i love them :(
t.spanish girl
i love them :(
t.spanish girl
>Me on the left
>t. sudaca
fix'd
>get thrown in a pit filled with snakes
>die
make sex with me
thought the majority of the cast were anglos
HAY BBY GURL U WUN SUM FUKK??
me on the right
Gustaf Skarsgård is the only snownigger among the 3. One is a brit and the other an aussie.
post feet
>Gustaf Skarsgård is the only snownigger among the 3. One is a brit and the other an aussie.
oh :O i love brits now :)
this
That show was good, or at least fine, but it did get a bit too vikingboo desu. Norsemen were all fine and dandy but the pop-culture notion that vikings (literally just drunken germanic pirates) were these unstoppable demigods of war is just stupid WE WUZery.
Anyway yeah Scandies are aesthetic af so that's probably why.
>This
You don't need to be a warrior to slain monks.
There have probably been more finns than actual scandis on that show
Two finns, and the rest are brits and irishmen.
to compensate the autism
no there were finns in first 2 seasons, but they all died. they didn't get big roles like the current ones tho
you can even hear finnish being talked in several different scenes where there's a group of vikings sitting around
We have maintained the purity of ang... scandinavian genetics
Could you fugg Finnish guys?
Wouldn't mind fugging Jasper, but I'm not interested in manlet John Dillinger.
finland mentioned!
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>but I'm not interested in manlet John Dillinger.
fuck me, i'm even shorter than him
I would give my sister to Travis
Reminder that Ragnar died in the latest episodes. It's over.
The English actors are the best.
Are you girl(male) or a female girl?
>Not knowing anything about Ragnar as a mythic figure
>Not realising the snakepit was an inevitability
It's over for him, I meant. I prefer Bjorn.
i think you mean shit yourself to death
female girl :/
>qt
they look like faggots and can't fight
Left: actual Nord
Middle: race mixed
Tfw
>tfw they had to play slav as ''le beautiful strong aryan viking warrior xD''
I would have shat myself to death in the cage before being thrown into the pit 2bh
pretty expensive way to kill someone t b h importing snakes just to kill someone
>ywn lick her pussy
why even live
Viking from a new russian movie
i will never lick anyone's pussy, so i can live with knowing i won't lick hers either
this is suffering
just kill me already
VAR DET NÅGON SOM SA NOOOOORTHERN BROTHERS?
I love how none of them have that stereotypical viking look with the long blonde beard and square and instead are a bunch of nu-males and hipster, probably because they're their target audience.
>that armpit
why do you punish me like this GOD WHY?
Ask me anything about Old Norse.
dark guys are way better
will I ever lick her pussy?
if not then
>living
for what purpose?
she isn't Germanic, so I don't really care
if you have questions about Old Norse, I'd be happy to help you
how is she getting fucked by a woman wtf?
Aslaug > Lagertha
>stereotypical viking look with the long blonde beard
Norse at that time were generally clean shaven and without long hair (though apparently they lightened it).
Why don't you accept Brits as northmen they're your rapebabies after all, the only difference between a Dane and a Brit is fetal alcohol syndrome.
>Aslaug > Lagertha
No
England is Germanic
She is slavic, not anglo
will I ever kiss her?
if not then
>Living
with what objective?
>Dane and a Brit is fetal alcohol syndrome.
It's Celtic ancestory desu.
>Emilie
>nordic
j e j
Most Nordic people have celtic ancestry.
>ywn spectate lionsex with her
end me already
Argentina, this has nothing to do with Old Norse. Please don't make me curse you.
What do you think of this guy?
rate
>nordic guys
Hola chica, que tal? soy un nordico con ojos marrones y pelo castano!
will I ever enjoy her tits?
if not then
>Living
for what reason?
Fuck off Mahmut.
I have too many thoughts ahout him to be able to sum up evertyhing in one post. His Norwegian books are very interesting. You baka gaijin are missing out.
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>ywn be inside her
this is soulcrushing
How different is nordic mythology compared to Finnish mythology or the Slavic one ?
Is it like between Roman and Greeks or completely different ?
Slavic mythology is not very well attested. And I don't know very much about Finnish mythology, so I don't feel comfortable lecturing you about it.
>she will never run desperately to make you lick her pussy
how can a God be so cruel?
There is basically nothing known about Slavic mythology because the ones who brought writing to Slavia were Christians
The average Russian is more "viking" than that.
>she will never attack your cock
pls guys tell me I'm not alone so I can feel slightly better
you are alone, now and forever
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=(
I leave now
thanks for so much
sorry for so little
Light hair doesn't translate to Celtic ancestory. Hell some Melanesians are blond.
hvat's betra í heimi an en fǫgru víf? berk af þingi þungan harm, þann es skalk aldrigi finna svanna minn.
(what is better in the world than the fair maidens? I bring from the assembly a terrible thought: that I will never find my girl.)
Love is gross then.
>långskallar och kortskallar
literally the obsolete cousin of modern genetics. I guess there is a crowd who gives it merit just because it's non-PC, though.
varg is a joke.
with this level of autism you very well may never find her
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>I can't believe the Old Norse guy posted something in Old Norse
>norwegian
>"old norse guy"
WE
se
>Main characters
>Ukrainians
>Finns
>Irish
>Finns
>Anglos
>Nordics
lmao.
Might as well pick me up since I'm son of Icelanders then you can add a Portuguese to the mix.
>t.spanish girl
POST YOUR FEET!