In america it's illegal to hold snow and grass in the same hand

>in america it's illegal to hold snow and grass in the same hand

Even if that's true it's not like anyone is going to enforce it

it is in direct violation of everything we stand for

damn right

When I visited the USA I got in trouble with the cops because I opened all my car doors near a deciduous trees

>in america it's illegal to colect rainwater in your own property

this is true

Let's see them try to get over my mosquito moat and enforce that!

>in portugal it's illegal to be taller than 180cm

In Saskatchewan is illegal to paint your own ladder.

why do anglos have such ridiculous "law"?

It is needed to keep population under controller

>in texas you can hang a man if he steals your horse

>tfw police show up for holding snow and grass
>had to tip the police
>got shot anyways

Did you forget to clap?

no it isnt

I worked on a guys property and he had me move rainwater barrels he had set up under drainspouts

LAND OF THE FREE
AMMMEEERRRIIIKKAAAAAA

I don't get what the big deal is, why would you have both anyway? You'd obviously be doing something wrong.

>in america it's illegal to be over 6ft tall because they need that airspace for government drones

>in america it's illegal to cough towards the flag

if you give the anglo an inch he'll take a mile

this

WILL NOT BE INFRINGED

If Anglo wearing body armor, he was arrested for illegal protection from the police shooting?

im gonna arrest you for declaring war on the english language with that post

depends, is he black?

Jesus fuck why would you be so STUPID as to do that

How long were you in jail? Or were you just immediately deported?

You're an accomplice to illegal activity

>people commit crimes and are sometimes/often not punished
I once shoplifted and wasn't caught therefore shoplifting is not illegal.

Ten dumb laws a year keeps the populous in fear

*legal

They should have shot you.

Depends on what area.

Call the police, I don't give a fuck

I googled holding snow and grass in the same hand and got this thread
what

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

holy shit wanna get shot before 2017?

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Different by state. Rain barrels are illegal in Colorado because rednecks inevitably use it as an excuse to store so much rainwater it fucks with farmers 2 states away.

Nice trips, terrorist

americans have these crazy laws because there were most likely incidents, crime incidents where the criminal couldn't get punished for what he did.
How do I know this? I read a book about this shit