Countries without US embassies

Countries without US embassies.

Fuck I can't make a Portugal joke

Sorry our overseas territories dont have another American embassy each.

based bhutan

bullshit alaska doesn't have an embassy

PERSIA STRONG

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I doubt they have an embassy at western sahara

We have an embassy in Barbados and a consulate in Antigua.

Also, why are the Bahamas sprouting out of Colombia in this image?

No but there's one in Morocco...

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The US embassy is fun.

If you stand around outside of it an armed man (who can't leave embassy soil due to being armed with automatic weapons) will come and tell you to go away.

for real? tell me more about it.

They always keep 5 or 6 heavily armed guards around since Austria is a very dangerous country or whatever. Either way they are somehow paranoid and don't like people who hang around the embassy or take pictures of it. They can't do much appart from threatening to call the police (which also can't do much since standing around on the sidewalk is not a crime). They also can't leave the embassy compound since running around with automatic weapons is illegal here (but embassy soil is de-jure US clay).

They also got some sort of satellite installation in Austria from cold war times, but you shouldn't fuck around there because it's being secured by military intelligence.

Sounds like fun. I wanna poop and then throw the poop on their faces kek

>Austria is a very dangerous country
huh?

can they shoot from the us soil tho

>throwing poop at heavily armed men from a trigger happy country
I don't see what could go wrong.
>huh?
It was sarcastic, no embassy has been attacked here ever but they still keep very serious security around.

>I don't see what could go wrong.
I can't help in, my monkey genes are flaring up

>no iran

why?

It's the most obvious one after North Korea desu

>NoUsaTugal

yeah right cuz nuclear weapons like irak i get it