I'm alone in a wood workshop Sup Forums. Dubs decide what I do. No property or body damage. Op will deliver

I'm alone in a wood workshop Sup Forums. Dubs decide what I do. No property or body damage. Op will deliver.

Make a huge penis out of wood.

A wooden horse dildo

Craft a wooden dildo

id be organizing all the shit for left over pices of lumber and sweep up bro and i see a air compressor hose

Craft a swastika that gives +25 str and 15%jew stats

cool workshop.. you should shit in the blue bucket

Make a dildo

Make a wood penis nice n fat penis

wooden dildo

this

Make a bird house

Build a nice dildo rack

Try building a chair

how is a dildo or a penis funny? are you all 12 years old
common let's be a little more creative here, kids

Craft a door for midgets

Clean up that place

Post pictures

Build a cart

Roll for this

ok, lets build a wooden unicorn

Dubs of cleanliness

Winrar

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Winzip

Make a Celtic cross with cthulu in the middle and sign it with I'm a cuck on the bottom

>dildo
>not funny

Make yourself a nice little chess set

PUT Broom in ass
Take Photo Out front post on Facebook

2x winrar

Wooden swastika

I worked at a place like that for half a year, i wanted to kill myself every day. Never do that shit folks.

block all the windows, turn on all the saws. The fluorescent will make it look like the blades are not moving

whats so bad about it?
Making stuff sounds alright

Tims cups..

touch ur cock and balls to everything everyone touches regularly. that dewalt radio, drill battery packs, up and down the broom handle, touch the end of it to your anus, whatever air tool that lines connected to, sit on the chair with your ass exposed.

what kind of shop is this? are those table legs? what do you make. take photo of cock and balls op

Carve, lathe, whittle or otherwise manufacturer a wooden dildo. Then go fuck yourself.

Build an effigy of someone else that works there. Wait for them to come back and light it. Run around it chanting and post results faggot

Update on cleaning

Roll

Makeshift dildo so you guys can fuck off

Do this

take a fan and blow dust from the floor to make it fly everywhere !!! or a big piece of cardboard and wave it for the same effect

It's very lonely and boring after a while. And the saw dust fucks your nose up.

Is OP from ohio?

Here's the cart. Didn't say it needed to be good. Screws for wheels.

Build swastika
put on nuggets yard
kek

make a giant wooden dickbutt

British Columbia.

Rape yourself with a limb. Your choice

Make a long stemmed smoking pipe.

roll

kek

cum everywhere

Build a cross and burn it

Do a fingerbox!!

Rollerino

Craft a wooden chaos zweihander+10 and fucking destroy some casuls.

Make a swastika

winrar

What

I was gonna say, le sacs sort of gave it away.

out of pine OP?
you cheep bastard!
make a dildo out of black walnut!

Oh yisss. Everybody must have a collection of fingerboxes in their workshop!

What is that?

wood glue fuck nut.

thats trips not dubs you fucking moron

Make a finger box

jar of cum

Burn a swastika into your forehead

Made box with hole in it

Saw dust swastikas everywhere!!

Not a finger box

German engineering

Boo hoo

Build a wooden fort

so did the crew go out for lunch and you told them no its cool ill stay here, and played with wood and posted it on Sup Forums?

Chop your head off.

East German engineering, you poor cunt

you are shit at this, aren't ya?

Only me and one other guy, and I get paid to clean and he had to pick something up. So I'm fucking around.

I get paid to clean.

Reroll

POST A PHOTO OF YOUR ASSHOLE OR GTFO
what province is this?

Leave the place worse than when you arrived.... Rub poo on everything.

Not dubs but it's what I'm getting paid for.

Wrapping it up guys, other dude is back.

British Columbia.

make a bird house

Oh, nice. Now shove the broom handle up your ass.