I am here my child

I am here my child.

Lay your worries at my feet, and I will tend to them. Trust in me. Your suffering can be alleviated through your faith

Odds - yes
Evens - no

Dubs and you shall receive a direct response from your Lord and Savior.

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Will i go bald?

Are you really in this thread Jesus?

Will I ever become the greatest DJ Producer in the world?

>Your faith in me shall be rewarded my child

Will I be gifted shellshock live for 4.54 from OP?

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can i fuck my sister?

was that a fake it you really meant yes?

>Your passions will be better used elsewhere my child. Trust in me.

I want to be a dad. Will I ever be a father?

my i lick thine holy thoes?

Will I die old, happy and grateful?

Roll

Will I ever find someone to love me?

I need money.

Pretry sure I do though.

Will I ever be wealthy

Will I become successful in my various musical outings?

will i bang a chick tomorrow?

Will Amanda date me in the fall?

is this thread fake?

Will I get accepted to my future career?

Will you eat my ass for all of tomorrow

taco :|
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will you validate my parking

Jesus is really here

Can you prove to us that you exist?

>Jesus
>On Sup Forums
Man the devil was telling the truth. You are a low life.

Will I get a gf soon my lord

Will I get a girlfriend soon? I'm so lonely.

>I will provide you with the means to pay your own parking my child

will i be able to go back to my old timelime?

AM I GOING TO GO BLIND?

for sure? might as well give up then.

Ok, prove it

Me and Angela

Is it going to happen ?

>Divine trips

Why not?

is being gay OK?

Will you cure my autism

God hates fags confirmed!

>Trust in me my child. Have faith and I will show you your purpose

u sure God?

positively?

Is god dead

without a doubt?

Will I get laid soon?

Dear Jesus, u gay m8?

>Yes my child. He has been for years.

Sheeeit God you real OG

>Husband and wife will become one flesh. This is my commandment unto you.

am i a fag?

Get the job?

evens

Did the Jews do 9/11?

will i be good at ganondorf in melee?

Jews always do it. They even killed jesus

Will I stop abusing cocaine and accept the fact that a mentally unstable woman rated 10/10 won't leave me alone before either of us dies?

>The jews did my child.

>mfw

>Yes, my son. You will pwn the n00bs as Ganondorf.

>You will rape her my child. Trust me my child you will feel better after the rape.

can I call a white nigger nigger?

Will my pens get bigger

Will I be able to fill my LP gas for winter by Sept?

Yesss

Get laid soon?

Will the next President finish the term alive?

Why do I continue to live when I'm in mental and physical agony?

drats

Saturday i am going to hit the jackpot?

>I have blessed you with skill my child, use it in my glory

>Yes my child.

will Trump, the American God, rule us as he was meant to be?

Does she love me back, Jesus?

no

Should I stop fapping to porn Jesus?

I think Jesus really is ITT

>No she is a whore my child. Brake up with her.

Fuck you
You're literally worse than Hitler
Also check em

>I am here for you my child. Your faith will be rewarded

>No my child it is healthy for you.

Why have you forsaken me?

Will I get this job?

>You will sell you body for money my child.

not religious or anything
but am i for real going to die without ever getting any attantion from the females?

that kind of messed up
even for you jesus
i thought you loved everyone?

muy nigga

>DJ Producer
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Make up ur mind fagget

Will I get laid? xd