Hi Sup Forums, My girlfriends brother is gay, he's a pretty chill dude. We hang out quit a bit...

Hi Sup Forums, My girlfriends brother is gay, he's a pretty chill dude. We hang out quit a bit, and he's always kinda flirty with me, it doesnt bother me because its 2016 and im not a homophobe. So last week we were playing PS4 and.. Well to make a long story short, my gf came home from work an saw her brother blowing me.

She's super pissed off right now, even though I explained to her I never actually touched him myself, never put my hands on his head or shoulders or anything, not even once. Also and that I had my eyes closed the entire time. I mean, I dont know why shed be so angry. Its not like she found me sleeping with her sister or something. I didnt even cum cuz im not gay. How do I convince her its no big deal?

Just tell her it's 2016. problem solved

"Well to make a long story short"

Kek

Does she know its the current year

I'm not a fag

>lets another man blow him

well duh
it's the current year?
she's just afraid u a closet homo nigga
show her who's straight as fuck by raping her best friend
if she still pissed she too insecure for u dawg

gr8 b8 m9

try to workout a 3 way

just be like its 2016, its not gay if another dude sucks your dick dude

This is potentially the gayest thing I've evar read

Loooool have fun sucking dicks and taking it in the arse fagtard

Ps, pic TOTALLY related

Look at me forgetting my pic, I'm almost as bih a fag as OP

>he
>her
>we
jesus christ user it's like you're not even trying. it is current year for god's sake, show some respect

Should be she, him, and us faggots

She cuz fags are more like bitches, he cuz your GF is OBVIOUSLY more of a man than you, and us fags cuz he's gay and you let him suck your dick so...

>be me
>be submariner
>be underwater for two months
>haven't seen a woman in months
>life sucks.gif
>get off watch
>eat after watch meal
>pillows of death.jpg
>do after watch clean up
>underwater janitor.mpg
>real tired
>go to rack
>inb4 rack hound
>fall asleep
>dream of girl blowing me
>feels good man.mpv
>wake up in middle of dream
>still feel someone blowing me
>look down its one of my shipmates
MFW whole ships crew is male
TFW I let him finish

...

Bro, that's like prison rules.

Yes it's gay, but youre not letting the BROTHER OF YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND suck your cock

Holy shit that's great lol

What a surprise, OP is a fag

this

So how little does your boyfriends sister talk to you nowadays?

Pic related, it's op IRL

HAHA FAG YOU FUCKED UP AND WROTE M9 INSTEAD OF M8 CUZ M8 WOULD SAY MATE

Underrated post

I dont have a boyfriend

I'm surprised it took you two months. In my time, guys were giving each other head before they even went to sea.

Op where'd you get that picture of my gf?

I'm not a fag

>doesn't recognize bait

I never understood the word homophobe... idk about yall but I'm not SCARED of gay people lol.

Floating fairies in glitter don't intimidate or strike fear into my heart.

My word for it is gaycist

On Sup Forums

U fuk Kailah? Post pics of naked

I think what he means is that you're boyfriend is the dude who you let suck your cock, and his sister is your current EX girlfriend, cuz no woman gonna stay with you after that unless you have HELLA money, in which case shes gonna fuck every black dude she talks to, take pictures of it, show them to you, and laugh as you jack off to the nigger dicks

That was the first time I got head from a phantom blower on the boat

I'd say 7.5/10, only cuz I could quite possibly see this being an American summer fag on /b

Just inform her of the current year and ask her why she is being so homophobic.

>because its 2016
stopped reading

So closed

kys
problem solved

God ikr

That woulda made this a GOOD thread

Yeh she suck my dick real good. No pics though she said no.

post her nudes faggot

lmao
sarcasm at its best.

Lies. Post ass

did you cum/did he swallow?

" I didnt even cum cuz im not gay. "
That's what op said

I wasn't replying to OP nugget.

Well since his girlfiend walked in on him, either it was incredibly timing, or they never got to finish

I came then I just payed there till my next watch. It was pitch black in berthing so idk if he swallowed I don't even know who did it

Wow, his gf was on his submarine? What a coincidence!

lucky men

Do you think he blew people because he was gay? Or do you think that maybe he is just a hugely empathetic person, and he figured it would make people happy to get a blowjob while so far away from women.

I think he sucked a dick to suck a dick. We don't do things to be nice on a sub