ITT we post pics of ourselves, and others guess our occupation and number of sexual partners
ITT we post pics of ourselves, and others guess our occupation and number of sexual partners
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Occupation: faggot
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>Student
>3
occ: neet
sex part: one, ur dad
Yes
No
Actor
Every pair of underwear you put it on is your sexual partner
Occupation should be giving our kik
Yankee Candle store manager
6 females, 1 male
I don't know your guys' kiks sorry
Occupation: male hooker (mostly gay customers)
Sexual Partners: excluding the clients, I'd say that one 13 yo boy at the end of your street
Lumberjack
20 girls
manager of a small printing company. you give people orders but no one takes you seriously or goes to the pub with you after work
3 girls, all left you after it fizzled out
the pimpest illest MC in sunnyvale
something involving graphic design or professional WOW/ Dota player
4 girls, 1 consented
KEK I fucking love this. Not far off on the occupation but I've had way more sex than that.
A stay at home cuck.
2girls, 68 men
habitual male Sup Forums user that posts pics of females they dont know
girls? what are girls?
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checkout desk part time
1 long time girlfriend that fucks at least 4 others + every hooker that sells you meth
Defense contractor for Xe
100+ Beautiful females though none of them can get you to stop thinking about the harem of afghan children you had in country.
Lol okay Bond
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Come at me Sup Forumsrethren
NEET
3 Waifu body pillows, 1 schnauzer mix
Electricians apprentice
5 females. 15 if you count the whales.
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high school student
3 boys all black
Part time at a mall kiosk selling custom tshirts
1 male babysitter
Ha its 17 if you count the whales
Lives at home and gets an allowance
Gets plowed by the away and home teams at every male sporting event
NEET
1 girl
Cumslut. Upwards of 200
Norge?
amateur poet, spoken word "artist"
many, many, many men.
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ninja
3 jav girls who all sounded as if they were in extreme pain through the whole 3" penis.
wrong occupation but true for the number of men + some girls
Student (design plane/rocket engines)
9 girls (don't know if any consented)
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i can imagine you get v sweaty during sex, and that you make more noise than the girls do
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Not unless we fuck without a/c.
And yes im a screamer.
you look normal but you probably have a major personality defect
ben afflecks younger, less famous, less handsome, less charismatic brother
girls: lots. you prick
no one wants to guess?
Probably the nicest thing I've heard on b
on benefits
single mom
haha goddamn how i wish that were accurate.
Wrong
Wrong, I don't have kids
i would give you some kids.
whether u liked it or not.
Hail Satan etc
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Ryan Reynolds younger, less famous, less handsome, less charismatic brother
boys: lots. you prick
Lol I guess you can try
Lmfbo.
kek
banana republic checkout clerk
1 girl and several dudes
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No job until this spring, where you worked a clerical job for 2 months and hated it. Now you're "taking the summer off".
Virgin or 1 awkward experience
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fedora research and development laboratory technician
absolute zero
Me and my gf
please dont lecture me about why god doesnt exist. please.
Wrong, I'm working right now
Also wrong, I'm not a virgin
hello pls no bully
Agree with the fedora thing
You bang this guy
You work with something really fag-friendly, like in a NGO or something.
Over 50 partners (male)
No job
0 partners
You make very little money and you had to save a lot go on that vacation
1 partner, 3 years ago, 0 now
Assistant to something, not exactly a secretary, but obviously some low wage shit.
2 partners, your current boyfriend and your cousin
Alpha male, you work with something very demanding and you probably feel good about it
15, now you are alternating between 2 girls
lol
gaymer
0 partners
Shitty hand work
over 20, 90% are shitty (fugly or whore)
Engineer
3 partners
programer
1 partners
If i jumped you, than you are just not interesting.
>Inb4: post your picture
I already posted my pictue itt, not telling what picture tho.
serial murderers/cannibals
i hope not more than 100 toddlers
but he fucking doesn't exist you sheep
Close enough
bro, for real, im gonna do some nasty fucking things to ur gf. im gonna ride this bitch like a quad bike.
you can keep her as your bitch, i aint looking to become you. but trust me that pussy and ass will be more used up than free coffee machine.
what im saying kid is that im gonna cuck you like the bitch you are
>inb4 thats really his sister
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really ugly 16 yo virgin
you missed me out... just like fucking high school again, bastard
Do you think they have mcdonalds in Mexico? Do you think they will hire you when we send you back?
Who sucks dick better?
me with fiance :)
you look like you work at some sort of artisan shop that attracts huge amounts of hipsters.
partners: one awkward experience but no actual sex.
i'm the boi
Judge me faggots
hey its like a non-autistic cwc
Lives in basement of parent's mansion
Only sexual contact was this hug he gave his sister
rofl
Collage student
Faggot who fucked at lest 6 men.
High school
0 sexual experienceMajor cuckboy
Probably about 6 sluts.
> cant even hold his fork in the right hand & expects to be judged on money
AHAHAHAHAHA, that fucking scooter!
>Lives with single mom
>even your uncle won't touch you.
professional jew
fucks every non jew out of their shekles
professional chin donor
just tell me im beautiful
I'm And I'm straight surprisingly. Im more offended that you called me a student. University is for faggots who are afraid of real work