ITT: post the story of your worst sexual experience

ITT: post the story of your worst sexual experience

Tried jacking it while drunk once.

Used a friend's onahole I found in his house, I got a rash on my dick for a week or two

This fat chick sucked my dick like a dog goes after a chew toy. It was awful.

>be me 19yo
>last year of High School
>been trying to hit on hot 9/10 girl for ages
>during a school trip finally she starts flirting back
>we meet up at evening and lay on the same bed while touching each other
>we walked a lot during the day
>her feet hurt
>she lets me give her a massage
>im a footfag
>get boner
>she sees
>starts kissing me
>starts going down
>she succ
>everything I feel are her teeth scratching on my dick
>try to ignore the pain hoping she'd get better with time
>start bleeding
>get the fuck off
>go back to my room
>cant even jack off cause my willy is wounded

Tried to jerk off an MDMA, just gave up after an hour or so

*on

>out with friends
>meet up with some friends of some friends
>see hot girl, obviously like me to
>take hot girl home
>leave the club, tells me she lives not too far from club
>go to her place
>things getting hot
>starts blowing me
>worst blowjob ever
>way too fast and rough about it
>time to get some pussy
>wants me to go down on her
>i pull her panties down
>tropicalforest.jpg
>NOPE
>promptly leave, despite her protests
>didn't even say a word
>friends of friends give me the stink eye everytime i see them from now on

Got my mom pregnant.. Now I'm my brother's dad

>not going down on a girl because she has a bush

you some kind of homo, son?

Be a man and shave it yourself

poor willy :(

>Muh moomie sookrd meh peepee.

>not having one

...

Banged a $20 street whore in a deserted gas station on a piece of cardboard in Honduras while she told me to hurry up after 2 minutes. She wore leggings and only took one leg of them off to add to the gruesomeness.

>be22
>used to hang out with celebs and stars.
>this guy calls my attention. Big shot
>cannot tell you his name. It would be too obvious
>night goes on, drinks come and go.
>lets get this party home
>why the fuck not?
>get to his flat. try to get him hard
>there is no dick.
>not a small dick.. not a dick at all
>guess that´s why he's the host of a child´s show
>next morning swithc tv on and there he is,
>singing this stupid song, I love you, you love me...
>I guess it was the fucking bourbon that made me colorblind, but this asshole is green and purple
>he's got the cash, but not the dick

Kek++

>calls out homo
>calls him son

You saying your blood is gay?

Fucked a normal girl after coming oit of a 2 yr relationship with a kinky who liked to get spanked, choked, abused and fucked like a ragdoll. I fucked the normie like i would my ex and she got so scared that she told me to stop and take her home. The car ride was probably one of the most awkward times of my life.

Tried anal for the 2nd time with GF, shit on condom.. feels bad :(

where the fuck does one acquire such a girl?

Jesus christ i need sleep- that looks like the work of a retard

the fuck is wrong with you?

She was a hot af asian lawyer. I hit the jackpot with that one

Find date on matchdotcom and it's pretty obvious that she's kinda out looking for a lay. I was happy to oblige. Had an ok time at dinner... get back to her place and she's pretty casual about what's about to happen. She was actually a yoga instructor.. and had a great body... bit I couldn't get it up. My stupid dick needs to be comfortable and emotionally engaged to get it up. I've had this shit happen to me countless other times when I was with a chick just for sex. Fuck you dick. Fuck you.

Green text this shit now user

>foreplay with a girl i met at a club earlier
>fingering engages
>fucking soon to commence
>smell my finger
>smells like mordor
>i instantly gag and my boner fades like mist in the sun
>no sex, only awkwardness

Not my own story, but it happened to a friend of mine

>he was at a party with some friends and friends of friends from highschool
>they get drunk, and he starts flirting with a hot chick
>when party is dying, he takes chick home to himself
>chick says she just have to go to the bathroom
>eternities later she comes out
>my friend had already fallen asleep bcuz wtf is she doing out there
>she wakes him up, they fuck, he says it was a really good fuck, and she had a nice shaved pussy
>they fall asleep
>next they the girl is already gone when he wakes up
>he goes to the bathroom to take a morningpiss
>His fucking razor is in the sink, with tons of hair in it
>the chick went out to shave her enormous bush with his own razor just before they fucked
>she didn't even bother to wash out all the pubes, or clean the razor
>they never spoke again

that would have to be the time i was pounding this chick from work and i accidentally shit myself because i was drunk and im not talking a minor accident either. She immediately gagged and threw up in my cat's litter box. She called in sick the next day thankfully which gave me enough time to type up a short resignation notice.

