/TDF/ Stage 3: The Absolute Madman Edition

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Top Kek! Absolute Madman.

Looks like another easy win for the

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MEMECELL KITTEN BTFO

Getting comfy lads

If any digit combination Contador will once again crash

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Whatever happened to staying anonymous on Sup Forums?

Somebody dox that faggot and ruin his life.

Contadown third day in a row confirmed

Are you high?
RCosta should just stick to classics and target some TdF stages, maybe ToSwitzerland sometimes.
He does not have the talent or recovery needed for TdF successive mountain stages.

>I think we'll just pretend like it never happened and look forward to the mountains to come. At the end of the day it's just a bike race. I'm sure that the sun will come out tomorrow

what did he mean by this

this

costa gets absolutely roasted when he tries to hang with the big boys, he's barely good enough for a top 10 finish

I agree that right now he doesn't have what it takes. But he has the potential to do it IMO.

His smile and optimism are gone

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fuck him, I had this motherfucker on my Scorito team and then this shit happens

>I think we'll just pretend like it never happened
this is my primary strategy for everything

>tfw skipped the first 2 days because of the euro - i didn't want to watch 8 hours of sports in a day - and so much happened already

knowing my luck today with be super boring

M8, no matter how much I like him, it's pretty clear he never had the potential to win BIG 3week races.

Look on the bright side, he's one of the best ever in irritating everyone that goes with him on a escape. He's super smart too for those cheeky wins.

But 3week races are pure grinding, one bad day and all your hopes are gone.

I used to like him, now I'm not so sure. :^)

Its teejay's year m8 he'll come out of the rest day like a beast this year. Richie poor may as well go back to the team car and pass out bottles

nothing has happened Joao

It's still a flat stage, so yeah, it will be boring. Just enjoy the views m8

EVERYONE POST YOU ARE BIKE

2agan broke the curse
Cantador/Contadown fell two times in a row
RIPorte as well, yesterday, a few kms before the end

No one gave up atm.

can'tador is already ded

>i didn't want to watch 8 hours of sports in a day

any good streams lads?

>can'tador is already ded
>Implying the greatest stage racer of this generation can't take back 47 seconds over vroome.exe or the 58 year old goat herder.

He had an issue with his bike actually, I think he didn’t fall

Fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and then fuck you.

no stream at all yet, champ

>i didn't want to watch 8 hours of sports in a day
That's basically my Sunday afternoon... what do you mean? ;_;

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check arenavision famalam

probably in spanish though

Just go back to Sup Forums

but it's cheap
is it ok ?

it's ok

He fell.
cyclingnews.com/news/tour-de-france-contadors-stage-2-crash-captured-by-on-board-camera-video/

Sorry, I was talking about RIPorte.

Is Peter Sagan the savior of professional cycling? I have seen a marked upturn in cycling interest even here in the South, for which a lot of people I've asked say he's been an influence

>Life is life. Life brings me things and I just take them. What can I change? I believe everybody has a destiny that is up in space or somewhere. If I'm here, I'm here.

what did he etc

>cheap

ayy lmao

i have girls over at the house i don't want to look like a sadcunt sitting in front of the tv literally all day besides i feel like people judge you for watching cycling whereas footy is a lot more socially acceptable

Sagan is becoming a bit of a cock. The backlash is coming.

kek

Danish reporter says the finish reminds him a lot of the finish at the 2011 world championships.
Cav win confirmed.

>feel like people judge you for watching cycling
Y-you don't think cycling is cool ;_;

You don't life for be sad, no.

>i have girls over at the house
Why would you care what your mom's friends think?

well now you're being judged by us, and that is far far worse

What an embarrassing post

Laugh at will,guys
;_;
also
>Cheap helmet

my gf got pissed off because I was watching yesterday. She hung out with my housemates and left me to myself, it was great

100% confirmed

> literally posted op's pic on r/peloton for delicious karma
> literally got deleted within 7 minutes
> literally got a pm from a mod literally informing me to "keep that Sup Forums bullshit off /r/peloton or you will get banned"

I was shocked and appalled

>No disk breaks
My homie.jpg

totally rad

>literally posted op's pic on r/peloton for delicious karma
You have to go back.

>going to reddit
There's your problem

I like how there's always fresh food and water available. Does it eat much?

