What's the most patrician cigarette?

What's the most patrician cigarette?

Not smoking

Whatever Death Grips smoke

I can see why you would think this is patrician, but it's not.

John player blue or duty free smokes

Lucky Strikes and Virginia Slimms

If you smoke Marlboro Reds you'll look like an annoying Mac Demarco fan

Get a vape instead

Red Kamel
Turkish Royals if you want to be like every other elitist smoker, but they're more readily available than Kamels

roll your own

Not dying of lung cancer

i remember reading somewhere that lemmy was smoking marlboro red, that outweighs the goofball

smoking is a meme addiction

>falling for the bourgie marketing

Virginia Slims are made for women lol

I'm aware

>different cigarettes for women
their weak fragile frame can't handle man cigarettes, those tiny female brains would explode from the testosterone required to smoke a true manly cigarette

Marlboro Blacks, not the menthol ones of course

Newports or perique (black) american spirits

american spirit black

everything else is for niggers

this go chase some dope off foil if you want to ruin yourself cunts

mah nigga

An e-cig with no nicotine because "Patrician" is a reddit word.

...

These are all American cigarettes

I need British cigarettes

Aren't some of them the same?

benson and hedges, directly ingesting amber leaf

I vape peach-flavoured CBD oil. I suppose that's going to get a lot of nastiness now. Typical of this board.

But what's the best tasting cig?

Thanks for speaking for OP
What's the best UK ciggie?

god what a faggot

just smoke it you fucking speng

Dunhill is the only patrician cigarette brand

they're british btw

I used to smoke Marlboro Red way before Mac DeMarco grew his pubic hair.
Then I quit, fortunately.

This

roll your own. buying straights is for pre teens and americans

But they don't taste the same

exactly, they taste better

>implying shitty bacca with paper filters is better than straights

Benson and Hedges

yes, I am implying that, because it's true

>paper filters
are you retarded

Yellow american spirits

real patricians want more time in their lives to enjoy patrician shit. Cigarettes, while they may be cool and seem patrician, are not. Cigarettes kill you or cause health problems, being a wheezing coughing mess with bad teeth isn't patrician.

this, if you're gonna bother to smoke tobacco at least roll your own, or do it the more patrician way and just smoke pipe.