> me 18yo virgin
>desesperate to lose virginity
>went to a college party outsite town
>3 day party, so people would camp there
>get in bus to go there
>whoa shit every girl in this shit is ugly
>star drinking in the bus
>suddenly they all start to look good
>hook up with a asian chick
>bitch is ugly as fuck
>cant kiss her beucase her breath smells like vomit
>just fell asleep in there
>next day in the party
>looking for a chick to hit on
>see ugly asian chick
>thinks fuck it, at least i know i will score
>hook up with her in front of everyone
>bitch thinks i am her boyfriend now
>start acting like it
>fuck it again, at least now idefinitely i will score
>take her to my tent, start making out
>bitch doenst want to fuck
>oh boy what do i do
>try eating her out, always wanted to know how pussys tastes anyway
>tastes like raw fish, start thinks all girls tasted like that
>allmost throw up , oh boy i maybe turn gay because of it
>bitch still doenst want to fuck
>so drunk i give up and pass out
>next day same shit
>see her at the party
>she tells me that if i act was her boyfriend she would let me fuck her
>do the same shit, dance with her hug and shit..
>finally go to tent, bitch is now naked
>no roleplay this day, coundt even think of the taste of her pussy
>just make out, put a condon and stick it in
>fuck her straight for 30 minutes
>oh boy i maybe be natural porn actor
>oh boy no, my dick starts to get flacid
>turns out i just dont cum with condons or i was to nervous idk
>fuck it , take out condon, bitch doenst want do do without, either me
>jerk off while fingering her
>cum in a old underware
>terrible experience, bud glad i was not virgin anymore
>take courage to try it latter with another girl, and this time she looks good
>turns out her pussy doenst smell or taste bad at all
>sex was great
>start thinking how fucked up was my first time

My ex barfed on my chest & stomach while druk off her ass riding me.

Didnt dump her right away but it was all downhill from there

I hope you know this makes you just as degraded

I am a guy who was "raped" by a lesbian. Worst sex ever followed by being thanked for convincing her she was gay.

what a pussy

fuck these guys. i dont blame you. too much hair. i eat a trimmed pussy. not a full bush though

lel

Doesn't matter...had sex

>About 4 months ago match with a cougar on tinder
>she's 42 I'm 30
>looking hot, huge boobs and kinky chat
>drive 15 minutes to her town to fuck her
>encounter a fucking land whale, bitch just cropped the loads of fat of her pictures
>make her suck my cock, cum on her face and asked to go to mcauto with her face covered with my cum
>fucking fat bitch paid for my big mac

Every girl likes dominance in some degree. You can do it with anyone, just need to find her limits

>kissing cousin
>she likes it
>show her how to french kiss
>she really likes french kissing
>we regularly kiss and suck each others tongues
>try to put hand down her pants
>she says no
>erection is devastated

i think this is made up

Fingering a 10/10 polish girl accidentally shoved fingers up ass. She tightened up it was awkward

>fucked a girl
>it was good.
That's the worst it's been for me.

>>my very dick is being torn to shreds
>>don't say anything and make her feel awkward

Proof perfect that having sex doesn't save you from betadom.

Well yeah you were at a club.

Dumb dumb.

you don't say...

crazy abusive ex wants to try knife play (this was back when we were dating

i agree

she whips my cock out and starts scraping it with this old knife blade she picked up from an antique shop

feels good at first, then too much

can barely take it, scared as hell

want to tell her to stop, afraid she might hurt me if I do

she gets on top of me and starts riding me, places the blade against my neck

get raped

don't want to say no in case she cuts me

see her look into my eyes with pure hate

i used to think this was someone who loved me

i don't want to continue, but it physically feels good and i cum while simultaneously feeling worthless and i hate myself for letting it happen

Yup, I'd say that's my worst sexual experience.

