1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's B. Go to vocaroo.com/ and record yourself iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's. 四. Requesting German raters, always requesting German raters.
>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)
"I've battled over 50 people in my life. If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Grimsby for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it."
NACH DEM KRIEGE ERGOSSEN SICH DIE HEUSCHRECKENSCHWÄRME DER OSTJUDEN ÜBER DAS DEUTSCHE LAND!
SIE TRUGEN IHREN ZERSETZENDEN EINFLUSS IN DIE KREISE DES DEUTSCHEN HANDELS!
SIE VERGEWALTIGTEN AUCH DIE DEUTSCHE KULTUR, ZERSETZTEN DIE LITERATUR, BEUTETEN DEN BAUERN UND ARBEITER AUS UND WÜRDIGTEN DEN DEUTSCHEN HANDEL HERAB!
AUF ALLEN LEBENSGEBIETEN DES DEUTSCHEN VOLKES ZERSCHLUGEN SIE ÜBER ALL DIE SITTE UND DAS DEUTSCHE WESEN MIT IHREN RAFFENDEN, SPEKULATIONSLÜSTERNEN GEIST DER VERANTWORTUNGSLOSIGKEIT!
(You) pronounced one word wrong, arrange. You said it more like "orange" when the A should be an open a
Eli Mitchell
It was von Renteln
Andrew Thompson
made my day
Parker Howard
>strong accent
Brandon Ward
Nice dubs, but why don't you rate me cunt?
Eli Allen
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Thomas Roberts
the only thing that stops me from participating is exceptionally retarded texts. somehow people think it is """funny""" and therefore more interesting.
>you will always be a monolingual fat fuck with an accent
Hudson Nguyen
>strong accent >almost native
Ian Gutierrez
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sorry, i somehow replied to both and only talked about one. which means i left someone out. not sure which. i'm really drunk and dont feel like going back to check
Jack Gomez
>vocaroo.com/i/s0MuXox2N7oF indian/10 The hard R's need to stop. The over exaggeration of some words need to stop. For a british accent, the vowels need to be more open but hey, I'm not a br*t.
Justin Brown
oh wait nevermind, i did reply to both i just accidentally quoted one twice
>tfw when you have no idea if someone rating your accent is a native speaker himself
Julian Garcia
>terve, moro, moi, hei jne. Uhhh..... Ni hao?
Chase Bailey
Does anyone want to do a Bavarian one? I bin hoid a Pozzhahnrei. Es woids wissn wos des is? Na guad, lossts mi fazöin.
A normala Hahnrei kriegt nur oa Gschenk vo seim schwoazn Stecha: a schwoaz Banggad. Mia Pozzhahnrei mechadn oba mehr hom. Mir woin via Gschenke. Mia han sierige kloane Luder.
Oba zerscht dazua, wia i's moch. Fia gwöhnlich foa i mid meim BMW zu so aner Fitnessbudn-Kreizung wo Nega eana Muskln dreniern und mas scho sauber in der Luft riacht. Do wer i scho hoat wann i bloß dro denk. Manchmal kimm i a a weng in meiner hosn. Nocher steig i aus und frog de Schwoazn (naa, ned an Seehofer oder an Söder!) wea vo eane EITZ hod. De wissn dann scho wos kimmt. Oana vo eane mocht an schrid noch vuan und mir foahn zammad a stickl weida. Na hol i mei Messa raus und haus ma in mein Schniedl und drehs a weng in da Hahrnröhrn. Bei uns in der Hahnrei-Community hoaßt des der "Eitz-Dreher".
Hale, des dead scho weh, oba was nochad kimmt is oafach zum obspitzn geil. Da Nega schiebt sein mordstrumm Schwanz in mei Harnröhrn eine und bempert mi bis mir beide zammad kemma. So hob i ma scho via faschiedne oatn vo EITZ gholt. Des is as easte Gschenk.
