BEST OF Sup Forums

BEST OF Sup Forums

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Remember the pantysnacher? That shit was funny. Anyone know what happened to the guy?

ill dump some
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i got more green text's than best of Sup Forums
hope its ok
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found another one
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that shit about name + hedgehog is real m8

does anyone have the triforce one

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brutal.jpeg

This is fantastic

When I was in high school I used to sell a lot of weed, and most of my business was on the side of a movie theater in my town. Some random guy that was at least twice my age came up to me to buy (no idea how he heard about me because I strictly sold to my peers and other people they knew that were also in high school for the most part), pretty sure he was a tweaker too. He told me a story pretty damn similar to this, no idea exactly how it went but it ended with "so my sister is my cousin and I'm my own uncle"

I was extremely high, completely dumbfounded and stopped doing my business by the theater for a long time so I'd never have to talk to that guy again.

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that shit isnt real, anyways its scary tho

Mistakes have been made. My life will never be the same again

look this shit

Gallium, not mercury

Every day we stray further away from god

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yeah and im pretty sure the melting temperature is like 88 ferenheit so he can take a warm shower to clear that out his dick any time

kek

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Fucking hell man

>think this is oc
>mfw most people don't even know the shitty reference

Baha.

Anyone follow-up on his or her fb? Is his life ruined?

I do it's a shitty country song

what happened after? Tell me he got his life ruined.

This samefag doesnt even make sense bro

like who the fuck even cares anyway

gallium would remain liquid in the dick tho from the body heat

not samefag dude

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and people wonder why no one ever delivers

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This is fucking gold

word

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>boring-ass lame tard stories
>gold
pick one

is this shit good enough?, is pretty long

youtu.be/PqKzfjlMtyc

This. The way it's sticking to the Tupperware thing in the bottom right of the image doesn't happen with mercury. Mercury doesn't really stick to anything.

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wouldn't mercury on your cock gland give you instant mercury poisoning and kill anyway?
idk i'm not a sciencefag ut i know mercury is dangerous

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If you're going to post tard stories at least post a good one.

not eating the rat

faggot

also very close there user

last one

>tards stories
>good
pick one

not the user that you're replying to, but the tale of neal is widely known for being one of the better stories on this site

This.
Lurk moar before starting to post newfriend.

dick is kill
any info?

If you eat it

Samefag?

>assuming i haven't read it before
refer back to faggots

top fucking kek

>Lurk moar before starting to post newfriend.
p-please teach us how to be m-max level faggot like you, s-sensei

So it's your opinion then. Great, I guess? No one asked for it so why dont you just fuck off

Hey newfag, "I'm my own grandpa" is an old song. It was a popular 45 record. Lonzo and Oscar did it originally. There was a muppets version in the late 70s that was popular too.

>Great, I guess?
so that's your opinion then. no one asked you for it so why don't you just fuck off?

>not liking story of Neal

Get the fuck outta here.

quads dont lie

>copy-pasting is muh argument

k

>liking the story of neal
gtfo

I'll find what I have

>not realizing a shit argument deserves exactly that

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I get what you did. I'm not blind

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>expecting people on the internet to keep their opinions to themselves
How do you cope with your raging faggotry, user?

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Never forget :'(

By occasionally attempting to suck my dick and failing

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Anyone have the "I recognize that bulge" thread

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buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/Sup Forums-tracked-down-and-hacked-a-girl-after-daring-her-brothe?utm_term=.bvdNNxGVw#.gs1OO3B6o

like why even buzzfeed

I nearly shit my pants

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I laf I loos.

This one is fucking gold.

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