Just started working at Geek Squad. About two months in. Pretty much dealing with old people and getting their "Blue Internet E" to work. Manager is pretty cool and I have is number and text him with my hours and scheduling and such.
What's the worst thing I could text you that would make me lose my job? Dubs decide.
Fuck
>text you
Text him
Can I get a pay raise
20 bucks says I can make you cum clear across the room
Are you married?
If so, how fat and hairy is your poly wife? Have you ever actually fucked a tranny or do you just fantasize about it?
Wanna tongue punch my dirt star?
enjoy shit-tier tech support and minimum wage
Im a raging technofile.
winrar!
I really like to smoke marijuana man!
re-roll
This
Wanna smoke some marijuana after work with me b.
FUCKING REROLL MOTHERFUCKERS
It's shit-tier for anything above retard level problems. Most of my coworkers are idiots and the Geek Squad lifestyle is fucking cringey.
And dubs but doesn't make sense. Try again.
I'm selling zips for $350 man, need some trees?
why are all the dubs going to op and losers?
send him a text about buying acid or something.
this is weird, but I really want to fuck you. can we get it on in the breakroom sometime?
So this is wierd. I just found out my girlfriend is a trap. Does this make her my boyfriend now?
Reroll
And another
Hey matthew can we go fuck again? But don't tell my gf I don't want her to know I'm gay
Last one
Jesus, am I the only one that can get decent dubs on here? Make me lose my job Sup Forums.
Im gonna rape your 14 year old sister you cunt!
I'm not really a team employee, isn't it weird lugging around bosses and managers phone numbers while being a totally different guy out of work lol.
wtf
I'm a big faggot but you're a gigantic one
op is a fucking wizard this is why he is the only one getting dubs. FUCK THIS THREAD, FUCK OP. SUCK A FUCKING COCK YOU WIZARD ASS MOTHER FUCKER.
Text you want to fuck his wife.
rolling
Dude, this college girl brought in her laptop and I scored some sweet nudes on a flash drive. Wanna see?
I'm just there for pay with little effort. Most of the clients are old and the problems are simple as hell.
I just get through it and then play Overwatch for hours and try not to end it all.
Tell him you found some choice CP and ask him if he would like a copy to fap to.
Re-roll
Yes please
This OP
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Save me from my techno hell Sup Forumstards. Get me fired.
"Do you do random drug tests? If not, wanna smoke some marijuana with me?"
Yo, boss, so I was trying to do you a solid by doing some routine maintenance on your computer at work. Just figured I'd let you know, while I was doing a cloud backup of all your files, I ran across your stash of child porn. Sicko. Guess I'll be the manager next week, I already called the cops on you.
Used to be an ARA. Quit that job before they cut your dick off faggot
winrar! lmao
My old geek squad manager would have smoked pot with me
Ding ding ding. Got a winner!
Will post results. I'll have him take a pic of his badge to prove he is a manger. Hold up.
literally the first time I've ever had dubs worth anything
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What's your a-id?
OP here. Getting my manager to send a pic of proof in a discrete way.
mfw manager actually has cp and makes this nigga manager
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I think I'm going to take some friends of mine to a concert in the geek squad car this weekend.
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deliver op
Maybe I should just post his number. Then I'd get fired.
did you send him the message yet?
better yet, if he actually has CP, ACTUALLY report him for it, and you might actually get that management promotion, along with enough of a pay hike to make it worthwhile and not want to get fired.
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download cp
go on his laptop
install in obscure location
call police
get him fired
Text him a picture of you using the geek sqaud symbol as a cum target
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god damn, gaki is the best
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