Post your collection, Sup Forums

Post your collection, Sup Forums.

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I just gagged.

Drink it

From thumbnail I thought they were minions

Why did you hang them upside down?

The Struggle of being an Internet critique.

you should drink more

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What am I looking at? Oh. Oh, no.

style obviously

Imagine being user's mom in that scene

why not use toilet pls

>And here is my wife's son's room, he is quite the movie buff...

I don't understand why people do this. Is it just laziness?

>not in color order
ugh... could you not?

I have some pee problem where I feel the need to pee every ten minutes at night

I nearly got a pissbottle

i feel sick

Can you imagine if you actually lived this wasted, pathetic life? Thank god it's just a joke though.

>last time I used a piss bottle I ended up overflowing the bottle and started peeing all over myself
>never again...

autism, agoraphobia, low self-esteem, OCD

Imagine the smell though

Nah I do it, and I have all those things, and even I know it's just sheer laziness.

It sounds like diabetes you should probably see a doctor

How far is your fucking toilet?

>it's a piss thread
sup old Sup Forums, I can almost remember the days when this place wasn't complete reddit cancer

I used to do it in college because everyone left their doors open and the bathroom was on the other side of the dorm. I didn't feel like interacting with them.

>uncapped

holy shit, mate

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I thought I was the only one

>knock over pee bottle after it's been sitting for weeks
Oh my fucking god, the smell still lingers. I'm sure it was the residual rotting sperm from every time I peed after fapping.

I live in a flat built under the main house where the toilet is so I have to go outside, around the house, through the back and up the stairs to get to a toilet.

>well guess what, you just pissed yourself out of an ice cream
my sides

>this thread is getting barely any traction
truly a new, worse age we live in

Living on the edge, pham.

I feel you...

>clean up my collection of 2+ year old piss bottles that have been gathering up in various vodka bottles under the bed
>take a whiff of one before pouring it in the toilet
>the scent of that 2 year old fermented vodka piss still brings tears to my eyes to this day

This always makes me feel better about my life.

What do you people do with old piss bottles? Do you dump them in the toilet or just throw them out on trash day whole?

thow them at people in carnival

Woah what happened to him.

the good ol' days

>tfw pissing on a bottle is always my last resort if someone is in the bathroom
>tfw those moments i'm about to burst
>dick too thick to fit in the bottle so I have to carefully force it into it
>lucky if I don't make a mess

No.

i remember when Sup Forums was funny

Who /shitjugs/ here?

This is only a couple years ago mate, Sup Forums just had a real sharp decline in quality because of "Star Wars" and the sheer amount of quality memes

its fall was inevitable unfortunately

you don't need to shove your dick down the bottle you mongrel
just put the dick's mouth into it

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>tfw piss bottle thread on Sup Forums
just like old times. im literally crying right now guys.

Come in with the milk. Come in with the milk. Come in with the milk. Come in with the milk.
Come in with the milk. Come in with the milk.

It's just like Hiroshima.

That is so autistic.

>that Harry Potter colouring book

god have mercy

sick harry potter vinyl bro

What happened?

Reminder there is literally no non autistic reason to ever piss in a bottle, let alone store it.

I know, I know.

he didn't had sex until 30 so the wizards took him
seee the harry potter invitation book

Corpse lies undiscovered for a while and starts to leak into the carpet.

Reddit pls

Yes there is when you live in a dorm with 30 other students on the same floor and the only toilet is far as fuck and will give you herpes if you take your dick out inside it.

>This will most likely happen to me
Where did it all go wrong, famicoms?

>milk bags are all but forgotten
>inb4 I get b& for posting ITT

God bless.

Hi there shitbreak.

Are milk bags really that fucking uncommon in murica?
I buy them all the time.

>is it possible to recycle piss

Do you live in a third world country?

>Are milk bags really that fucking uncommon in murica
they don't exist here

>Canada

They took her.

Literally no other country has that. Why would you use a bag for a liquid and not say, a carton?

>uncapped
living dangerously

>Literally no other country has that
They have them in my shithole yurop country.

let me guess, Albania?

What the fuck is a 'printout poop can'? I can kind of imagine but still, if anyone can elaborate that would be great.

>Milk in bags
lol Canada.

To be fair a bag is probably better than murica's retarded cardboard boxes for milk.

Lithuania.

>woman president

I didn't know those existed.

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Well I'm sorry to hear that.

i have a cup i piss in and empty all the time

What's it smell like?

it's really fucking awful

I think the piss is breaking down the plastic particles in the cup

Best thread on Sup Forums atm t.b.h.

Kill yourself.

never have i ever been disgusted while dying of laughter

What kind of third world shithole do you live in where you actually have to go outside first in to use the toilet?

Australia, of course.

I hope your rent is cheap as piss then

I tried it once when I was like 16, Back when WoW was actually fun.

It just sprayed everywhere and smelled awful.

literally did the exact same

extreme anxiety , agoraphobia

The closest I've ever come to using a piss bottle is when I had to piss in a sink due to being to drunk to walk.

>2014
>good ol days if Sup Forums

you dumb newshit

>residual rotting sperm from every time I peed after fapping.

>start pissing into beer bottles because they're the only bottles i have anymore
>accidentally drink from them a few times

You can actually tell the difference?

Underrated

>think about how shitty my life is, and how messy and uninviting my apartment is

>see this kinda shit

>realize i'm pretty much a 95% normal person by comparison

that other 5% tho is suffering