Its a user is home alone and walks around the house talking to himself episode

>its a user is home alone and walks around the house talking to himself episode

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>get suddenly paranoid that there will be a break in
>spend hours moving furniture in front of windows/doors

dance brother, dance

That's the epitome of luxury though. The thing I miss most about school and living at home was having every afternoon to myself before my mom came home and often whole nights where I'd order pizza and play music really loudly.
I'm lucky if I get 2 hours a week of alone time now.

>no ones home
>pull out my darth maul dual bladed saber I've had since tpm came out and a qui gon that my brother discarded
>act out my very own fight scenes playing both roles
>I'm 30 years old

do you sing your own soundtrack?

>home alone
>say all the mean stuff to people I wish I could say to their faces
>rant about how they don't put the dishes away in the same efficient manner that I do

>user is home alone
>he starts walking around naked, swingin' dong left and right

Go look into the nearest mirror and then you won't feel so alone.

I'd rather feel alone than repulsed.

Of course. Who else is going to hum a dual of the fates imperial march mashup while I execute my perfectly choreographed battles?

Well, ya see, i have problems both doing the soundtrack AND doing the sound effects

i just can't get it right

kek

>living alone so long I start catching myself speaking my thoughts out loud.
>"that's weird but, whatever, no one can hear me"
>gets worse after I stop trying to control it
>rant about shitposters, jews, bad movies and getting banned, loudly while walking around my house.
>"whatever, no one can hear what I'm saying"

>about a year later, notice Siri on my phone is bugging out, activating by itself and showing everything I say onscreen.
>seeing my incoherent ranting about niggers and jews transcribed makes me realize how crazy I'd seem to anyone else
>now wonder how much of my ranting is stored forever on servers somewhere to be used as keywords for my future searches.

>it's a user is home alone and talks to himself episode
>he sings loudly, and badly, along with his favorite songs
>he puts on some loose as fuck pajamas that flap around like robes whenever he moves
>he makes the sound effects of swords clashing against each other while swinging around his replica Glamdring

I just need a wizard hat and staff to go full wizard mode. Some proper grey robes would be perfect as well. Yes, I know I'm autistic.

Name one show where these scenarios have happened you fucking faggots

This is the soundtrack to that episode.

Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU

>walking around house
>try to step on tiles in a specific order

>washing dishes
>have flashback to a time I was embarrassed
>say something now that would have been cool then

>spend long stretches of time alone in relative silence.
>occasionally speak a random sentence just to remember what voice sounds like

Those are the times when I feel most happy. When I have the house to myself and I can freely pace around muttering to myself and talking to my cat

>have a flashback
>OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>starts shaking my head
>'Son, are you ok?'

>walk around in house alone
>always try to follow the knight pattern from Chess on the tiles

I can't stop doing this

>Start reminiscing. Feel kind of happy. Suddenly embarrassing memories start flooding back to me.

Fuck it I give up

>it's an user is an alcoholic episode
You'd think the writers would have moved past this after the debacle that was season 24

Okay that's pretty funny. I normally step in a zig-zag pattern, or try to hop from one to another depending on the floor pattern

The writers really try to milk that storyline, it usually ends after about a 15 season """arc""" and they can't think of anything to do with it.

>tfw find out the house I'm staying at's alarm is faulty so I sleep in a locked bathroom with a shotgun

>walking down street
>try to always have an equal number of steps on each concrete slab

I don't even need to be alone

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I hope the show gets cancelled honestly, I can already see where this season is headed and it's just too predictable
>user gets another chance
>he fucks it up

Anyone else count out the number of letters in a word on their fingers? I do it subconsciously.

I live with my dog so technically I'm never home alone.

> talk amongst myself knowing pupparoni is there listening
> have a tinder date over my place and end up thinking out loud
> don't really care if she thinks it's weird, pupparoni has my back
> "user who are you talking to?"
> I open my bedroom door knowing she's putting out
> " just talking to pupparoni"
> she acts like she's never seen a dead dog covered in pizza
> doesn't sleep with me
> tinder is a fucking joke m8

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>it's a "parody video is actually not a parody at all" episode

>pace back and forth talking to yourself
>after several minutes realize you were being observed the entire time

...

I only talk to myself aloud when I walk in front of a mirror, usually when washing my hands after going to the bathroom.

>listening to song
>imagining yourself playing that song in front of all your friends and family

...

>it's an user gets a haircut and has to confront the fact that he has a receding hairline episode

Home alone
>Sleep with battle ready katana
>put chair in front of bedroom door

>its an user realizes he hasn't spoken out loud in a week episode

delet this right nooooooooooooow

>warm my balls up 'till they're nice and dangly
>start propping them up on all the objects in the house

This is too real...

>it's an user's life is suffering because of that 44lbs he gained after coming off amphetamines
>thinking we won't notice it's a re-hash of seasons 8-19

oh fuck stop now im embarrassed by myself

Just get a pet dipshit. Then you're talking to yourself anymore.

>finally home alone
>can finally cry

>Walk into public bathroom
>There's no stall available only urinals
>Calmly walk out like you never intended on going to the bathroom anyway.

You are me anonymous poster, literally me and nothing can convince me otherwise.

Next you'll probably tell me about how you skip steps when you walk up them.

But who was phone, user?

Everyone should get a dog

dogs r best :3