where is the (you)?????
Levi Myers
*gets sunburned*
Nolan Gray
What's its gimmick?
Colton Gray
I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me
Tyler Cooper
...
Jace Powell
>none of the girls who promised to move to canada if Trump won have applied to marry me for green card
Well there goes that plan
Camden Rogers
wew
Isaiah Bennett
*slaps your sunburn*
Nicholas Ward
>tfw no Quebecois bf
Parker Sanchez
Oh yes there is
No idea
No
Austin Mitchell
you gotta be kidding me
Jose Smith
...
Evan Gray
T'inquiète copain, ce n'était que de la bantère
Henry Johnson
...
Ayden Ward
sorry bud
Grayson Carter
Tyler Perry movies
Cameron Sanchez
I knew it looked familiar...
Jayden Evans
How Many French and Germans can it kill though?
Anthony Wood
Ich kann das zustimmen. Aber es gibt einen Deutschen manchmal hier, der toll ist.
Justin Garcia
Teach me French and get me Quebec residency and then I'm all yours.
>sorry Arkansas, I still love you
Ian Mitchell
Going to need some more Trump Spurdos Funland
Asher Jones
Not enough
>cucked again
Fugg you binland, I thought we were meant for each other
Carter Watson
*bullies obama's birth certificate*
Considering how America's economy has been recovering, a hike might actually be a good idea, don't you think?
Pay denbts.
Christian Sullivan
i'm wondering if its self driving
if so can it be programmed to kill
James Reyes
I'm having a protracted and painful shit right now. Pray my butthole stops burning soon.
Jordan Jones
>Sup Forums replaces (you) with dotted lines
Evan Morales
adopt-a-NEET program pls
Logan Allen
>anal fissure
Nicholas Moore
I don't have any more ):
Parker Bailey
>don't you think?
No. The fed refused to raise the interest rates before the election because they thought the economy was too weak to take it, but now it's magically recovered in the span of a month
Anthony Perry
>American education
You know an overheated economy produces inflation. Furthermore, an extremely strong dollar increases our trade deficit as well.
Thomas Clark
Ja
Naja, man sprechen in Englisch
Aber Deutsch-sprechen Deutscher sind selten aussen /Deutsch/
Easton Roberts
I love and cherish you, my dear Arkansas. You were always my first choice. And you still are. But I have to get out of Finland soon.
You get my a permanent residency and teach me French and I'll adopt you-.
Ethan Reyes
I just got off the scale. I let loose over a pound of holiday fixings.
Camden Morris
two nukes wasnt enough
Kevin Jackson
Well tell your fellow Fins to do their job. The meme economy doesn't run itself.
Charles Flores
post ur qt accents pls
Wyatt Barnes
Are you actually this retarded
David Cox
How do girls keep getting away with breaking my heart?
Aiden Miller
>having an accent
Gabriel Allen
He's not going to help you. He'd just a French floozy trying to corrupt and use you
Carson Morris
Christopher Adams
I was about to say the same.