Seriously, is there anything this based man can't do?
Seriously, is there anything this based man can't do?
Be taller than 5'8
Be tall?
Be handsome?
Be not in his fathers shadow?
Be not a degenerate drug addict?
Be good in anything that isn't a superhero movie or indie film.
When will they learn?
Reach the top shelf in the grocery store
Reach the cereal on the top shelf?
Be a Democrat
Drive without a booster seat
His performance in Tropic Thunder is GOAT.
are you fucking kidding me? This guys is way more well known than his father.
Dress like an adult
He means literally.
Learn.
Morton Downey Jr is a fucking legend, you fag
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kek
Holy fuck kek
Putney Swope > anything JR has been in
he was the best part about tropic thunder by far
>yfw your son stars in pleb tier popcorn flicks
>tfw shorter than your dad
Is there a worse feeling?
Their faces in the pic say it all.
I wouldn't know as I managed to be 6'3" while my dad was 6'2". It was a close one but I surpassed him.
before the hate posts carry on do remember that he is helping based Mel
YOUR SON DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU
cuck prob
LMAO Take your head out of your ass and get to know your surroundings
YOU CAN SUCK MY ARMPIT
i want to run you over with my car
Holy fuck this is underrated.
play more than one character
>things that this user can't do
>not be a salty bitch
Fuck another man
Wear flat shoes
be in a successful non-superhero movie
Not sure how it faired at the Box Office, but Zodiac was really good even though he wasnt in the leading role.
Make a good movie.
>based
>man
he's a cream puff
Memorize his fucking lines in A Scanner Darkly.
Seriously, He had to have sticky notes over everything
Act
He did well in it, regardless.
His character was the best in the movie.
he could fuck your mother but he couldn't get the herp meds off the top shelf afterward
I agree he was, just saying that they had to do that
go back in time and prevent his younger self from ruining ally mcbeal?