Seriously, is there anything this based man can't do?

Seriously, is there anything this based man can't do?

Be taller than 5'8

Be tall?
Be handsome?
Be not in his fathers shadow?
Be not a degenerate drug addict?

Be good in anything that isn't a superhero movie or indie film.

When will they learn?

Reach the top shelf in the grocery store

Reach the cereal on the top shelf?

Be a Democrat

Drive without a booster seat

His performance in Tropic Thunder is GOAT.

are you fucking kidding me? This guys is way more well known than his father.

Dress like an adult

He means literally.

Learn.

Morton Downey Jr is a fucking legend, you fag

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kek

Holy fuck kek

Putney Swope > anything JR has been in

he was the best part about tropic thunder by far

>yfw your son stars in pleb tier popcorn flicks

>tfw shorter than your dad

Is there a worse feeling?

Their faces in the pic say it all.

I wouldn't know as I managed to be 6'3" while my dad was 6'2". It was a close one but I surpassed him.

before the hate posts carry on do remember that he is helping based Mel

YOUR SON DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU
cuck prob

LMAO Take your head out of your ass and get to know your surroundings

YOU CAN SUCK MY ARMPIT

i want to run you over with my car

Holy fuck this is underrated.

play more than one character

>things that this user can't do
>not be a salty bitch

Fuck another man

Wear flat shoes

be in a successful non-superhero movie

Not sure how it faired at the Box Office, but Zodiac was really good even though he wasnt in the leading role.

Make a good movie.

>based
>man

he's a cream puff

Memorize his fucking lines in A Scanner Darkly.

Seriously, He had to have sticky notes over everything

Act

He did well in it, regardless.
His character was the best in the movie.

he could fuck your mother but he couldn't get the herp meds off the top shelf afterward

I agree he was, just saying that they had to do that

go back in time and prevent his younger self from ruining ally mcbeal?