Post in this thread or the penisfish will swim into your Urethra

post in this thread or the penisfish will swim into your Urethra...

Swim away little cancans.

Swim away little cancans.

Swim away little cancans.

Wat

I don't even swim, how the fuck can this happen, it's not like I have sex anyway.

i'm so lonely

why

aww this is my fetish swin in me little cancans

Oh god please no

post'd

>Swim away little cancans

checked

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posted

I hate myself for being this gullaible

el niggerino

Swim away little fuckers

Swim away little cancans

Cucumbers

Swim away little cancans.

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swim away little cancans.

They swim up your urine stream while you pee. This is why you never pee directly into the amazon river or its tributaries.

Swim away little cancans

I'll put them there while you sleep

Swim away little cancans

Swim away little cancans.

Go away stupid fish

>Swim away little cancans.

I don't see how they could, but here is your (you) anyway.

literally not related to sex at all

cheeky little cunt ayyy

nah

No they won't

(Y o u)
O
U

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niggers tongue my anus

Fuck

No thanks

Pls no swimming in pee pee

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dubs get

>just to be safe

Phew

no this is my fucking phobia

Haha, nice post man. Really made me reevaluate my life and how things are going, you know?

gross

fuck

Only if you pee while you're swimming in the water. They can't swim up your pee stream like if you're peeing into the river from the bank.

Swim away little cancans

shut up fag

Anal is fun

Swim away little cancans

Haha, nice post man. Really made me reevaluate my life and how things are going, you know?

Swim away little cancans.

Swim away little cancans

when you pee, your urethra opens up
if you do this while you are swimming in the Amazon river, then one of these fish can swim up and lodge itself in your urethra

Boi

FUCKING NIGGGGGEERRRR

HOLY FUCK IT'S SATAN

I think it already has, it burns when I piss

Get Raep'd

>Swim away little cancans.

fuk u fish stay outa my dick

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no.

Swim away little cancans

fuck off penisfish

What the fuck man

I would probably enjoy that

Fuck off fuckers

Fuck

no

pls no

Swim away little cancans

Swim away little cancans.

faggot

okay then

That's just a little odd, how do you get pleasure from sounding? I just don't understand it

Do chicks have urethra?

Swim away little cancans

pls dont

Haha, that dance move is great! Nice post, sir

Swim away little cancans.

It's one thing to say my mom is gonna die in her sleep but this just crosses the line.

Swim away little cancans.q

Swim away little cancans

the kind of chick you are does

swim away lil fellas

Bring it on.

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oi

not worth risking it

nice balls chimpo

kkh

I will not risk the risk

kek

oh no

dood, fuck that noise