I am here my child.
Lay your worries at my feet, and I will tend to them. Trust in me. Your suffering can be alleviated through your faith
Odds - yes
Evens - no
Dubs and you shall receive a direct response from your Lord and Savior.
I am here my child.
Lay your worries at my feet, and I will tend to them. Trust in me. Your suffering can be alleviated through your faith
Odds - yes
Evens - no
Dubs and you shall receive a direct response from your Lord and Savior.
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Will i go bald?
Are you really in this thread Jesus?
Will I ever become the greatest DJ Producer in the world?
>Your faith in me shall be rewarded my child
Will I be gifted shellshock live for 4.54 from OP?
can i fuck my sister?
was that a fake it you really meant yes?
>Your passions will be better used elsewhere my child. Trust in me.
I want to be a dad. Will I ever be a father?
my i lick thine holy thoes?
Will I die old, happy and grateful?
Roll
Will I ever find someone to love me?
I need money.
Pretry sure I do though.
Will I ever be wealthy
Will I become successful in my various musical outings?
will i bang a chick tomorrow?
Will Amanda date me in the fall?
is this thread fake?
Will I get accepted to my future career?
Will you eat my ass for all of tomorrow
will you validate my parking
Jesus is really here
Can you prove to us that you exist?
>Jesus
>On Sup Forums
Man the devil was telling the truth. You are a low life.
Will I get a gf soon my lord
Will I get a girlfriend soon? I'm so lonely.
>I will provide you with the means to pay your own parking my child
will i be able to go back to my old timelime?
AM I GOING TO GO BLIND?
for sure? might as well give up then.
Ok, prove it
Me and Angela
Is it going to happen ?
>Divine trips
Why not?
is being gay OK?
Will you cure my autism
God hates fags confirmed!
>Trust in me my child. Have faith and I will show you your purpose
u sure God?
positively?
Is god dead
without a doubt?
Will I get laid soon?
Dear Jesus, u gay m8?
>Yes my child. He has been for years.
Sheeeit God you real OG
>Husband and wife will become one flesh. This is my commandment unto you.
am i a fag?
Get the job?
evens
Did the Jews do 9/11?
will i be good at ganondorf in melee?
Jews always do it. They even killed jesus
Will I stop abusing cocaine and accept the fact that a mentally unstable woman rated 10/10 won't leave me alone before either of us dies?
>The jews did my child.
>mfw
>Yes, my son. You will pwn the n00bs as Ganondorf.
>You will rape her my child. Trust me my child you will feel better after the rape.
can I call a white nigger nigger?
Will my pens get bigger
Will I be able to fill my LP gas for winter by Sept?
Yesss
Get laid soon?
Will the next President finish the term alive?
Why do I continue to live when I'm in mental and physical agony?
drats
Saturday i am going to hit the jackpot?
>I have blessed you with skill my child, use it in my glory
>Yes my child.
will Trump, the American God, rule us as he was meant to be?
Does she love me back, Jesus?
no
Should I stop fapping to porn Jesus?
I think Jesus really is ITT
>No she is a whore my child. Brake up with her.
Fuck you
You're literally worse than Hitler
Also check em
>I am here for you my child. Your faith will be rewarded
>No my child it is healthy for you.
Why have you forsaken me?
Will I get this job?
>You will sell you body for money my child.
not religious or anything
but am i for real going to die without ever getting any attantion from the females?
that kind of messed up
even for you jesus
i thought you loved everyone?
muy nigga
>DJ Producer
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Make up ur mind fagget
Will I get laid? xd