Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?

Im not a nigger

i post Sup Forums content on facebook

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im so tough i once touched the bowl with my dick while i was shitting and didnt even cry

I touched a girl once

i touch myself with no lube

I endured a 7 hour car ride with my nagging mother in law sitting next to me

i have the power of dubs

>Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?
>salty spitoon
>salty

I can usually predict getting 21

I ate a bowl of nails without any milk

When I'm arguing with my gf I never say that I'm wrong, instead I only put all the guilts on her and when she goes full-rage-mode I say '' check my privilege and go make me a sandwich ''
It's always so funny

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Oh sorry, please get in sir!

One time I wanted to eat some cereal but I was out of milk so I used water instead.

I'm tough enough to not leave my girlfriend even though we're having a baby. and I'm black. Yes yes I'm a nigger everyone.

I'm a goofy goober

I eat my own cum for fun

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I shot up a school and didn't blame it on a nigger

>for fun
hehexd kys

So tough, i fucked that muffy bitch while francine fucked arthur. i'm that alpha bunny bitchlord pimp slapper.

bump

let me in i got goobs

I ate bowl of milk for breakfast this morning

Without any nails.

I found a snake in my boot

i started aids

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I will have you know, I saw a fap thread and didnt click on it. I just kept on scrolling.

im so tough I once put milk in my tea

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