I imagine you handbrake turned into that space, took your helmet off, ate your food and water, and yelled GO TEAM

>tfw a((((((((French))))))))) guy stole my precious bike a few weeks ago

was cheap as well tho

>It's Froome underperforms because they test bikes for electrical motor this year

Or maybe he'll change bike 5km before the finish like Contador

I was fucking shitfaced a few weeks back
Stole a helmet from somewhere, same colour as yours
I put it on and started headbutting the fridge
Then I tried to cook it in the oven

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I can't go back. They have rejected me. Also banned from cycling news.

This is my home now

>Disk Brakes
That seems barbaric to me,I don't like the looks of it
>post yfw I bought at Continente

T-thanks based uk

Just a little,but I like to let the food sit there in case it needs it

I actually take it by hand,I live on the 1st floor of a builiding. The rest is accurate tho

Bet it was a nigger
Anyway,notice this funny thing : When I bought this bike my mom thought it was an extremely good bike,because it has the same colours of the France flag. She said " Ah,it's from Tour de France. That means it's really good "

what the fuck do i have to do with it mate

>I was fucking shitfaced a few weeks back
never needs to be said, mate.

>Also banned from cycling news.
What was your username?

don't worry, we all secretly post on reddit anyway

I quite like BMC's.

This is the only pic I have atm.

>Continente

Holy shit man, you ARE poor

I bought my shitty bicycle at an actual bike shop. But it wasn't even 100€.

'no'

Do you live in Minecraft!!!!!

guys? guys??

How about

your helmet reminded me of it you filthy Portuguese cunt

looks like an EVO HiMod- I never understood the gradeschool nomenclature that Cannondale gives it's fleet but it looks nice m8. What are those wheels?

Nah, I really just don't like posting pic's with someone's face in here.
I know nothing bad will happen, but I just don't like it.

Nice try mi5

So anyway, what does /ref/ think of boulting and millar's commentary v ligget and sherwin?

I always hated ligget but I kind of miss him now ;_;

It was on promotion lel
But I think I got a good deal. It was 130 €
It's frame is Aluminium,so it's really light.
They said the rear dérailleur is shimano but I really doubt that

Is your bike a racer ?

>tfw only cycling I do is just going through comfy countryside on weekend afternoons on absolutely generic grandpa bike
Feels good mane

>ignore australian posters
>hide australian posters
>report austalian posters

>tfw don't even own a bicycle

why do i even watch this sport

It's not an EVO, this one is older, it's a SuperSix HiMod.
Chinese ones.
They weight something like under 1300g for the pair.
Tires are Veloflex.

Glad I don't have to listen to them.
Watched a few youtube clips with Liggett commentating and he was awful. Can't believe all those people talking about missing him here and on twitter.
Feels the same as Ray Hudson, someone I can only accept Americans liking.

>carbon tubulars on a club ride

do you enjoy being a douche?

Nah, it's a TT like yours

86th for SAGAN

I'm there with you

I've got this, but with Zonda wheels. It's my perfect bike, got it cheap enough I don't feel bad just riding it for a few miles, can thrash it over various shit if I want, but still better than I'll ever be.

Anyone here ever have any close calls with cars or motorists?

Some people like to have a light bike, and these are cheap wheels.
Why don't you just chill and enjoy your hobby to the fullest? I'm not pretending I'm good either.

And tbf the guy behind me in the pic had Mavic Cosmic Ultimate (actually in that pic I think he's using some R-sys). We all enjoy this shit.

No
I avoid Riding on rush hours or roads with much transit

>200km per day for two weeks
>On a bike

is this even human

not mine but mine is exactly like it, except
>standard broke off
>fender holders rusted away
>chain fucked up

It's a piece of junk really, never had a bike that rusted away this quick. Oh well, at least it was free (won, not stolen)

how close are you to death riding Chinese carbon wheels on a daily basis?

I was actually bumped off road by one and had another hit with a side mirror.
Nothing bad actually happened, fortunately.

Crashed into a car once on a downhill.
Broke a few bones and had bad road rash-not nice.
Countless close calls and minor falls involving motorists as well.

Got hit at dusk riding mtb across the road on the way to work, they had not lights, I had no lights. Fucking slow motion for real, everything went grey and I flew like a bird. Only got bruised legs and scrapes, the people in the car were out of their heads on ecstasy and shaking. Having been in that state many times I told them to forget about it and drive on, lel.

Honestly, not at all.
I actually know how to brake on descents and I have tested them a lot. The brake pads are also awesome. Surprisingly good wheels for the price, actually.

3 weeks

>Turning France TV on
>Seeing Ramzy Bedia

Fuck this pre-stage shitty show, they always cut off the beginning of the race for this.