What´s keeping you from killing yourself?

What´s keeping you from killing yourself?

>Tip: Even "I don´t want to die" is a valid response. There are no wrong answers.

I personally have a few shows and series I want to see finish before I kill myself.
What about you, guys?

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the new independence day 2

Amputee fetish porn.

That´s a good reason

I want to get laid at least once before I die

I´ve never fallen in love

I´m afraid of death, but I just want to die

Studying rn. Maybe will have a somewhat bright future, we'll see

Basic survival instinct.
I couldn't kill myself anymore than I could leave my hand on a hot stove.

i fucking love me.

I also love fucking me

My mother has specifically told me she'd be "devastated".

Personally, I think it's just some maternal instinct bullshit kicking in.

I'm not that popular, my social life died because I had to take on some responsabilities none in my family wanted. There are probably people who'd go: "Oh he's dead? Hmph." But there are other people in my life who would suffer alot from it. At the edge of little to no self-worth, I like to think I keep living for those who care, little they may be, but important to me nevertheless.

>Basic survival instinct
Yess.life it's so pointless. but i don't want to die. still here after 10 years of anxiety

My family would be mildly saddened, possibly.

I don´t usually think of the people I´ll leave behind. I won´t be around to see them suffering, so quite honestly, I won´t really care.

good lad

My life is miserable so long that at this point it's comedy.

>Possibly

I hide behind several layers of ironic humor to masquerade the fact that I have crippling depression.

Said layers have kept me getting closer to the edge.

tbh I don;t know. Everything in my life has been fucked from day one

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I'm actually quite happy with my life.

i have yet to save myself

Even before that. 9 months before day one your mum was also fucked.

It might get better.

Suicide is for pussies

Unless you´re telling us your secret GTFO

Yes, still waiting for that day..

That´s what they always say, but it never does. You just get used to your situation.

Get some help. I don't give a shit if you become a "productive member of society" or not, but I'd rather my fellow man was not in agony.
If neither of our biologies will let us die, then it's our duty to make our lives and the lives of others better.

OP said "no wrong answers"

Agreed

true dat

>You just get used to your situation
i never thought of it that way, makes so much sense now

I have hope that my parents will one day love me as much as their first child.

I have an almost unhealthy obsession with myself

It started because in high school I had anxiety etc. and was suicidal. The only thing that got me back on track was to become extremely in love with myself

I could never bring myself to do it seeing as how it would probably destroy my family

I just got a new job that pays double my last wagecuck job. Also my gf has D's and it's a sweet gig.

Why else do you think kids working 19 hours a day in a state of almost slavery don´t kill themselves? That´s all the life they´ve known. You don´t kill yourself unless you have another life to compare your own shitty one to, whether it´s yours in the past or someone else´s

im not saying im a ignorant asshole, i make jokes and bring happynes to other people, it's just that im in deep anxiety deep inside of me, you wont see it if u meet me.

Why do you care? When you´re dead you don´t have to see them suffering

i'm mostly eager to see how things will play out, and whether at some point i'll snap and become a serial killer/hitman or some dumb shit...

that's a pretty selfish way of thinking about it

Finding a satisfing way to do it, don't want to hurt my mother.

>Can´t kill himself
>Wants to kill other people

if u want to kill yourself some day, do not bring other people with you.. it's the same to say this, "if your religion is worth killing for, start out with yourself."

Join the army. You'll get paid, you might become a hero and if you´re lucky you´ll get shot a die.

I'll leave a note saying that I'm never coming back. Then I'll make sure my body won't be found. They'll at least think that I'm still alive.

>if your religion is worth killing for, start out with yourself
Suicide bombings

I want to join the French Foreign Legion

whats that?

I´m planning on shooting myself in a boat, so when I drop dead I fall off and sink in the ocean never to be found.

gay penis lickers

wouldn't ya just float

because i seem to be pretty good at coping with it. But also because, even if i have reasons to commit suicide, i still feel sorry for the people i'm going to leave behind. the victory of 'being done with it' would be in vain because i never know what might have been. And i suppose thats a pretty cliché anwser

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I´ll add some blocks of concrete.

kek
maybe tie bricks to himself

Just signed let agreement on a really, really fucking nice new flat. Moving to a new city that I love. Starting a new job in a couple weeks that I'm really genuinely excited for (and I've never been excited about a job before). My current antidepressants are working really well for me. Talking to a girl in the new city who's totally into me, and we're gonna meet up when I move.

