Confession time Sup Forums...

Confession time Sup Forums. Mine is that I'm an electrician and when I'm on service calls I like to go into the bathroom and stick women's toothbrushes up my ass. The hotter the girl, the more I get off to the idea of her brushing with my shit. If I have enough time I sometimes cum on it too and just lightly rinse it off. I've also scrubbed the inner rim of the toilet with them as well.

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What a scumbag

Yea I know but they probably don't get sick from it and I get my kicks and they get their lights fixed or whatever so it's a win win.

Man that's just terrible. If this wasn't so fake I'd actually feel bad for those imaginary people.

Lol, faggot, that's why I make my own electrician at home.

i stole a pair of my girlfriend's younger cousins used underwear and would use them to jack off to

It's not fake it's actually something I do. Why make that up anyway?

>Why make that up anyway?

Why would you keister their toothbrush anyway?

It just gets me off thinking about them rubbing my cum or feces around in their mouths. Is that so hard to imagine as a fetish?

I can imagine it being in some fake porn, sure, but in real life? Nah, faggot. Reeks of desperation.

lol whatever dude. I'll take pics next time how's that?

Yes, that is preferable. At least then you're not the fake ass faggot that makes up stories to be cool on Sup Forums


Are you even an electrician? What the hell kind of electrician goes on service calls to already built and plumbed houses.

Yea I am. The kind that hangs light fixtures and fans, fixes breakers switches and receptacles, installs circuits to pools and sheds, changes panels and ground systems, installs generators, puts in under cabinet lighting. Damn have you never called an electrician to fix something?

I think I hit a homeless person with my car once. I didn't stop to see what happened I just left.

No, I do all of that shit myself. Hell, my mom taught me most of it.

Your mom is quite a man. Well most people don't do most of it themselves which is why I have a job. I can wire buildings up from scratch too but the company I work for now doesn't do that. Just service calls.

Probably not man enough to stick someone else's toothbrush up her ass, so you got her there.

Yeah, I've done everything

Master or journeyman? I'm just getting started on my apprenticeship. I'm working during the day and going to night school. Any suggestions?

how are the hours and is it a difficult career ? planning on being a apprentice this fall in a 5 year plan

Same man

I don't have a master license yet but in this state you don't need one as long as the owner of the company has one. I've been at it for 8 years. Keep doing what you're doing. The on the job experience is what matters most.

Also, do the rules and time requirements to get your license seem strange and random to you too. I'm confused on exactly what they want from me

so, what if it's a milf with a family, do you just stick every toothbrush up your ass?

Thanks man I appreciate the help. Today OP was not a faggot.