Sex? What the fuck is that?

kek

>be me
>warm up and start hitin it.
>in some point go to the secon hole.
>she fart.
>i almost vomit there...
>the most toxic shit i never smell on mi entire life.
>do not even bother in finish.
>cant maintain the damm erection.
>literally just put mi pants on and leave she naked there.
>at least she understood and all ok, we finish that deal like 2 weeks before.
>that smell haunt me for months.

>be in ninth grade
>riding bus home
>7/10 grill starts flirting with me
>she gives me her number
>I get home and text her
"Hey! Hold on user, gotta shower"
>About fifteen minutes later, I receive towel pics
"Do you like what you see, user?"

>Yes

>We make plans to sneak out later that night and meet up since we live in the same neighborhood
>I sneak out at twelve and go to her house
>She sneaks out of her window with her cousin when I get there
>We all walk around the neighborhood and talk
>Her cousin seems nice, but is a huge cockblocker
>Eventually her cousin gets tired and walks home
>Girl and I start making out in the middle of the street (this is a rural neighborhood, so there weren't many streetlights or people driving by at this time of night)
>We end up walking to woods
>She tells me she's a virgin
>I glance towards woods, then back at her
Her: "You want to?"

cont.

>Ok
>We go into woods and sit in a cleared area
>Start making out again
>Start to play "are you nervous yet" (basically you start at the kneecap and ask "are you nervous yet?", working your way up as she says yes)
>I get to vagoo and slowly pull her pants/underwear down
>Go down on her
>Since it's dark, I didn't notice her enormous bush until it was on my mouth
>Almost expecting Tarzan to swing by
>Troop through it because I want to impress, and I love doing oral anyways (except without all the fucking hair)
>She moans, making me diamonds, despite it being about forty degrees F outside
Me: "I brought a condom. Do you want to do it?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Are you sure? I don't want to pressure you."
>I didn't want her to regret this and cry rape
Her: "I want to do this."
>Okey
>I slip condom on and start slowly entering her
>Get in rhythm
>She pulls out (easily double d) breasts for me to behold (personally I'm a fan of smaller breasts, but I'm not complaining)
>I start to suck on her nipples and we both laugh
>Over the next hour, we switch up positions and go at it
>I'm not that good, but doing decent for my first time I suppose
>She finishes
>I never finish, but at least I lost my virginity
>We make out a bit more
>Realize it's two a.m.
"I better go home, user."

cont.

>We start to put our clothes back on
>I can't find my cell, she can't find her keys
>We freak out
>I tell her to wait there while I go get a flashlight from my house
>I run home, go in through the back door, and start looking for the flashlight
>My dad's (then) girlfriend walks out of their room
>She sees the back door open and me with mud on the bottom of my jeans running around the back of the house
"What are you doing?"
"Have you seen the flashlight?"
"Yeah, it's in our room on the nightstand. Why?"
>I run into their room, grab the flashlight, and start to leave the house
Dad: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT AT THIS TIME OF THE NIGHT???"
>I run out the back door with the flashlight, saying "I love you dad"
>Make it back to woods
>We look around, still can't find our items
>Out of nowhere, headlights shine on as as it turns the corner then down the dirt road adjacent to the woods
>It's my dad's girlfriend's car
"DUCK!"
>We wait it out until the car passes
>Resume the search but never find our items
>We give up. She just sleeps on her porch that night.
>get home
"AHHAHFDIVdckdbvkjfdDCSDNVdfjvbsd YOU BITCH WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT?!?!?!??!?!!! BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!"
>tell dad I lost my phone in woods
>he slaps me and has his girlfriend's son drive me out to the woods to search for phone
>we find it
>gets home and denies phone PIN until he gives up
"Go the fuck to bed."

cont.

Still my fave

First time having sex I didn't have any condoms so I used some she had. They were too small and broke but I didn't realize because I had never had sex before. Plan was to finish with a facial but getting into it she started yelling to cum inside her and it was pretty hot so I did. Realized the condom broke after and we got plan B. It made me realize if she had refused I would have just been fucked because men have absolutely 0 rights when it comes to conception or what happens if the child is born. Wasn't able to have sex with anybody else because I was too paranoid about it for about 10 years. Even now I can only have sex with people I've known a long time and completely trust

The next morning was awkward as hell for me and my dad. Anyways, I went to school.