Everything is going really well and I'm genuinely happy in a way I haven't been for a long, long time.

What if it fails and you drown when the concrete pulls you down?

You misunderstand me. I don't wish to criticize you, but I entreat you to do what it takes so you can live a life free of terrible suffering.
I know what it's like to hide in plain sight, to feel that at any moment I could slip up and they'd all see just how much of a freak I am.
So I ask you, one miserable human to another, to not resign yourself to pain.
Not without having anything to show for it at least.

Elite troops of the French army
Everyone can join it (including non-Frenchs people) even criminals can be accepted in the FFL

There is porn I've yet to explore

Well, I´ll be dead anyway. The point of the bullet was to keep it painless, but the result is the same.

CP?

i trying the best to have a good life, but it's still that feeling that nothing can make me really happy.. im a long way to the brink of killing myself, and as the guy over us said here before. adept to the situation..

i know what you're getting at, but i mean it more in the sense of: will i either start being a (somewhat) normal person or will i go truly stark-raving mad and lose that capacity

I want to live to be a grumpy old man who has the freedom to be an asshole because everyone is too polite to tell me not to.

I've considered it, but my brother and my father would be devastated, and I really appreciate them... Idk, I think that suicide takes the pain away of the one who commits it but it's given multiplied th the family and loved ones of him. At the end, the one that suffers are the others.

A goal worth living for. I WILL start laughing if you get run over just before you retire or something though

People who I care about would be sad if I died, mainly my niece and nephews. And my mom, I guess. I actually considered it briefly at one point, but I realized that I'm not selfish enough to go through with it when, in reality, my life isn't anywhere near as bad as it could be. Also, I recently got a job after being unemployed for the first 25 years of my life, so I guess it's getting better. Or maybe not. Being unemployed was pretty fucking cash.

So you´ll suffer rather than having your family suffer. Well, what a bunch of selfish pricks

hey wait but if ur ded u can't play video games and jack off

I won´t need that where I´m going

I want to complete my racist music record collection and then i'll be buried with it after i kill myself

As I am dragged to hell I´ll be laughing along with you

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I want to die in a way I´ll be remembered

>that feeling that nothing can make me really happy
I'm not a religious man, but I do think faith is a part of the human condition for a reason.
I think it's there to get us through those times when we have no right to believe things will get better, so that we might push on in hopes of finding it.
I don't know if you will find something that brings joy into your life, but I have faith that you will.

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I feel like I have something to contribute to society and wouldn't be doing people a favor by doing so.

star trek

There's loads of ways to do that.
One would be by kicking trump in the nuts while naked, run off to some monument and jump off of it while singing god save the queen.

My mom's grief, as I'm her only remaining offspring

The 5 different medications I take...barely !
Plus, I've turned religious and I did some ''tests'' to prove that God exists and he answered my prayers....weird, huh ?
I got a wonderful boyfriend who makes me feel like I'm in heaven.

well, i hope to witness the downfall of the western society... also maybe at some point i will find a girl that loves me (but i don't really think so)

tests being? I'm actually curious now~

I'm waiting for my father to come home from his work abroad in December and then an hero so that he can attend my funeral.

Dream tests :
I told God to show me a sign in the dream, a sign of Heaven to be exact.
>I dreamed angel walking down the streets and me walking next to one

To help me fix my rent issues.
>In the same week I met a wonderful friend who helped me with some money without the need to return.

To help me against depression/anxiety
>I'm into free counseling/therapy

To give me a proof of afterlife
>I was walking down the streets and an old lady stopped and yelled at me : death is not the ending. Pretty scary but I asked for it

To help me get a new phone because I couldn't use mine for 5 months
>The next week I won an even from my local town and I won a samsung galaxy s6

And many more coincidences that I forgot.
This through deep praying, faith and that's pretty much it, be a good person over all

because I don't want my family members to cry so hard they vomit for hours on end like I did when my friend killed herself

Fear

Don't wanna upset my mother, besides that, nothing.

hmm, that's neat. personally i still wouldn't buy it, at least not into any conventional god, but i'm quite happy for you

I haven't had sex yet

i'm still hopeing that my big moment one day will come. probably it won't but at least i'll give it a try.

more reason to kill yourself now

Life is like a shit movie that's just not shit enough to walk out on, because you're always hoping for a good part to make it worth.

So yea, I don't see the point in killing myself even though I'm miserable.

my german shepherd. but when she dies, ill consider it.

Sometimes I think about suicide. Never actually put any thought into method or anything further. I don't want to die, but sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all.