Quick Sup Forums, someone just broke into your house, what's your battle cry?

Quick Sup Forums, someone just broke into your house, what's your battle cry?

screeching
"RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" of course

Triiiiiiiaariiiiiii

Mummmeeeeeeeeeee

SPOON.!!!

FUR DEN KAISER!

Looks like I caught me a fly

>what's your battle cry?
For Narnia!

Ihr seid verfluchte hunde!!!

Get the lube!!!

Remember The Alamo!!!

I have a gun and I'm not afraid to shoot myself

Allah Ackbar

Taste the rainbow.

Leeroy Jenkins

My life for Aiur!!!!!!

Underrated

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Nothing personnel kid

Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell an asshole in need of cum!

Your lack of employees disturbs me.

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TRIGGERED!!!!!!! Then I curl up in the fetal position not out of fear but because I am a trans fetus bi nigger phensexual female presenting agendered panfluid transdisabled lesbian

When they realize all I own is an apple laptop, some candles from spencers and blue hair dye I will beg them to rape my disgusting 600 lb frame, They will decline and likely vomit when I disrobe from my bed sheet dress.

The following day I will write a diatribe on tumblr about oppression, White privilege, Thin privilege, ablelists and how feminism will solve these issues.

I will then cry myself to sleep because I will come to the cold hard reality that I am everything that is wrong in society and I am terribly terribly alone.

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