Wasting my life thread

Wasting my life thread.
The person below you gives you something to do over that sunny weekend. I really hope I get to jump off a building.

play 7 days in hell all by yourself

Don't flush your toilet the next 2 weeks

That's not a weekend activity.

Read the sound and the fury by faulkner

Then skip if you're a pussy

Jerk off lying down

Is the falling man Randy Bobandy?

Hope for something fatal

Eat a fucking sausage

read a goddamn book

I must have her again, I would learn her schedule, more than before. I would learn her name, her work, her home, and her friends. I would follow her, with caution. After what I did she would be afraid to walk on her own, she would be afraid to be alone, in spite of that, I would find my opening. I would allow her to walk this rout undisturbed, she would look over her shoulder the first few times, but then she would lax; this is when I would strike. I would hold her firm and hard, our bodies together again I would choke her. A location would be selected close to her rout to do my deed, this is where I would take her. I would hit her, hurt her, but not too much, just enough. She would be belly down again, cold ground again, I would whisper quietly into her ear, telling her the things that will come. She would fight, wiggle and squirm but I will hold her firm. I'll go for her soft little butt end first this time, hard grabs and smacks I would spread her cheeks, preparing myself I would slit onto her tight hole and push my tip agents her. She would tighten up, in hopes of keeping me out, but with force her hole would give way. I would leave it inside for awhile, so she can feel me, before I really begin. It would be long, hard, and painful, I'd hurt her as she cried. Once I was done with that, I would climb onto her chest my dick to her chin I would have her clean her ass my cock. I would finish on her face, give her a few more punches and be on my way.

Browse /b

tell your family the truth

Eat nothing but fast food.

Do all the work you have to do, stop procrastinating!

Sleep outside with only underwear?

Go outside and talk to a girl

too broke for that. does that mean i need to rob some bitches?

Damn straight!

Send a message to her. Don't wait for a reply, let her know how you feel and then leave. Check back later the next day.
>hoping I get to kill myself

tell someone you love them

Stick knife with handle facing upwards up ass

take a walk outside

If you have any money, buy a ticket to Thailand, go to Pattaya, it's easy to get drugs there, and fuck a shit load of hookers, worst case you get aids, but you want to die anyways right?

I don't want to open myself up like that even though I do love her. I know she won't love me, let me kill myself instead user

Jerk off to your mum

Go out clubbing on saturday night with your friends

what are an friends?

Anyone you like spending time with tbh, you can take your family, people you know, you can even take your fucking bodypillow if you want to. Just get outside and get some social contact.

talk to a stranger

>i wanna know wat do

Go to a strip club. Good/bad experiences are equally likely but its worth experiencing at least once either way.

>twenty-four year old straight white male
>will have earned a useless degree by the spring of next year to no job prospects
>have a girlfriend that loves me unconditionally
>work bullshit job for my father making $300 a week to monitor an email queue
>have never achieved anything significant in my life
>cannot convince myself to believe in free will
>can't stop thinking about the inevitiability of dying unfulfilled
>will probably die alone and childless because I hate everyone
>I even hate my girlfriend
>Spend all day studying history and fantisizing about dying in WWIII
>Spend all day reading and writing about political news
>Spend all day writing useless fiction that nobody will ever care about
>Can't enjoy media escapism anymore because the dread is too close to the forefront of my mind to ignore
>have several younger siblings that look up to me who will eventually see me fail and lose faith in me
>My parents will eventually realize that I never amounted to anything
>Will probably end up homeless and delusional
>I see and know all of this, but cannot compel myself to do anything differently
>Can't commit suicide because it would ruin my family
>Pray every day for WWIII so that I can die without resorting to suicide
>If I survived then maybe that would stir some agency in me
>Every day is exactly the same, the thought of that futility keeps me in bed for hours
>Can't lie to myself and pretend that I'm not wasting my life
>Can't commit to people and society because I'm already far too hateful by now
>This is the best my life will ever be, and it will only get far worse from here
>The future holds only harsh realities for me that will be horrifically brutal to a degree that is incomprehensible to me currently

Give me something good to do, I desperately want to break out of this shell but I haven't found a way yet.

get out of your house an meet some new people

Thanks for that, going to france in two days, might score some french pussy now. Also go confess to the person you love

Do nothing but get high and listen to music. You deserve it.

film yourself ejaculating onto a schoolgirls uniform who is on her her way to school in the morning.

School over for now. I can't do that

get your girlfriend pregnant.

it'll shake up your life broski

Still going in UK. Ok yours is now that you have to wear your youngest female family members used underwear for the whole weekend and return them to the persons drawers afterwards

> give some simething to do over the sunny weekend
> cum on a schoolgirl when shes going to school.
> weekend

Some of these things hit way to close to home

If you're a european: go to the church. If you're not a believer just go there and watch dem pretty paintings

oh shit fair point. MYYYY BAD

C'mon mate be realistic.
im the youngest anyway.

