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Future Dynasty Edition

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TEX: Rangers poised for a spectacular season
MIA:Realmuto has jack and a bag to lead Marlins
MLW:Brewers purchase Will Middlebrooks' contract
STL:Piscotty hits grand slam, Cards sweep MIL
NYY:Andrew Miller informed he won't be traded
NYY:Mark Teixeira homers twice as Yankees roll
PIT:Melancon earns 24th save, Bucs sweep A's
SEA:Seth Smith slugs grand slam against the O's
LA:Brandon McCarthy outstanding in 2016 debut
WAS:Espinosa mashes grand slam in blowout win
WAS:Strasburg keeps Reds out of hit column in win
NYM:Flores homers twice as Mets sweep Cubs
NYM:Syndergaard (elbow) shines in win over Cubs

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>rags

Guises I am New Zealander, am I doing it right?

the Rangers >rags against Twins but thats cool

Allstar break coming up pitchers coming back.

Rangers are poised for a spectacular season

Janitors ruined Sup Forums

what did the janitors do to you user

i'm watching Fastball and man seeing tony gwynn is tearing me up. i didn't know too much about him until he passed but having all these legends shooting the breeze is incredible, shame it's only an hour and a bit long

Astros are coming

Nah, they are just breathing really hard.

rags

Seeing as we decided Zack hample is scum...

What do we think of people like dodgerfilms on YouTube? He got banned from filming last year but at some point he'll start again for sure

instagram.com/p/91lTXcqMev/

Nats

>he actually does it for free

You guys ready for some comfy 4th of July day basedball? First game is in 2 hours.

so they aren't friends anymore?

I was a Yankees fan but the mets are winning so I'm a #cuckformets

Of course they're still friends. You don't stop being friends just because your friend filed a lawsuit against you.

I feel like that was fake () but no?

Pretty meta that yt beef is making its way to insta.

Zach Hample did nothing wrong.

Maz's Weekly MLB Top 15 POWERRANKINGS

These rankings are based of my own numbers and calculations which you arent allowed to see

1. Rangers (4)
2. Giants (3)
3. Indians (10)
4. Cubs (1)
5. Orioles
6. Nationals
7. Dodgers (11)
8. Astros (u)
9. Redsox (6)
10. Mets
11. Cardinals (7)
12. Royals (14)
13. Bluejays
14. Tigers (u)
15. Marlins (u)

Other teams outside the Top 15 literally do not matter

>22-9
>rags

All first place teams did terrible. Couldn't even care less. Its on to Boston.

So how did your team rank up?

>gnats at 6
Are you drunk?

w-what the fuck

>a leaf

>60 Day DL

Why do they keep yanking our chain, just say he's out for the season.

>All first place teams did terrible.
Well, most did, anyway. Whew lad what a shit show we had.

Shit list desu

Blue jays arent that good get over it. just be glad they are even in my top 15

Another full day, fellas.

MIL @ WSH - 11:05
LAA @ TB - 1:10
TEX @ BOS - 1:35
NYY @ CWS - 2:10
OAK @ MIN - 2:10
SEA @ HOU - 2:10
PIT @ STL - 2:15
CIN @ CHC - 2:20
ATL @ PHI - 4:05
COL @ SF - 4:05
MIA @ NYM - 4:10
KC @ TOR - 7:07
DET @ CLE - 7:10
BAL @ LAD - 9:10
SD @ ARI - 9:10

Yeah I never said anything about the jays on your "list". I said it was shit because it is shit.

When did /mlb/ become Deadspin tier?

well yea you are a leaf so i just write it off as you not knowing anything

good day to you sir

good list actually

>Seeing as we decided Zack hample is scum...

lol fuck off

We're not all retarded liberals who whine and complain just because someone managed to channel his autism into a successful career.

>rags

Did y'all see the Fernando Rodney dance?

cubs collapse lol

Nats too low at 6
Os too high at 5
Indians too high at 3
Houston way too high at 8
I could go on
>shit list bro

YANKEES SUCK

Almost ASB means almost Morneau

Surely he can't suck worse than Avi right?

Ryan Braun just called out for batting out of order
>how does that even happen?

