Ask a librarian anything

Ask a librarian anything.

i kinda miss the stamp cards and stuff lol

Why didn't you even rename it?

ask a time travelling librarian anything

I want a book that will convince me once and for all that I need to live in the woods, minimally, like a beast, and enjoy myself for the rest of my life.
Any suggestion?

How many girls have you caught masturbating in the library

Thoreau or Emerson

Ever think about setting up camera's under computer desksto get upskirts?

None, just girls stealing the $0.10 copies

Posting that here is dangerous, you lookin for trouble pal?

TBH I wouldn't risk that, I love the job and am friends with all my coworkers

Damn, not enough library porn

You do know that the stamp is three weeks in advance?

How is the Merrimack Valley Library Consortium?

Apparently the program we use, Evergreen, is pretty shitty. I personally like it and all the hotkeys.

Yeah what's it like to live in Massachusetts and work in a very unique library that exists nowhere else where you can easily be found and gently raped

Do you have any pics of you busting retards wanking?

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Day late, went to bed before posting.

kek, i was gonna say that

Can you explain the Dewey decimal system to me

Each hundred represents a vague topic, tens are a subtopic, ones are specific topics and decimals are like specific aspects of a specific topic. 940.45 = WWII

Inb4 op actually wants to get found so we send pizza for lunch or call in a bomb threat so they get the day off work

I like making money too much for that.

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Appart them. I want something less american

Obsolete as fuck

What country are you in

It's a subjective mess.

Whats the weirdest thing that's happened in your library?

do you support Gary Johnson?

changing the filename to the current date takes literally 2 seconds

It's actually really tame. There is one guy who comes in at least once a week just to ask for WWII documentaries. Each time we tell him that our library doesn't have many documentaries. Then he hits on coworkers with his wife beside him.

Get some fucking WWII documentaries man

But the how will you know I'm an imperfect being who falls asleep?

We borrow from the consortium.

because ur a faggot

Have any books on italian racism?

I can look next time I am working. I know we have some on Irish racism.

Have you ever shushed someone

Lol, no. We just move them to the children's section.

How many couples do you know that met at the library?

are there ever time when you just want to scream loud as fuck and screw up everyone's concentration

None that I know. They are already together or frequent the anime wall.

>The anime wall
Oh god...

Also why do you have all these pictures if you're not working?

This one was sent to a friend earlier while telling a cringe story.

How many people have you caught doing webcam shows at your library

Ever had your checkout records federally requisitioned? Does your library have a warrant canary?

>frequent the anime wall


oh my god lost

How many viideo games do you have in your collection?

What's the most overdue book you've had someone return

The only reason anyone cares about checkout records is to see what books to delete.

So overdue the system had marked the copy as lost.

have you ever caught anyone jerking it

We only do disks of Movies, TV shows and, music.

Thankfully most people are not that shitty here, It is a fairly wealthy town after all.

I smell fake. Library records were a big fucking deal at one time, and all kinds of laws are still in place about them.

You must be in a shitty small town.

I'm honesty not that high up in my job right now. I don't deal with that important shit yet.

Kys

Although I am interested in them now. I'll ask my boss about this.

have you ever jerked it on a slow day

andover mass sucks

Tell her to use a warrant canary. Raise awareness of how long and hard the fight for privacy has been.

>"O" through "F"

I was buying it till that point

Helps to know your alphabet when working at the library.