Okay guys, this is kind of tame, but I have simply not had a good laugh in way too long and would like to change that. So have at it please, give me the goods; and may we all be entertained.
Also have a picture of a pretty girl in swimwear as a thank you in advance; pic unrelated otherwise.
A spic walks into a bar and says, "Hey, nigger, give me a drink." The nigger bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "nigger." "Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that bro'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the spic says, "Hey moon crickett, another round." The nigger says,"Hey, look, I really don't want you calling me "moon crickett" either." The spic says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it if you were the bartender and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out." So the spic puts on an apron and goes behind the bar and the nigger walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a fucking drink!" The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers in here."
Noah Hill
This is awesome. BUMP!
Tyler Diaz
Only because you asked so kindly OP. I'll dump what I have
Lucas Carter
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Jaxson King
>MAJESTIC SALMON JUST
Nicholas Ross
Going to open a whole new folder for this thread. Moar plox.
Austin Powell
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Lucas Hernandez
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Nathan Lee
Also, who is that chick from OP image? Just a random sloo or is it someone? I'd like to see those milkers.
Jaxon Stewart
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Ryder Torres
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Chase Fisher
Don't know why this one got me so hard, but there's just something so entertaining about people antagonizing others.
Jaxson Powell
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Adrian Williams
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Isaiah Robinson
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Tyler Hernandez
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Jeremiah King
Kinsey Osborn is the name, I think. Somebody posted her on /s/ a while ago but I don't think she's famous.
Although I'm going to say, she is deceiving because her instagram makes her seem fat.
Wyatt Perry
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Thomas Watson
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Thomas Wood
He should've remembered his son was packin'
Josiah Gutierrez
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Aaron Nelson
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Thomas Mitchell
She and her sister travel all over and she fills a Flickr account with selfies of her fat tits. I definitely would, but make no mistake. She's a landwhale.
Hunter Walker
This was when Sup Forums decided to help Lays with their "Do us a Flavor" contest.
Kayden Wright
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Camden Ross
Got the full story perhaps? I believe there was more from "neighbour guy".
Joseph Miller
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Dominic Lewis
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Andrew Gomez
Anyone lurking?
Blake Walker
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Samuel Anderson
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Eli Campbell
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Luke Carter
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Grayson Scott
Alrighty, well if nobody is lurking I'm not gonna stand around with my dick in my hand.
Joshua Sanchez
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Eli Watson
Kek
Jordan Long
OP here, still lurking and finally laughing. Just had a brief call to make is all.
Alexander Robinson
No problem, I just put this on the back burner. Figured I'd stick around in case there are one or two lurkers catching up. I'll keep dumping. This one is just weird, pre-shooting Elliot Roger
Easton Green
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Jackson Gonzalez
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Joshua Miller
I'm lurking, just too busy reading these lol
Cameron Phillips
Believe me we are all lurking, just too buy reading it all to reply, sorry.
Justin Cruz
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Connor Lopez
I don't think I have it, sorry.
Hudson Davis
No worries, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't wasting time posting in an empty thread.
Camden Sanders
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Ryder Adams
Holy fuck I lost so hard. How have I not seen this?
Aaron Wright
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Landon Gutierrez
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Nicholas Roberts
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Carter Gomez
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Caleb Martinez
was a good story but unreadable
Levi Howard
open image in new tab.
Ryan Thomas
How so?
Cameron Flores
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Sebastian Gray
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Camden Hall
Good one
Juan Morales
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Benjamin Young
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Joseph Johnson
Oh god I wish I could meet someone like that. A-class material btw.
Carter Stewart
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Asher Johnson
Thank you haha, I've lurked for a long time.
Luis Russell
I'm imagining global rules being made against all these specific situations. What a list it would be.
Isaiah Howard
lmao, yeah I'm not even sure what in this one banned the guy.
James Mitchell
This is Snek
Ayden Clark
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Christian Mitchell
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Joshua Phillips
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Caleb Lewis
Holy shit that's a long post...
Austin Davis
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Jose Hill
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Gavin Hall
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Adrian Harris
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Angel Taylor
haven't seen so much funny shit in one place in ages, keep em coming
Dylan Wood
The cousin
Juan Walker
His cousin isn't even as attractive. I might be able to understand if she was the most unbelievable babe ever, but that's just weird.
Julian Davis
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Joseph Kelly
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Ryder Gutierrez
Ending with a personal favorite.
Carter Wright
Also lurking, posted some of my oc as well
Noah Murphy
I'm worried that this story might be real.
James Flores
One of the best ive read in this thread
Asher Stewart
hahaha well I kind of hope it is, but he shouldn't feel awkward. His girlfriend was the one who introduced it to him in the first place.