Nochat foah ma haam zu mia, do werd dann a mei wei vo eam bempert. Des is as zwoate Gschenk. Sie hod a scho an Haufn Oatn vo EITZ. Jeds mol, wenns schwonga werd, schenks ma a schwoazes baby des wo aa EITZ hod. Des is as gresste Gschenk, doss i woaß, doss mei Kinda no mea weiße Fraun infiziern wean.
How's it Indian if I roll my Rs this hard? Huh fucker? Doesn't even make sense
Aiden Scott
sounds like you got an L on your english exams
Adam Reyes
you chinese motherfucker, shut your pie socket.
Colton Morgan
someone sing the Internationale in German
Leo Foster
>you chinese motherfucker, shut your pie socket.
shouldn't you be out sacrificing a child to your gods, Moctezuma?
Ryan Cox
>vocaroo.com/i/s0Bk6FxZsVlB The rolling of the R's is a characteristic of Indian speakers of english. That paired with your poor english accent makes it sound more like an indian who grew up with british education. Almost no English (from england) speakers have a rolled R in their accent.
>strong error like hwut? I know I don't sound native but even after re-listening to it I don't hear any errors per se (except for when I was about to say something instead of anything)
Caleb Davis
>best /brit/ should've clarified I just re-listened to it and it's not changed. I don't know which accent you are aiming for. It starts with NZ, then goes to indian then australian then english then scottish. There's no one cohesive accent that can be heard all the way through. 2bh, it's just a poor reading.
It's not always how you say the word but the stresses you put on different words in the sentence. English isn't a "bouncy" language like Finnish, it's more of a calm and predicted tone. Your emphasis on some words rather than others really is the only point to be corrected. (but that's still minor)
omae no omanko ni ore no ochinpomiruku o sosoide yaruze! tenno heika banzaaaaai!
Oliver Evans
>vocaroo.com/i/s0r3nl4pGo5o If you listen to Finnish its very up and down with the vowels and intonations of the words. that's at least what I hear from my perspective. This is absolute gold (Au).
Liam Torres
PERKELE CAN YOU DO SOME TYPICAL SWEARING IN FINNISH?
like italian, right? i've noticed that. i think it's charming.
Joshua Cook
lold so hard
Julian Ortiz
how murrican does it sound?
I'd rather just link this since he does it better (+ my neighbours are sleeping and I don't want to wake them up by yelling) youtube.com/watch?v=1v6VI7T97xA
I refuse to believe I sound anything close to a native speaker, I didn't even say all the words right after further inspection, but thanks for trying to keep my spirits up
Oh it's quite alright and understandable but, as I said, your accent makes you sound like a Swiss trying to speak German.
Jackson Ward
thanks
Brody Jones
I thought the Swiss spoke German with a swiss accent and not a completely different language? Also don't the swiss overuse guttural sounds, I've seen some clips posted by germans where the swiss sounded like they had throat cancer combined with a kilo of phlegm in their throat.
>I thought the Swiss spoke German with a swiss accent You thought wrong. They speak Swiss German which contains all those guttural sounds and is different to Standard High German. If they try to speak SHG, they sound like, well, you did.
which part? singing was 6/10 (would be 7/10 but it's way too high imo), I understood everything you said but it's always easier to sound native when singing, but I'll give you 8/10 for pronunciation. Might as well post mine vocaroo.com/i/s0ARC9BWpBvi
Well thanks for correcting me. Guess I should learn some swiss if I already sound kind of like them.
(My) Québécois French, if someone's never heard it.
Cooper Ward
ew
Luke Ortiz
La Policía Municipal de Madrid ha sancionado a doscientos treina y ocho coches con matrícula par hasta el mediodía en la capital por infringir el protocolo contra la polución. En un primer momento los agentes han sido benévolos y no han sancionado a los coches a primera hora de la mañana con el fin de no bloquear las entradas a la capital en hora punta. Sin embargo, una vez pasado el momento crítico de la circulación se han empezado a sancionar a los vehículos, según las mismas fuentes policiales. Uno de los puntos donde más multas se han impuesto ha sido la calle de Cea Bermúdez a la salida del túnel de entrada a la ciudad por debajo de la Plaza de Costa Rica.
