/cum/ - Canada, United States and Mexico

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shit edition.

absolutly abhorant edition

dont be hypocrite

I claim this thread.

it is mine, you are all just visitors

/deutsch/

If nobody claims this thread in 10 minutes /cum/ becomes rightful clay of /deutsch/

Deutschen ins gas

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We mongols shall set up our Jurts here and you plebs shall pay tribute. Speed it up mongs! I wan't hourly burgers and large sodas accompanied with fine american women.

This thread will never die

Chinese cartoons are degenerate.

/cum/ supports local businesses by only posting Mexican/American/Canadian cartoons.

>"""fine""" american "women"

I WILL kill it if you don't start giving me tributes.

Mad?

...

Okay

shit addition 2bh

What's up with Arkansas?

Theres a poo a brewin in these stockings

call the deckhand at the crowsnest to let bellow the signal for the anchor

I want to FUCK Tennessee

this

why does florida look like autism

lol

pyrogi

what do you want?

Because Florida is the face of autism irl

YES
E
S

Cabbage rolls are g8 too.

Today is the first day of my no fap week. Excessive masturbation brought me slightly painful erections so it's time to take a break. It has happened before.

protip the orgasm is 10x as strong if you jerk it when your dick hurts

You should try anal masturbation after the week is up

Explains a lot

>tfw no southern blonde gf with a thick southern accent

why even live?

in two days it'll be a week since ive fapped
i didn't want this i think its just depression desu

One time I went a month without jerking off

The one for Maine is so effortless.

Good edition.

Two wank a night is good, Jesus man, painful erections? What were you doing?

>ywn live in seattle

...

what's the DEAL with arkansas

i mean like come on

Around 4 each night for a couple weeks.
For what purpose?

That once led to 4 years for me without a fap. I tried but my heart just wasn't into it.

Made a bet with myself

idk, the Louisiana Purchase was a pretty good deal

What did you win?

a realy big cum

business idea: get a bunch of money and go back in time to buy louisiana for myself

Business idea: rek this nerd's time machine

is it me or are the people who join the military cadets autistic?

Business Idea: Don't live in Florida

business idea: build time machine and help America conquer Canada

>dropout of college after realizing wont be able to use degree
>brother already has engineering degree, almost earned license
>parents mad at me, say I should be like my brother
>brother quits job, going to move to a real rural area
>parents cant be as mad at me anymore

don't know if being an only child would mean too much, or very little pressure

no they're just dumb and/or losers
well most of them anyways, until they get sorted out

youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
>Colombian """culture"""

Business Idea: help californian help america conquer Canada

Business idea: start an idea business

>brother quits job, going to move to a real rural area
Why'd he do that?

Business idea: Initiate a hostile takeover of this nerd's business

Where do I sign?

Buisness idea: Tell /cum/ goodnight

business idea: go back to 2003 and trademark all memes

youtu.be/QubhLiIwhb4

Goodnight user

How do I become one of those male prostitutes that only gets paid to fuck really hot wealthy women

Business Idea: show mexican where to sign to help floridian help californian help america conquer Canada

Business idea: claim all of /brit/'s memes as our own

>tfw on quest to find what I truly am

Business idea: BTFO all Americans

BASEBALL IS FOR MEN

I think like me he realized he could work incredibly hard and still make twice as much as he ever earned when our parents die, or work less and enjoy life until our parents die

I'm also glad his gold digging asian gf of multiple years dumped him after he quit his job

there's no way that exists, why would women want prostitutes

Business idea: go back to 2002 and trademark all memes

>troops from quebec
as if we'd help you

i'd side with americans before ever siding with canada

business idea: gain control of millions of space heaters, and drop them all over canada, causing an early spring and driving temperatures to 80F

business idea: go back in time and give all Americans AR-15s so that they can succeed with War Plan Red

They get lonely sometimes too

Reddit: Arsenal
Sup Forums: Chelsea

i miss bajachan

>canadians want to occupy butte
now that's a thinker

>An Iroquioan says this
2 deep for me

nigga you cray cray?

Where is (s)he?

I don't know I just have a hard time believing they want sexual gratification from prostitutes

/brit/: shit
/cum/: cool

Autismo Brown drove her off after saying that he was going to rape her

>reclaim maine

It was never your's.

lmm scared her away with his autism and charlie brown images

>taking an accelerated sociology course for gen ed requirements
>"professor" doesn't know where alberta is

how fucked is my future?

>American education

is he truly back

plz no

alberta isn't real

>Going back to school on Monday
Su reputisima madre

>Massachusetts looks like a closeted homo
Who makes this shit?

>Wants to be the new Louisiana

>implying he ever left and hasnt been proxyfagging this whole time

I bet you think foot"kraut" is actually german

at least americans never claimed to be some bilingual paradise ;^)

Am I still banned?

>American education

lol no.

business idea: allow anons to see if they're banned or not

Je suis Québécois.