>batting out of order in a Major League game

oh god my sides

Brews @ Nats

Compare:
m.mlb.com/power-rankings/
espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/2016mlbpowerrankings_week13/mlb-ranking-mlb-teams-13-weeks

More detail?

>major league
Nah this is clearly a minor league team

Ryan Braun came up to bat 3rd but then Dusty Baker came out and said something to the ump and apparently Braun was listed on the official lineup card as batting 4th today and Lucroy was supposed to bat so he was automatically called out and the inning ended.

:^)

those seem way more realistic than the rags fan rank.

Braun hit a single first, then called out while standing on first.

cubs have lost 14 of their last 20 games

they dont deserve to be in first

...

does this offend you?

What the fuck are you smiling for? Those aren't even close to yours.

...

Braun makes last out in 1st and then leads off the 2nd inning. Makes another out.

Well the Top 5 isnt because my formula is more accurate than theirs

Is this the first time a player has been called out twice in his teams first four AB's? It's gotta be.

Suuuuuuure it is.

Not sure, if it's happened before, it's gotta be rare as fuck. At least at this level.

(you)

Here's your system, as near as I can tell.
1 I'm a Rags fan, they go first
2 Put remaining division leaders in a hat and pick them blind folded.
3 Put 2nd place teams in a hat, repeat step 2.

It happened almost three years ago to the day when Buster Posey batted out of order.

Someone browses /r/Baseball

Got ya ;)

>jints

>implying im not watching wimbly and found this on twitter

I had cubs ahead of the Rangers last 2 weeks

its okay you arent smart enough to understand my forumla. it is a secret after all.

Your list is awful you fat autist

pretty sure I had your formula pegged the first time.
>one strike away

>a leaf

fat autist

I can't wait for the rags to go on their inevitable losing streak because their rotation is shit.

>even the mlb is memeing
who can stop them

Their rotation is injured, not shit.

Their rotation is one of yhe best in baseball when healthy.

As it sits now, it's shit.

Outside of Griffin and Hamels and Perez i won't disagree with you.

I'm pretty sure Avi is secretly working with a witch doctor to put curses on players who might replace him

>the giants are tied for the mlb lead in wins with a roster full of AAA players and a bullpen of garbage

...

Giants and Rangers are soul mates. They will play each other in the World Series with the Rangers breaking their even year memery

Good starting pitching can cover up a multitude of woes.

It's retroactive to his last game so after 60 days is July 9th. They weren't rushing Brantley back before the All-Star break and this makes sense to use the roster spot.

And that's the old Cleveland attitude. They're taking it extra slow this time and I expect him to be back by the end of the month.

>espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/2016mlbpowerrankings_week13/mlb-ranking-mlb-teams-13-weeks
>For the first time this season, the Chicago Cubs weren't the unanimous No. 1 team, with the red-hot Cleveland Indians picking up one first-place vote.
Sweet.

lmao no

>ONE

If the Rangers and the Giants meet in the WS the Giants will beat the Rangers like a rented mule

This. The meme year is over you Bay Area fags.

put your trip back on farmer boy

Isn't it the other way around? Like, if Pence, Duffy, etc get healthy won't they go on another tear similar to the one that put them in first?

The rags are maybe, maaaaybe the 5th or 6th best team in MLB.

I would put them behind giants nats cubs and Indians in no particular order. The Indians are the best team in AL because their success is way more sustainable. The rangers have overachieved all year desu.

I see the rags fading down the stretch.

these.

the rags have had amazing luck and shitty rdif. on top of that, all teams regress at some point

>except for the 2017 memeiors

Rangers are better than the Nats. Hokd off judge on the Indians until they stop being streaky and play consistent, they are a good tho. Cubs have been playing mediocre to bad baseball the past month and a half. Giants and Rangers are the clear 1 and 2 right now

Man I hope Boston mauls those confederate cucks today

Hey
Fuck you.

>all these people rating the Giants
>when they got reamed by the fucking Assletics
Giants are regular season chokers
Dodgers win the Division and the WS cap this

trips of patriotism

>tfw gonna root for bombston

>rangers are better than the nats

It seems like this may be the first season you have started watching baseball so let me help you: good trams lose to bad ones. its not an uncommon occurrence

Doesn't matter

>jints play .450 ball for rest of season
>wild card
>repeat of 2014

yeah. I almost choked on my coffee when I read that.