What are you going to do today, Sup Forums?

What are you going to do today, Sup Forums?

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Gonna sit all day fapping and hoping you'll kill yourself

I'm going to mow my lawn

Im gonna smoke weed all day, with some vidya mixed in.

Im going to go to work and ruin the economy for you and encourage boomers to stay in their jobs just five more years so theres nothing available for you when you graduate.

Rekt

wank a few times and contemplate this lonely life with no friends and no job...

Whatever I feel like doing, gosh.

I'm getting married today.

In bed at the moment. Waiting for wife to come home so I can buy weed, then I'll get high and watch films.

Aside from that, probably writing in my diary and crossword puzzles.

Any tips for a good new film I can put on in the background?

Fuck shit up. You know, the usual thing.

Try to get dubs before I sleep

Be worthless

Age?

Checked

Goodnight, user.

what do you jerk off to?

paul blart mall cop

This is me everyday.

Whatchu playing user?

drink myself to sleep and attempt yet another suicide

Sucks to be you

loli

Finish my night shift then take the wife and drive down south to go visit my parents for a week. I'm pretty excited.

Kek sleep well pupper

Im gonna try beating doom 4 on ultra nightmare mode. I already beat it on nightmare, but that game is just too fun. Whats your plans user?

finally picked up an eight of some DANK ass HERBS, will probably play through F.E.A.R, might paint a little bit, write some music possibly, enjoy being unemployed for a little bit.

Never seen it, looks cancer though

Anything I want, gosh!

>visiting parents
>excited

Fag

I'm sick of the games that I have but have no interest in anything else. I've played fallout 4 to death and even with mods it's terrible.

Might set up my snes/ps1 for some decent gameplay

Have to work today with this qt girl while my bitch ex that also works there trys to ruin my chances of her it sucks i have never even tryed to talk to those fucking girls my ex spammed my facebook with likes and the other just one day just started talking to me and playing cards alot

I'm going to study as much as I can for my last exams tomorrow then do literally nothing I don't feel like doing for the next 2.5 months, feels good.

Don't shit where you eat, user.

Dating girls you work with is full retard. Go other places or use dating sites.

Good sleep, user

Absolutely nothing

I'm 21, she's 20. We've known each other since middle school, been together since high school, and lived together for about 2 years now.

Working at the library for me thesis, go home around 7pm, grab some pizzas with a friend, go to my place and play some Magic with him

Nice toes bruh

Good sleep user

Why did they even have to say anything tho ;_; the first couple of months i worked there they didn't say shit, why are girls so evil

well since i'm straight i only wank to straight stuff...

but since you asked... cam whores, regular porn, hentai (incest[mother, sister, cousin], gyaru, very rarely loli since i find myself going off it these days), sometimes midget (if the chick is fit), sometimes i just like the look of an actor like there's that one chick with blonde streaks in her brown hair and it just works for me

i avoid fatties and homo stuff like the faggots of our lovely board like posting so much

I'm getting married next year, been together nearly 5 years.

Sucks

I feel you on fallout 4. If you got earthbound you should play that. Maybe some Mario. Cant go wrong with that.

SEO

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Sit in front of the computer and try to forget about my existence

Sleep for a while. It's been a few days since I've slept between work and college essays.

SLEEP TIGHT

This is now a dubs thread

Also, chekm

go to class, maybe nap, play some soccer, hit up my bitch, and check out a house I might rent out with some guys

Can I attain the dubs of sleepanon?

RIP user

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who needs dubs when there are trips

Ive got All stars/Super Mario World for snes, that's always my go to game.

Completed all the star worlds last year for the first time despite owning the game for 10+ years prior.

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Yeah, a little. Some of your freedoms are never gonna be the same. You just can't fuck all the bitches. But I'm not one of those guys that pretends they're not excited to get married, or resents his wife for "holding him down" or something. I'm excited and ready to never worry about getting a girl to be interested in me ever again.

yeh... i mean i think i have aspergers or something, which stops me from being able to make meaningful relationships, i lost all my IRL friends over the years after saying no to a few occasions and just playing PC games rather than going out and tagging along

i never really fitted in with them either, they just lived near me and went to the same school so we just hung out

i need a reason for doing anything, most of my life is structured around time, i'm highly impulsive and procrastinate a lot...

which makes finding work pretty hard, since i'm smart but the areas of my brain that allow me to learn are a bit slow, i think it was the hit to the head when i was around 6 years old where i fell backwards out of a shopping cart and split my head open on the road

all in all, MEH, i'll die alone regretting my life... but i haven't found a way to change myself for the better yet

I know what you mean. I wouldn't be so much of a stereotype if we actually had sex every once in a while

I know, user.

Drugs and masturbation are all that gets me through, and video games.

We are quite stereotypical

fuck it's gonna rain today, looks like I'm smoking weed instead of playing soccer

I lost my irl friends after highschool.

No one tells you about it until it's too late

>implying this is a bad thing

Smoke weed and try to get psychiatrist to give me benzos and lastly shill this music video on b lol

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i don't know how to make more friends... i'm friendly with everyone these days just like everyone else but i'm missing that special component that makes people want to be friends with me you know?

i've only ever had games to talk about with the people i know, and it must grate on them every time i start a conversation about the same old stuff

Oh shit me too.

I wish my doctor would've prescribed me benzos , all I got was 3 types of anti depressants that did nothing

It's weird. I can't tell if people like me or not.

I prefer to be alone anyway. And all I have to talk about it games too kek kill me.

Damn. Get out of there. If she's already done putting out and you're not even married yet, you might be in trouble. Me and my fiance fuck about 3 times a week.

I jack it about 4 times a day and get about a blowie a week.

Never sex, never anal. Hate it.

Yeah, you still have time. Get out while you can. One year to find a replacement.

Upper management, interviewing 4 girls today to be my AA. Life is bretty good Sup Forumsros

Probably apply for some jobs today. Go and clean my house and call my gf for a while. Nun much