Hi Sup Forums, My girlfriends brother is gay, he's a pretty chill dude. We hang out quit a bit, and he's always kinda flirty with me, it doesnt bother me because its 2016 and im not a homophobe. So last week we were playing PS4 and.. Well to make a long story short, my gf came home from work an saw her brother blowing me.
She's super pissed off right now, even though I explained to her I never actually touched him myself, never put my hands on his head or shoulders or anything, not even once. Also and that I had my eyes closed the entire time. I mean, I dont know why shed be so angry. Its not like she found me sleeping with her sister or something. I didnt even cum cuz im not gay. How do I convince her its no big deal?
Cooper Brooks
Just tell her it's 2016. problem solved
Julian Diaz
"Well to make a long story short"
Kek
Elijah Anderson
Does she know its the current year
Liam Lee
I'm not a fag
>lets another man blow him
Easton Smith
well duh it's the current year? she's just afraid u a closet homo nigga show her who's straight as fuck by raping her best friend if she still pissed she too insecure for u dawg
Christian Fisher
gr8 b8 m9
Wyatt Adams
try to workout a 3 way
Jose Rodriguez
just be like its 2016, its not gay if another dude sucks your dick dude
Ryan Mitchell
This is potentially the gayest thing I've evar read
Loooool have fun sucking dicks and taking it in the arse fagtard
Ps, pic TOTALLY related
Ian Cooper
Look at me forgetting my pic, I'm almost as bih a fag as OP
Oliver Taylor
>he >her >we jesus christ user it's like you're not even trying. it is current year for god's sake, show some respect
Julian Nelson
Should be she, him, and us faggots
She cuz fags are more like bitches, he cuz your GF is OBVIOUSLY more of a man than you, and us fags cuz he's gay and you let him suck your dick so...
Camden James
>be me >be submariner >be underwater for two months >haven't seen a woman in months >life sucks.gif >get off watch >eat after watch meal >pillows of death.jpg >do after watch clean up >underwater janitor.mpg >real tired >go to rack >inb4 rack hound >fall asleep >dream of girl blowing me >feels good man.mpv >wake up in middle of dream >still feel someone blowing me >look down its one of my shipmates MFW whole ships crew is male TFW I let him finish
Bentley Thompson
...
Christopher Cox
Bro, that's like prison rules.
Yes it's gay, but youre not letting the BROTHER OF YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND suck your cock
Noah Rogers
Holy shit that's great lol
What a surprise, OP is a fag
Liam Roberts
this
Dylan Allen
So how little does your boyfriends sister talk to you nowadays?
Pic related, it's op IRL
Oliver Cooper
HAHA FAG YOU FUCKED UP AND WROTE M9 INSTEAD OF M8 CUZ M8 WOULD SAY MATE
Owen Reyes
Underrated post
Isaiah Price
I dont have a boyfriend
Justin Young
I'm surprised it took you two months. In my time, guys were giving each other head before they even went to sea.
Lincoln Powell
Op where'd you get that picture of my gf?
Adam Sullivan
I'm not a fag
>doesn't recognize bait
Ryder Parker
I never understood the word homophobe... idk about yall but I'm not SCARED of gay people lol.
Floating fairies in glitter don't intimidate or strike fear into my heart.
My word for it is gaycist
Julian Price
On Sup Forums
Sebastian Flores
U fuk Kailah? Post pics of naked
Camden Myers
I think what he means is that you're boyfriend is the dude who you let suck your cock, and his sister is your current EX girlfriend, cuz no woman gonna stay with you after that unless you have HELLA money, in which case shes gonna fuck every black dude she talks to, take pictures of it, show them to you, and laugh as you jack off to the nigger dicks
Carter Edwards
That was the first time I got head from a phantom blower on the boat
Aaron Green
I'd say 7.5/10, only cuz I could quite possibly see this being an American summer fag on /b
Nicholas Butler
Just inform her of the current year and ask her why she is being so homophobic.
Zachary Carter
>because its 2016 stopped reading
Ethan Edwards
So closed
Charles Allen
kys problem solved
Josiah Parker
God ikr
That woulda made this a GOOD thread
Jordan Williams
Yeh she suck my dick real good. No pics though she said no.
Andrew Lee
post her nudes faggot
Owen Young
lmao sarcasm at its best.
Blake Richardson
Lies. Post ass
Dominic Foster
did you cum/did he swallow?
Connor King
" I didnt even cum cuz im not gay. " That's what op said
Evan Evans
I wasn't replying to OP nugget.
Andrew Nelson
Well since his girlfiend walked in on him, either it was incredibly timing, or they never got to finish
Isaac Thompson
I came then I just payed there till my next watch. It was pitch black in berthing so idk if he swallowed I don't even know who did it
Sebastian Kelly
Wow, his gf was on his submarine? What a coincidence!
Josiah Russell
lucky men
Gavin Hill
Do you think he blew people because he was gay? Or do you think that maybe he is just a hugely empathetic person, and he figured it would make people happy to get a blowjob while so far away from women.
Thomas Russell
I think he sucked a dick to suck a dick. We don't do things to be nice on a sub