Rescued this baby bird with a broken wing, what should I call him my dudes?

Rescued this baby bird with a broken wing, what should I call him my dudes?

call him, "flapjack"

Black Dynamite.

Dinner.

Chester, he looks like a Chester kinda guy.

dubs speaks !

seconding chester

Jessie

Adolf Hitler

Nah call him Fin.

"I miss you, lil' birdy"

That bird will die outside of 24 hours now that you have compromised its immune system by handling it. It had a better chance lying where you found it.

Cat food.

Call him Garuda or Valefor

this

Call it "Specimen 5" And send it to space.

Battle of the dubs

How about call him a bird ambulance since he has a broken wing?

They can take him to the bird hospital and get him fixed up.

They'll take his broken wing, he'll learn to fly again, learn to be so free. And when he hears, the voices sing... the book of love will open up and let him in.

He needs to fly.... to space.

Garlic

Jesus christ Lenny. That's quite a grip you got there.

oi

>Actually thinks the city will pay for this.

You do realize they just kill these birds.

Stfu man thats complete bullshit. Ppl all over the world rescue birds and set them free afterwards. My dad also used to have his own towerhawk that followed him around when he was a kid because he once rescued it when it was young. Lived in the wild for several years.

deadIn3DaysMcgee

Marry me

>this
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Please listen to them dubs

dynamite dave

An'zarkh, Crusher of Souls.

Yeah I agree wit him, do FlapJack.

kekekekekekekekekek

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This is bullshit. The birds immune system is not compromised. Most of these birds die from starvation or other predators that take advantage of the birds weakened state.

and these

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DUBS

If you don't have a penis, we can talk about it.

To go where no bird has gone before, To fly higher than an eagle. That is the dream.

TRIPS HEV SPØKN

That, as you can plainly see, is not a hawk. Nor is it an owl. It is not a bird that can be fed through an eyedropper or hunt a live mouse in a cage until its wing knobbles over and regains its full range of motion.

That is a finch. And finches have notoriously weak immune systems, and die without warning in captivity, which is why pet stores no longer sell them.

>lern2bird

PS: your dad's a liar and a faggot.

dubs combined with dubs

Yeah, but it was dumb, so let's all ignore it.

Who knows. I second Fin

>bird ambulance
>bird hospital

>
>That, as you can plainly see, is not a hawk. Nor is it an owl. It is not a bird that can be fed through an eyedropper or hunt a live mouse in a cage until its wing knobbles over and regains its full range of motion.
>That is a finch. And finches have notoriously weak immune systems, and die without warning in captivity, which is why pet stores no longer sell them.
>>lern2bird
>PS: your dad's a liar and a faggot.
his guy knows his shit

Winrar
also a nice name.

>not knowing about the illuminatis bird care program

Is it male or female?

>2016
>still being a kissless virgin know-it-all bird enthusiast

#ChesterFinnegan

Combining Chester and Fin

Looks like a sparrow to me..

Excuse me, which one of us raises birds for a living and has a doctorate degree in a veterinary discipline? Because I thought it was me. But, hey, 20 years' experience in the Busch Gardens aviary means nothung here.

>fin

>giving a bird the same name as a nigger

More dubs.

Underrated

Obviously not you, because you cannot tell the difference between a sparrow and a finch, faggot.

Gary.

Could you care for an alien bird?

Male then.

>But, hey, 20 years' experience in the Busch Gardens aviary means nothung here.

Damn straight. Do you see anyone else hanging up their diplomas around here? Post useless advice or GTFO.

In the pooper

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Nah.

Fappy Budu

> (OP)
play it this song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6pSWlcjOkk

As someone who works in a wildlife rehabilitation center, I can confirm this post. Please help the little guy

Uh oh.

Fine.

OP, if you twist the bird's head around until you hear a pop, it will set its wing, and be able to fly again.

Come on he was easily the best new character

Was that so hard?

One Wing Wally

Seconding this.

I fell the testosterone coursing through my veins.

Don't fix that wing - it'll be like a little sentient boomerang that always flies in a circle back to you.

call him Peepee

set fire to the little phoenix

What a nice thing to do :D. No idea what to call him but maybe dubs or trips?

You're siding with someone who is calling the sparrow a finch..

If dubs, call him "dubs mc flyingfuck"

get a few balloons and SEND IT TO FUCKING SPACE where he belongs

Eric harris or Dylan Klebold

Pfft. 2 shooters - 13 combined k/d - pick better role models.

this dude?

Eh. Less sandniggery and closety gay.

Gustavo Diaz Ordaz

Omar Mateen has the highest KD of any american shooter ever.

Yeah but he's also a closet faggot. Do you really want to look up to some closet queer?

>>>>>>>>>>>(OP)(OP)(OP)(OP)(OP)

But he's also a faggot - KD resets to zero if you take even one cock.

McGregor

Yeah, he´s a faggot

Voting

Uh oh.

No need, he's a sandnigger too.

kek

Stupid broken nigger bird

best studient killer ever