Text from her: "Maybe we should forget about this..."
>I'm down
>Get back from school later that day
>Dad's girlfriend says she wants to have a talk; my dad is still at work
>She's smirking like hell
"So I did a little investigating out where [her son] said he found your phone. Go look in the trash can."
>I walk to the kitchen and see a bloody condom wrapped inside of a tissue inside the bin (not sure why she brought it home)
>I go back to their room, she's in there laughing (probably expected something like that to happen sooner or later)
"I also found this in the woods"
>She hands me keys and a school id card
>It's her school id card
>006
>Sixth grade
>mfw I had sex with an over-developed sixth grade girl that looked older than me

I told my dad what actually happened later that day and he was just relieved I wasn't doing drugs or having gay sex.

Green text nao

Was raping this chick and she got into it. Ruined it for me.

I feel ya on that. Same thing happens to me. Need an interest other than sex usually

Holy shit user, I reckon you take the cake there.

Fucking quitter. Orgasms on mdma are unbelievably intense.

green text

Kek same

I was 26 she was 45 kinda chubby but she just wanted dick. Pull down her pants immediately smell shit. Like not wiping her asshole properly maybe didn't bathe for days. Immediately threw up and told her to fuck off. She then went on Facebook telling everyone I raped her. Messaged my family and everything. Called the police and everything. No charges since her best friend who was not crazy turned over her chat logs telling to the police. People still think I'm a rapist... lol

Fucking gorgeous hot bitch I met in highschool years ago. Had really really shitty taste in guys, hence why she fucked with me.

>at her house drinking 40s cause we're in high school and that's trendy
>were watching some weird movie
>drunk enough to kiss her
>things progress very quickly and before I know it I'm blowing the fucking biggest gallon sized load all over her stomach
>she looks visibly disgusted and says "ugh eww" and paws at it try to get it off

>I'm super embarrassed and she can see it
>comforts me and tell me it's fine she just didn't expect so much
>drink more and cuddle and shit

>she starts to go down on me out of fucking nowhere
>I'm too confused to get it up
>fart
>smells like beef and broccoli
>she pukes all over me
>runs to the bathroom
>I ask if she's ok
>she says "just get out"
>walk three hours home

>locked out of the house, grounded because I wake the parents up

>never talked to her again.

Me as well.

It was like trying to resuscitate a goldfish.

A slightly older boy basically molested me when i was 8 or so. He had my sucking his little weiner for a couple minutes. It was so gross I had to put an end to it. I ended up hanging out with his half retarded sister until my Mom picked me up.

>be me, 18 y/o fatty with somehow attractive gf
>going down for the first time
>lights are off (inb4 kek because he's a fatty)
>she's loving this shit starts pulling my hair and squeezing my head with her thighs
>shit tastes iron-y for some reason but first time so think nothing of it
>finish her off
>I go to wash my hands off
>blood on my face and fingers
>I just drank blood from a vagina, hello red wings

We both laughed it off because I'm a sick fuck and love eating out.

lmfao

>love eating out

I know you do you fat fuck.

A lot of motherfuckers would pay good good money for this kind of experience. You got a drinking story there.

how do you not know what grade she was in if she lived in your neighborhood?

That sound fucking awesome.

Lucky bastard.

kek

Eating out is my two favorite hobbies, it's true

You're not alone man
Dated this girl for a while. She's decent and had DD tits which I haven't dated a girl with huge tits in a while so it was fun. But she was fucking retarded crazy and not the kind that makes sex better. I didn't want to fuck her anymore and couldn't get hard when she tried. She broke things off after a month of no sex. No shits given.

A heard that she was upset after the breakup and fucked a lot of dudes and got the clap and the herpes. Dated a meth head club DJ who stole her car and got it impounded.

