What would Sup Forums do to my crush?

What would Sup Forums do to my crush?

please tell me all the fucked up things you would make her do and make me witness.

teach her to dress

people like you make me feel good about my life

my friend is dating her so I can't do much. I'm simply bored.

she is gross...

You don't have to have a crush on her lol

Why do people always post pics of girls and ask what we'd do? This is /b, we'd fuck a penguin if we had the chance. You already know the answer to your question.

That's why I don't get why people respond like this, like come on. Most of us have probably jerked it to tortoise porn at least twice.

I just want to hear how creative you guys can be

I really wish my friend would rail her out while i watch from a distance.

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Get her interested in the fine art of watercolour painting ducks

Probably buy her a soda then warn her about creepy faggots that stare at her

Push her up against her mirror, pull down her panties and slowly push my hard cock into her tight ass as she gasps and squirms trying to make it hurt less. Turn around, push her to the floor, my dick still inside her. The weight of me falling on her knocks the breath out of her as I lay on her and fuck her hard, filling her ass up with my dick and cum

Mine?

OP here. I like biiiiiig faaaaat dicks. Resume.

She will get pregnant and fat within 3 years. I'd buy a Plan B pill for her.

>what is an attention whore
Because it's the girl asking, you retard.

Your crush? What is this, fucking middle school?

Sup Forums has no standards, anything with a vagina is a 10/10. She looks angsty and dumb, she'll major in anthropology or some dumb shit, and she'll be a burden on whatever poor fuck knocks her up. Women are all crazy, they all have vaginas. Stop begging for validation, nobody fucking cares.

Black hair dye is linked to increase in cancer

crush her

Moar pics for rape fantasy fetish fapping pls OP

K here is her older sis

I've fapped to worse. Can't troll me.

Hellllloooooo

I'd fart in her mouth and make her sniff my bottom proper

That's good. She'll die sooner. That's always good.

Is this a gross chick thread now?

Trips confirm gross chick thread

Maybe she'll date you in 10th grade?

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feed her a meal
become her pimp and put her back on the streets where you found her

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somewhat wish, but now impossible we're both sophomores in college

You have made making this thread completely worth while. Thank you.

There's no one else for you at college?

I mean I'm into a few different people, just decided to post her tonight.

do a sex on her

>failed to imply because logic

I'd bring her back to the early 90's where those clothes belong

Stop posting fucking high school girls on this board all you faggots

well she's in college and fully legal....

...weird little cuck

Then you're just a fucking weird adult. Which is better

>choose one

And that's something a dumb high schooler would say

I mean you're on Sup Forums as well so this is really just the pot calling the kettle black

No shit i'm weird lmfao, I'm on Sup Forums at 6AM asking people to tell me what they'd do to my buddy's girl.

Haha, fair enough. I like you guys

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