I don't have long, and I am not even sure if this will be sent. My name is John Titor, you may remember me and I know, I know I said that I would never be back. I am just dropping in to let all of you know of your upcoming futures, weather you decide to brush me off or save this information is completely up to you.
Donald Trump will win the 2016 Unites States Presidential election. Hillary will not be indicted for her crimes.
The stock market crash of 2022 will not be as big of a deal as everyone makes it out to be.
The Cubs finally win the world series in 2016.
The European Union is completely demolished by 2031 after Germany is the last to oust.
Too be even more dead specific, for the people who doubt: August 23rd, 2016. Remember this date...
Super Symmetry was first confirmed and proven in 2039 by Russian Scientist Vladimir Kresvisknov, quite a while after my first visits to numerous internet boards from back in the day. As some may know Super Symmetry predicts a partner particle for each subsequent particle from the Standard Model of particle collision. The Standard Model was dubbed farse after these conclusions came to light.
Thomas Torres
That makes me sad user. Why can't you ever bring good news? Everyone already knows trumps going to win.
Colton King
mmm. not bad.
Jack Jenkins
>comes "back in time" to shoot the shit on Sup Forums. >still has access to futuroogle
bad titor/10
Easton Hernandez
What is the state of pornography in the furure?
Michael Cook
Florida
Owen Morris
what does Skydock tell you about Demon?
Xavier Myers
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Juan Ortiz
Our travel device has advanced quite a lot since my last visits. I have come back a couple times but that was to change a couple things in my favor, not to shoot the shit with idiots on here.
This is the last question I will be answering, I have to go. STD's become much more rampant in your near future, to combat this many and I mean many people stopped mating all together and Virtual Reality Sex Simulators are extremely common.
Aaron Hughes
>weather you decide >Too be even more >is the last to oust
Sorry, newfag. John Titor knew how to spell.
Dominic Young
When will quantum computers get de eloped. And what will be their impact on humanity
Kevin Russell
I believe this guy. I'll remember August 23
Brayden Hughes
But, pear shaped nucleus... just saying
Brandon Davis
They're de eloped in Eighteen Flipmty Blo... wait what!?
Adam Morgan
One more, since I love science.
That isn't the last strange nucleus to come about, you will see a lot more once the massive molecular breakthroughs happen in the findings of January 12th, 2018.
Jaxon Mitchell
>August 23rd, 2016. Remember this date...
Screen capping this, do not disappoint OP
Kevin Anderson
Confirmed bullshit. Kresvisknov is not a Russian family name.
Juan Edwards
Mistakes happens. But mostly is my fucking keyboard.
Levi Rivera
Tell that to Vladimir...
Adam Bailey
So no FTL travel yet, or what? Biggest breakthroughs in science.... Well besides the fucking time machine?
Landon Reed
Remember us posting a thread on august 23. Lets see what happens
Blake Ramirez
> Cubs finally win the world series in 2016 Kek Op you fucking faggot if you are trying to bait retards at least be believable
Julian Ward
Will do. Im setting a reminder on my phone rn
Jaxson Brooks
Biggest breakthrough in science is the true cause of the Big Bang, which can be traced back to the reionization of dark matter. Which explains what truly was there before the Big Bang.
Wyatt Davis
Ok, so, is Bernie Sanders dead? Killary? Obama?
James Ortiz
>implying a time traveller would waste effort on making an email, signing up for a site, confirming the sign up, and then finally posting; opposed to just typing and posting
Colton Ward
i believe this guy for some reason
Luis Reyes
Autism, I presume
Sebastian Morales
I spit out my tea
David Morgan
What year were you born in? What year did you leave?