>>>
ok
> 20 yo me about to start senior year in college
> 18 yo lesbian freshman going to crash with mutual friends
> guy friend has sexy time plans with girlfriend who invited lesbian to crash
> friends drag over mattress so lesbian can crash at me place
> no other plans, do friend a solid stop cock block
> 280# shaved head legbeard crashes on my floor
> talk a bit go to sleep
> user, can I join you in bed?
> Okay. Plenty of room
> Dyke slides hands into pajamas
> Don't really want to. Don't tell her to stop.
> Ergo scare quote rape. had sexes been reversed feminists would have my nuts.
> She pulls down my pants and puts my hand on her tits
> D cup, not bad
> She strips.
> Barely get it up
> She climbs on top and rides me
> Fat cow makes my dick go soft
> Slides off and diddles herself.
> Next morning, "Thanks user for convincing me i'm a lesbian"

>>Since it's dark, I didn't notice her enormous bush until it was on my mouth
>>Almost expecting Tarzan to swing by

kek'd

I had only lived there for a year and there weren't many kids in that neighborhood

hahahahahaha best post all day

Fuck this hot girl spread ass cheeks smells like ass
My eyes began to cry from the festering stench of the anus
Then the condom broke
Just happened today it was terrible

i mean i'm into crazy kinky sex, even knives- but this was another level of fucked up.

Since I've been dominated and humiliated by all sorts of women and loved it

worst experience was probably a devils threeway under a bridge with a black chick and a gay guy that somehow resulted in chlamydia

fo-real

threeway started at a la cochina just to add

I remember reading this a few months ago

It's still gold

>be a few weeks ago
>house party
>everyone's wasted
>start making sexy time with friend
>she's a 9/10
>banging whilst out other friend is passed out beside us
>he awakens and asks to join
>boner is kill due to hilarity and awkwardness of situation

...

It's a great ice-breaker

first time jacking off drunk is always weird.
also kek

havent had any terrible experiences like ive read, but ill still contribute i guess

>December 31, 2015
>Girl i met at college comes over
we were friends with benefits for like a month, that was a month and a half before this
>i talked my way back into the walls
>she comes over new years eve
>around 7 pm
>kissing and whatnot
>bend her over couch
shes wide hipped, nice big ass
>start fucking, nothing but backshots
she was semi loose, had been busy since i had last talked to her
then
>whattheungodlyfuckisthatsmell.no
>pull out
>boner is gone
> walk around corner to bathroom, wipe her off of me
>kick her the fuck out
rest of the night was good, ended up starting 2016 off on coke, molly, lots of blunts and half a bottle of hennessy.
havent talked to, or seen her since i kicked her out

>mfw i literally left that stinky bitch in 2015

> smells like mordor
My sides

LOL

What smelled exactly?

pls elaborate

LOL

Was fucking a 7/10 in the ass one night. Told me not to cum inside and she wanted to suck me off. She got off my dick and I saw a little piece of shit on the tip. She didn't notice and finished me off like nothing was wrong. I never talked to her again.

>be me
>gf for 4 years
>decide to start cheating on her
>banging new girl in our apartment while gf is at work
>white sheets on bed
>mistress has surprise period
>blood everywhere
>murderscene.jpg
>she leaves out of embarrassment
>gf gets off work early
>just 20 minutes after mistress leaves.
>no time to change the sheets
>dark in the room, gf unexpectedly sleeps in period bed
>wakes up
>freaks out.
>i play it off like i had a bloody nose.

This was bad.

>finally got the chance to fuck this bitch
>pic related
>she's been wanting my dick because i post videos fucking other girls on Snapchat
>she's watches my story everyday
>I don't ever post my face
>she requests for me to send her a selfie
>I do
>asks me to come over
>I go
>I arrive
>pockets empty, could be a set up
>condom in socks
>I tell her I'm outside
>she comes out
>let's me in
>I'm grabbing her ass as she leads me into her room
>she starts smoking, I don't smoke.
I continue to grab and do things to her
>she asks for me to fuck her
>I sit her and tell her to pull my pants down
>she's mesmerized, grabs and start sucking
>my dick is semi-hard but not diamond.
>I'm thinking too much.
>try to relax, she says it gotta be quick
>I put her in doggy
>put condom on
>and start to push my dick in
>I start to fuck her
>she tells me to stop
>because it hurts and I'm going to fast
>it's only been 5 minutes
>suggests for me to leave
>I do
>get home and feel beta af.

And til this day I still regret this, it happened four weeks ago.

for the most part it was her pussy, but i mean i didnt stick around long enough to investigate nigga i just told her to leave and then fucked off