Find a place to race go karts

If you can't, find somewhere to speed up to 100 mph

>will have earned a useless degree by the spring of next year to no job prospects
>have never achieved anything significant in my life
>cannot convince myself to believe in free will
>can't stop thinking about the inevitiability of dying unfulfilled
>will probably die alone and childless because I hate everyone
>Spend all day studying history and fantisizing about dying in WWIII
>Spend all day reading and writing about political news
>Spend all day writing useless fiction that nobody will ever care about
>Can't enjoy media escapism anymore because the dread is too close to the forefront of my mind to ignore
>My parents will eventually realize that I never amounted to anything
>I see and know all of this, but cannot compel myself to do anything differently
>Can't commit suicide because it would ruin my family
>Pray every day for WWIII so that I can die without resorting to suicide
>If I survived then maybe that would stir some agency in me
>Every day is exactly the same, the thought of that futility keeps me in bed for hours
>Can't lie to myself and pretend that I'm not wasting my life
>Can't commit to people and society because I'm already far too hateful by now
>This is the best my life will ever be, and it will only get far worse from here
>The future holds only harsh realities for me that will be horrifically brutal to a degree that is incomprehensible to me currently

We've got these in common my man

ok. get in a physical fight. It's good for the masculine soul

spend whole weekend in bed listening nothing but white chalk by PJ Harvey

Do some illegal drugs

Spend entire weekend with vuttplug in in public then don't take it out until 11:59 pm sunday night

already had my fill for this week. You could come up with something different

When outside(go at least for an hour every day) look every person in the eyes until they look down

Call your mom, run 3 Times this week, talk to à random person each day(irl)

roll

Read Anna Karenina by Tolstoy.

No fap, stop shitposting on b, clean your car/house

reroll, already read it

Paint urself black and pretend to be a nigger

try eating a small bit of your shit

>ust enough. She would be belly down again, cold ground again, I would whisper quietly into her ear, telling her the things that will come. She would fight, wiggle and squirm but I will hold her firm. I'll go for her soft little butt end first this time, hard grabs and smacks I would spread her cheeks, preparing myself I would slit onto her tight hole and push my tip agents her. She would tighten up, in hopes of keeping me out, but with force her hole would give way. I would leave it inside for awhile, so she can feel me, before I really begin. It would be long, hard, and painful, I'd hurt her as she cried. Once I was done with that, I would climb onto her chest my dick to her chin I would have her clean her ass my cock. I would finish on her face, give her a few more punches and be on my way.

Let's see if Sup Forums gives me a good thing to do

Roll

well

roll, bitch.

Wash your dishes, mop the kitchen and bathroom, vacuum your rug, do your laundry. Then find a cozy patch of grass outside, not a bench, sit on the ground and reconnect with nature for a bit.

Right at the moment you're doing something product, drop everything you're doing and masterbate furiously.

Jack off 8 times a day every day this weekend

Everything went better than expected.

Regards, Dolan.

Step 1: Find a gun
Step 2: Put to your head
Step 3: Pull the trigger
Step 4: If fail, see Step 3

cool

fap with your non-dominant hand

Go on a date

U must jerk off 10 times in one day to gay porn

only 8 times? Going to take some self control to limit it to 8 :/

Learn linear algebra

Roll my niggers

Ride your bike into a river

Dont wipe after you shit at least once, for one hour.

Ok will be done hopefully my lowrider is still able to be retrieved

Ez

Go on your longest run ever by at least 3 miles.

Godammit.

Go to an area with people your age and make a friend.

go to the mall and get a phone number

kek

Here is a quick pic of what it looks like one website. Also I ordered the chrome and I bought it about 1 month ago and this is barely my 5th day with the bike it is amazing so smooth riding it even though here in my city there is a shit ton of pot holes

Draw Sonic the Hedgehog porn and post it to an Inkbunny.net account

Fuck sorry I sware i attached the image

Go outside, pick a flower, give it to your mom or leave it on her pillow.

if he is, he's a faggot

but my mom is dead, and her only pillow is an urn

learn and do mindfulness meditation

Do your dad then, or any old person nearby, but leave it on their door step, don't break in.

dad is 2900 miles away, so I guess random old person it is.

Find a new album and listen to it on a walk outside

Okay I willlll

Brutally rape the first person you see wearing purple.

Why not join the army, you've said it you got nothing left to lose

I got a near perfect score on my ASVAB, went to MEPS, and was going to become a cryptoanalyst in the Air Force, but they followed my medical history which in turn made me fail the psychological exam.

what's your medical history? not that user btw

I was involuntarily admitted into some kind of detox center from an emergency room at 18 because I was very drunk and cut my arm open very badly. I never self-mutilated before that and never have since. I had only planned on doing a little slice to see what all the hype was about but the alcohol and inexperience made me overzealous and I ended up needing thirty-something stitches. This is still my biggest regret to this day because I had always been and still am against self-mutilation because practically its fucking stupid, and now my little curious experiment basically guarantees that no military anywhere will take me seriously for life. That's why I need conscription and WWIII.