Hi Sup Forums. I have been living with this cunt for 2 years and I am finally leaving. This is his living space. Trips decides what I do to his stuff as one last fuck you. He also has a PS4 with some games and a suitcase that is packed.
Hi Sup Forums. I have been living with this cunt for 2 years and I am finally leaving. This is his living space...
Shit under his mattress
he's leaving too, it wouldn't do anything
Lick everything
Bump
You two aren't breaking up, are you??
take his stuff and trade it for drugs
Yeah sure.
Bumping
>Take all of his stuff and sell it for meth
>smoke the meth
>???
>profit
>Break window from the outside
>Toss his shit (stage a robbery)
>???
>Free ps4
Try and act like a gentleman for once and have some semblance of decorum. Explain to him that you time together has been rather less than cordial, and he aint your nigga.
Rolling for this
Try to suck his dick
Throw the stuff out of the window.
Roll for this
AND
>plug toilet with all the toilet paper in house
>flush
>shit into the dam you've just created
Kill him then yourself then tell him it's just a joke
666 get
Cum on his bed
Cum on his ps4 and his games then break them.
Throw as many belongings of his as you can out of the fucking window, then cum on his fucking bed.
Trips get.
Ship me his ps4 and his games.
Rolling
Put pictures of your butthole everywhere. 200 should be enough
Smash the window
Then throw his shit out
Piss and shit on his mattress.
Rolling
rollin
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Try in this way
suck his dick.
take a dump on the ps4, smear with the controlers
cum in shoes
Sit under mattress
Put dirt or sand in the PS4 disk drive
Or shit
Give him a good-bye hug and gaze seductively into his eyes as the front door closes.
>acquire balaclava.
>Text him 'I won't be home later'
>Wait
>Ambush, rape, do big cums in his shitter
>Have recorded and you upload that shit
??????
>Profit
Man that was close
Write cuck on everything with a big marker/paintbrush
This. All the this.
Cum, shit, piss and cum some more on all his shit
Then finger paint with your shit on the wall saying "i lov e an animey XDDDD"
>print out a picture of his mom
>put the picture on his bed
>cum on the picture
>???
>profit