Prove you're white.Go!!!

Prove you're white.Go!!!

Once a month I pay for a black man to come and fuck my wife.

I have a job, car, house, own land(not 40 acres and a mule) I can get a fat lip and a black eye. Plus I don't smell like coconut or steal bikes

You convinced me carry on..

I listen to hip hop

why do something yourself when you can pay a nigger, true white

I'm white.

I'm 47 and have skin cancers but don't need to worry because medical insurance fully covered

Im a cop

>pulled over by cops
>let off with a warning

that just proves you give good head

nah brah

>Do you know why I pulled you over
>Yes
>Any particular reason you were speeding?
>Cuz I'm late
>Alright, well I'll let you off with a written warning this time. Slow it down
>Can do, Officer

GET OFF MY LAWN

you missed a line
>zipp, slurp slurp

Sounds like your speaking from experience.

People won't stare at me for out of place skin color or shout curses at me daily. I also pay taxes and don't raise any welfare or such support. White as fuck?

Ive been stopped by the cops and didnt get beaten

see

blind people like me

I own work boots, have a car registered to my name, i pay taxes, hate basketball and i know who my kids are

I don't smell like shit

I know who my father is

If I Feel my high-five wasn't good enough, I do it again.

I'm soon to become a minority in a nation my ancestors built and fight to protect.

I've been saving for my retirement since I was in my twenties.

i've never been arrested lol

I wear tall Nike socks with Sperry's. I sport khaki shorts. Button-ups and Salt Life shirts make my world worth living in.

Fat white girls make me sick

I manage to convey my thoughts at sub-100 dB

The wifes a negress tho, ask me anything I guess.

I fantasize about having sex with immediate family and children; just like all white people. Am I right?

i can calculate tips in my head.

whats wrong with you?

>I can get a fat lip and a black eye

Just right

is the pussy game ridiculous

Junglefever

But trust me, getting that ebony booty doesn't make up for the moshpit of retardness that is her immediate family.

I done wear Nike shoes and you can spell my name just by hearing it, none of that bonqeusha shit.

When do you plan on killing yourself, your unholy hellspawn, and your stupid monkey 'wife'?

I smoke meth not crack

you pass... jesus

...

Graduated high school

3 times a day on the regular my son, but that pales in comparrision to the blowjobs, the fucking blowjobs man.

Those fucking lips, I swear.

Oh and before anyone asks, I've trained her good, redpilled her and all, she's an obidient woman, not some fatlipped baboon shrieking at the mall.

i cant even imagine

check'd tho

i do not vote the way niggers and kikes vote

I listen to metal

My father didn't leave me

When you get a girlfriend :^)

"mom dad? Where are the gogurts?"

I've told my father Happy Fathers Day to his face for 47 years and my has said it for 25.

We also all have token black and hispanic friends to ensure that we don't look racist even though we cant stand niggers and spics.

But those blacks and hispanics are not invited to the good parties... just the normal open houses we throw with the cheap booze and Costco cheese trays.

Oh and we all work but our true wealth has been passed down via real estate and investment portfolios for 200+ years.

My dad didn't run away. He got a proper divorce so that we could play Xbox on weekends.

I like hammocking

Go ahead and off yourself then.

I know how to pull out.

haha

I have a 4 inch cock.

I don't care for fried chicken or watermelon.

Your sister doesn't count, Bob.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This is the most thing that has ever happened

I didn't steal everything I own
I work 8 to 5, Monday to Friday
I speak intelligibly
I don't have half a dozen half bred kids running amok
I burn to a crisp in the sun after approximately 10 minutes

I legally own 14 guns and have a well paying job.

I'm 5'9"
4 inch penis
Slightly curly blonde hair
Blue eyes
Been gaining weight
And I earn my money

I'm a light-skinned middle eastern person therefore I'm white :^)

But coconut smells nice

Oh, I forgot to mention.
I'm not a burger-burglar from CLAPistan, I'm from Iceland, the few negroes we've got around here are generally more humanlike than the babboons that patrol your streets in the states.

SANDNIGGER SPOTTED

Bonqueesha*

>shit the jig is up

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I play golf, and have a nigger carry my clubs.

Top kek

(you)

Thanks. I hope I don't have to keep remind you of that.

I owe nobody any money, but people owe me money, and I have a job

White enough for you?

You just lightened up after 20 years in a basement the moment sunlight touches you, you'll turn back into a shitskin

cops smile and wave at me

I listen to country music

I was with my dad on Father Day

I have a dad

jew

voted to boot the non whites out

mayonnaise

i get dubs on demand

My family owns a boat

nigger

Jews arent white, Goldstein.
Take your shekels somewhere else.

no, I'll prove it.

I demand dubs NOW

My family owns a boat.

Sports talk radio

do go on nigger

Not Jewish. I'm Lebanese which I guess falls into Caucasoid. Not that race matters. Enjoy your false sense of superiority.

basement dweller spotted

Said the sand nigger

i have a bigger plastic bag filled with plastic bags.

Shut your fucking mouth and ask your boyfriend to lend you his ass-shaving razor so you can get rid of that gayass "mustache" you've sat for hours meticulously twirling into that metrosexual abbomination.

>I have clinical depression
>I'm nervous around women
>People openly hate me for things that happened centuries ago
>Today I wore shorts and a sweater
>I have a fascination with obscure facts and bizarre statistics
>I'm 21 and live with my parents
>Jews want me dead.

>I do what needs to be done
>I care for my family financially and emotionally
> I try to be kind to others

I have a job and went to college, my mother's name is stacy

The pic was just a random one I picked. I don't style my hair and beard like that. I have pretty decent facial hair at 19 in my opinion. Nice projection, friendo.

That's disgusting. I don't even want to know.

>"projection" damage controll
>Muh Sigmund Freud
>I picked random picture, I swear
and last but not least
>Being so insecure you feel the need to defend yourself on a mongolian falconry forum
Truly lmaoing at your life, Goldstein.
Careful so that there Hamas don't go'n get you now.