Sup Sup Forums ask a fat guy with a tiny penis anything

Sup Sup Forums ask a fat guy with a tiny penis anything.

Do you watch anime?

Do you have a gf?

What type of diabetes?

Do you have a job and if so then what is it?

not that much anymore
no
none
yes, teach at a college

Have you ever had a gf?

how does your penis even work?

Have you ever fucked a girl?

Are you a virgin and/or wizard

Are big asses just out of the question at that point?

yes
awkwardly
yes
no

How old are you?
How many girls you fucked?
Have any of them ever commented about your penis size?

for my cock to reach? yes
32. 6. yes.

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Story please. What did she say, did it hurt your feelings?

She was chubby too and she complained how hard it was to find a position to where I could reach, and then stay in. She told me she really needed a guy with a bigger cock so we broke up after a few times. A little

6!?! Fuck me, that's more women than I have fucked.

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Lol faggot

How big is it erect ?
pics?

pic with a boner?

How does it feel to be an "average american"?

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Why haven't you committed suicide

damn, have you ever felt bad about it?

Woah? thats erect?
Feel bad for you man.

yeah, but eventually I just started watching more small penis humiliation porn

although you have a lot of fat covering up a bit of that thing, why not just lose weight and gain dick size?

yes, erect

I have lost some weight, just most of it aroundm y cock seems to want to stay

do you get the job done friend? Im sat with a girl that is laughing at your weener, she has so many questions..

Do you feel nervous before fucking a girl for the first time? Do you tell her before it small, or do you just wait to see her reaction. Must be fucking terrifying

Do you have lower standards when it comes to women due to your weight/cock size?

Honest quotation. Why do you feel the need to come here and get attention for having a small cawk

bump

yes
it's better than no attention
sometimes, I've tried online dating and fetish sites so I can show them cock before hand, helps make me less nervous if they still chat after seeing it.

the fact she's even looking at it kinda makes me hard

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have you ever tried to commit suicide

no

What sites? I've thought of doing this.

do you hate living

i have those same shorts OP

fetlife and okcupid

Are you the guy from the telescope thread?

Do you post your face on there? I've always been leery to do that because I imagine someone sending my profile to my employer or something if they recognize me.

but even on fetlife, a lot of the girls don't want you sending them dick pics.

Are you actually into the fetishes of SPH &/or cuckolding or is it more of a coping mechanism for you?

And I thought I had a small dick. Thank god.

what's the worst reaction by a female that you've been with?

Same here

i have no idea what you're talking about, so I'll say no
not on fetlife
You know that's an interesting question and I'm not sure of the answer. Once I started watching I found it exciting, but if I had an average sized cock would I have ever gotten into it? Probably not

is ur dig under or over 9000?

Online some just stop talking to me flat out. In person had one girl start to giggle and apologize and then try to suck me off a little before giggling again and then leaving.

i have a 17 inch erect penis and have only fucked 1 girl. fml :(

>awkwardly
Can confirm. OP is legit.

>17"
just go gay. Plenty of bottom fags love huge insertions. You'll be able to go balls deep for once.

Can we have a timestamp?

Chubby with a 4 incher here too. Still fuck so who cares

17 inches or cm?

Nice dubs, but we're gonna need some timestamped pics to believe that tale.

reason I asked was that you're pics seemed to be like you were trying to seem small. And you didn't really state your bone pressed length outright. Tbh, it seems like you are average in length and fat.

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Bless you, OP. I am the same but have coped much less well. Though I'm not dying a virgin, every sexual experience I've had has been worse than jerking off. Well, except the one time my gf at the time was shitwasted and basically passed out. I mean, I feel bad that it was pretty rapey, but it was the best time.

So you're bigger than Jonah Falcon. ?

You have old man hands. How old are you, OP?

32

its the guy who writes shit. Write hitler did nothing wrong and stick it to your fat with peaunut butter

So what did you say? Did you berate her or just take the punishment like the glutton you are? Elaborate on your answers more dude, Jesus.

There you go. Thanks for confirming!

write in your penis "I love u Pam" :D

who is pam?

Of course he does, fool

nice op. Similar situation here.

Question... You ever try turtling it back into your pubis with your fingers while soft?

I "finger" myself like that frequently and have even used smaller toys... I'm to the point now where I can get fully erect and my penis remains buried unless i pull it out or push on my pubic mound...

my gf :)

Doesn't the measuring tape hurt your dick what is wrong with you americuts...

If you lose weight you'll gain an inch or two when erect.

What's more important to you: McDonalds or sex?

Tbh. McDonalds

food>sex

Most ppl don't fuck 3 times per day, so food

I have a fetish for people like you OP. Keep up gods work. Pic related.

Wish this wasn't a trap but...

Why don't you just eat whole plant foods so you can stuff yourself without being fat? Are you addicted to extreme substances with high caloric densities?

yeah sorry man I have a dick

Doesn't matter, would tap. Hard.

You do know plants taste like shit compared to meat, grease, fat etc. If it were this easy everyone would be skinny

pappa finally came

hopefully get to bounce on a fat guys dick one day. would be fun

lol meat makes you fat? and plants make you skinny? wtf go eat a high carb diet and tell me you wouldn't gain alot of weight. I eat fuck. loads of things that have parents and im not fat. But then again fatfags don't understand nutrition at all and think that they have to eat brocolli for breakfeast lunch and dinner to lose weight, and know nothing about macro nutrients and how they are metabolized

It's nearly impossible to maintain a BMI above 25 while eating a high carb diet of only ****whole**** plant foods.

With those nice legs, hips and cute round ass, I'm sure you will.

It really isn't because you need to focus on keeping them hard instead of enjoying yourself. Fat guy diet causes erectile dysfunction.

what are you serious, dude there is a fuck load of different "whole plant foods" for example corn has entirely different macronutrient payload than brocolli, and potatoes have an entirely different payload than cherries. If you stick to a 30% fat 30%carb 40% protein and under or around 2.5k calories a day or what ever your base metabolism is at you will slim down in a slow but steady rate. The primary role in carbs is that they are a quickly digestable energy source where as fats and proteins are used more in biological maintinence.

aw thanks dude

that's part of the thrill for me.

michael from melbourne

It takes a lot of energy to stay fat. Potatoes on their own do not have the energy density needed to remain obese. It would take something like a jar of peanut butter a day for a fattie to remain fat without breaking the "whole" rule.

if you are not active or minimally active then carbs go straight to fat if they are not burned off in activity during their metabolism. protein is way more filling and takes more energy to catabolize. if you fill up on chicken breast or another lean version of meat rather than carbs then you will defintly increase your speed of fat loss. Trust me went from about 300 to about 200 from doing that and i tried high carb but had the shittiest results of all the methods I tried. If you do strength training i found that more effective than cardio because it takes a fuckload of energy to create muscle mass and maintain it than fat mass