KPOP GENERAL

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i created the concept of kpop general

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i created literal goddess

I love Jisoo, who else loves Jisoo?

>he thinks posting gaypop will convince a girl that he's straight
wew

some people huh..

i feel very sad

i am not IN general skyler

I AM THE GENERAL

Kill yourself.

2NE1, AOA, & Mamamoo have all had a white guy as the hot guy in an MV.

no thanks, i'm pretty happy with where i am in life, especially with how popular these generals are!

fuck that (you) baiting cross dressing balding attention whore

I AM THE ONE WHO GENERALIZES

Cheer up user! Every thing will be fine!

art thou mad

I love a Jisoo

user hwaiting!

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do you think she wears this shirt because she loves butter? and sujeong with her burger shirt

a jizz? ooh

Sex-positive feminism at its finest

>arin
>butter

BRB
R
B

doyeon deserves a white bull to satisfy her needs

she wears it because she knows shes a butterface

she deserves a few

twice jap album when?

She looks like Youngji (sp?) from KARA here

>Sejeong is beating Heechul, Twice, Blackpink and Taeyeon on Melon

How? How the hell is this happening when Gugudan can't chart at all

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what other way are they going to brainwash the kids?

Z I C O
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>(Prod by Zico)
gee i wonder

pushing deep into arin's pits with your tongue...

Best MV Nominees (has nothing to do with the songs):
>Black Stink for "Dumb Dumb rip off"
>Gain for "IU rip off"
>Wonder Girls for "Beach themed standing around"

Best Dance Performance Nominees (again, regardless of if you like the song or not)
>AOA for "Career Over, Good Luck out there"
>Twice for "Literally Meth to Koreans"


Best Dance Performance (Solo)
>Luna for "Completely ignored by the Korean public"
>Tiffany for "Ass peeks"
>Hyuna for "Are we really still doing this?"

Best New Female Artist:
>Black Stink
>Literalwhogudan
>Actuallyfuckingbasedbutdumbname (Bolbbalgan4)
>D.I.S.B.A.N.D.E.D.
>Chinese Girls Using Greek Myths


How is MAMA this big of a joke?

(not joking about Bolbbalgan4, they're great)
youtube.com/watch?v=qOH6KuYuyoU#t=31.8685

her stylist picked it for her

newfag, come back in 12 hours and watch as shes in the 30-40th range

lmao

looks like you've underestimated Z.I. Co.

Oh My Girl should have been nominated for best rookie but I understand why they won't be attending

OMG most likely have an early 2017 comeback that will be their first win so they want to prepare for it

what are they looking at

I'M FUCKING SICK OF ZICO
STAY AWAY FROM THE GIRL GROUP IDOLS YOU FUCKING COWARD

just like ____ i wanna be pretty

>Power-drilled by Zico

>produced by zico
that's referring his semen right?

i'm so ready..

just wait until the bpshitters get hired

this place is f i n I t 0

nice, wau, that's way tho

>Wonder Girls for "Beach themed standing around"
The video is awesome, super retro, the colors are great

>prodded by zico

i wish i was a kpop stylist

I thought the drinks were called Red Bull?

zico being rejected by dubu

oh user

Article: "Forced diet" KARA Park Gyuri levels up her goddess beauty

Source: Mydaily via Naver

1. [+419, -26] Nevermind whether she looks pretty in this or not, her face itself has changed a lot

2. [+368, -42] I don't get why people call her a goddess

3. [+241, -23] Her features have changed to look more Japanese now...

4. [+195, -24] She doesn't look like a goddess, just hungry and sick

5. [+190, -24] She looks like a skeleton here, people think she looks pretty?

6. [+134, -10] I feel like KARA's a case where they were a popular group but the members thought they were popular enough individually and broke that group only to all sink at once together. KARA had no competitive viability at all on their own without KARA.

7. [+98, -10] Diet? More like she revamped her entire face ㅋㅋ

8. [+84, -9] Doesn't seem like just the work of a diet. Her face contour has changed, don't blame it on a diet.

9. [+66, -6] Her face has changed, and not sure if she looks prettier for it

10. [+42, -4] Thought it was Kang Jiyoung for a second... ㅡㅡ

11. [+52, -10] Stop fixing your face ㅜㅜ

12. [+30, -4] She looks like a Japanese man here, but she doesn't look bad either

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Source: Naver

1. [+130, -16] Hul... she looks weird...

2. [+42, -11] I'll never understand women... She was pretty enough already so why go and throw more money at her face to fix anything? I'm pretty sure she was already stick skinny enough where a diet wasn't needed but she dieted again? I don't get why women think being stick skinny looks good... having a bit of chubby fat on you is more charming than a skeleton with skin over it..

3. [+23, -1] Who are you?

4. [+12, -2] Did she shave her face down??? Does dieting make your jaw bone shave down too?

5. [+8, -3] So is it photoshop or plastic surgery?? her face looks different ㅋㅋ

6. [+8, -4] Looks like Jessica here;

7. [+6, -2] She looks older

>Actuallyfuckingbasedbutdumbname (Bolbbalgan4)
hey nice

>Chinese Girls Using Greek Myths
wuju? how dare you

They're standing around playing instruments in front of pastels. You can like it, that's fine. It's visually pleasing. But Best MV nominee? Fuck that

2017 wishlist:

arin in jeans
binnie with long hair
yooa midriff 24/7
jiho to never look away from the camera

Post more Doyeon juseyo

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>i wish i was a kpop stylist
Me too user, I want to be BP stylist, their actual stylist is super shit

wuju should be up for best MV

don't even bother

kpop ended with the Ladies Code tragedy

Also
>no Fantastic Baby
I know

wtf theyve been praised a lot

isnt she the one who supposedly refused plastic surgery when dsp demanded it

word. kpg should come up with our own awards.

>But Best MV nominee? Fuck that

more like kpop started with it

word.

Cool low key pop surrealism, and fantastic makeup.

some of you guys are jannies now, aren't you

with bonus chaeyeon

who are these grandmas?

ioi doyeon's delicious ____

those brown feet are hot

pretty chokeslut

sohye

two BWC queens

I only included them in the "listed as a reason for MAMA being shit" thing because I was already listing everyone else in the category. I don't really care about them, so I don't have a negative opinion of them at all.

Don't worry, they nominated PSY again so we'll have yet another of his performances

It doesn't deserve it in the slightest. If you like them then just root for them for the Best Female Group category

wiener

personality

The moral of the story is

Don't join a shitty purepop group
Just get Zico to write you a song and you will be pushed to stardom

Sejeong fighting

Yg artists arent going to MAMA

RED BULL, not white bull

B-but I like the stylist!

the moral of the story is just ride off some popular faggot's popularity instead of trying to make it on your own

They look great, retard

dont forget you have to say that it's written by Zico in the song title (which is unprecedented as far as i know)

I wouldn't peg PSY as someone who went with company directives

But then again I guess he follows the money. Used to protest America at his concerts, then we liked him so he kisses American ass

I'm fucking done with these idols getting Zico'd

slay queens

red velvet looked so good during the dumb dumb era

if zico was a mosquito he'd be called zika

didn't sejeong get popular from produce 101?

if yg tells psy hes not going to mama then hes not going to mama

jisoo is literally the only passable bp

they always look good

bp is /fa/ as fuck

word
at least when idols get jackson'd they're doing an attractive looking guy

Did this absolutely need to be posted?