ITT: We tell nigger jokes

ITT: We tell nigger jokes.

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What's the difference between a nigger and a bench ?

A bench can support a family.

What do apples and niggers have in common?

They both hang from trees

What's the difference between sex with a white girl vs a black girl?

Having sex with a white girl won't land you in jail for bestiality.

Why do niggers put big ass rims on their cars?

BECAUSE THEY'RE SO DARN STUPID

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

A NIGGER

What's the main difference between niggers and actual people?

It doesn't matter. The human race is a parasite on mother earth.

I can't classify this as a joke, racist asshole. Girl is girl, sex is sex.

Meanwhile at the white folks party...

What is white on top and black on bottom ?

society

Caaan we say NIGGERS from Africa are dumb?!

>No spongebob, you can't say anything bad about Africa!

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what does a sick nigger do on a plantation ?

still everything

What's long and black?
The unployment line

Unemployment, nigger

What do black children wish for?

Dads

>>What do you call a bunch of dead niggers in a barn?
Antique Farm Equipment.

Why is it okay to post black jokes online?

Because niggers can't read

>>How do you starve a nigger?
Put his food stamps under his work boots.

>>What do you cal a nigger in a suit?
The Defendant.

>>How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to drive the pink Cadillac.

Offended nigger here, how boutchu bitchass white boys go back to jerking off to cartoon catgirls. No woman would ever want to touch your tiny rotten dicks when she could breed with a true alpha male of the dominant race.

WE WUZ KANGS

Why does a gorilla always frown?
Because in a million years it'll be a nigger.

>sex is sex
Why don't you start pounding dudes then, you fucking fag?

What do you call women who fuck niggers?

Single moms

Kek

GET BACK TO WORK NIGGER

Whats purple and hangs from the tree in my front yard? My nigger and I'll paint him any color I want.

Found the negroid, guys!

White faggot detected

A white man finds a lamp and rubs it. Two blonde genies come out. He makes his three wishes and blam! He's in an enormous mansion with piles of money everywhere. He runs excitedly from room to room, finding gorgeous naked women everywhere. Then the doorbell rings, and he rushes to open it. Standing there are two KKK members. They grab him and put a noose around his throat, then drag him to a nearby tree and hang him to death.

The two KKK members take off their hoods, and it's the two blonde genies. One turns to the other, and says: "Okay, so I get why he wanted to be super rich, and I get why he wanted all the beautiful women. But why did he want to be hung like a black man?"

>>Why do Niggers only have nightmares?

The last one to have a dream got shot.

This always makes me laugh. Is the implication that all black people are royalty? Because white people had kings too, same with asians

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black.

A Sand Nigger, lord Satan.

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

9 months

What's the difference between a basket ball and a nigger?

You are not allowed to kick the basket ball.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"?


Because blacks don't have rights

This is now a get thread.

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What do you call niggers that don't get shot by cops?

Convicts

The kkk is bad

What is black on top and white on bottom?

Rape.

What do call drowning niggers in a sea?
A oil spil

Mug Dick
Weh wuz Kangs!
Ooga booga NIGGER

I'm gonna try to speak your native language, please tell me if I spoke it right. Here it goes, OOH AHH AHH AHH AHH OOGA BOOGA FRIED CHICKEN WATERMELON GRAPE SODA AH AH AH, NEW J's OHH OHH OHH!!! Did I do it right?

TOP FUCKING KEK

What's black and can be seen easily at night?

A nigger set on fire

I painted my computer black to try to make it run faster...

But now it just doesn't work.

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How do you kill 200 flies in one go?

Hit a nigger in the face with a frying pan

How does a nigress know that she's pregnant?

When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked

What's the difference between cancer and niggers?

Cancer got Jobs

WHO TOLD YOU TO GET INSIDE. GET BACK TO PICKING COTTON

Beat you to it m8

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