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Fuck i have to work again today

leave home at 6 30
come back at 22 00

its subhuman level

>tfw prázdniny

i have prázdniny too, but they called me from old job that they need someone to be in shop, and since they called me the situation there must be really fucking bad

once i forgot two days in a row to go there so i pretended i was hospitalized

I went out with wet head and my hair literally froze

Dobré ráno friends, here we are again
Dnes je pátek
How are you? Where is Liechtenstein?

>European education

????

hello friends, I am that nice Lithuanian guy who hangs out here and I suck cocks haha

>was thinking about taking a day off the whole week
>didn't
>already regretting it
>will probably do next to zero work today because I'm so phased out and boss will be displeased with me on Tuesday

such is wageslave life

dalie brybauskaite

>ywn be a nigerian-norwegian
why even live?

>mfw friend looks exactly the same (apart from the afro)
>mfw his family traced their roots to be 100% slovene for like 20 generations back

hmmm

what?

good morning

>cyclists now can ride legally with up to 0,5 promile in Slovakia
>tfw Béla Bugár introduced this so he can drink 3 beers on his fishing trips then cycle back to his villa

Insane this government

gotta get that rural vote

>you will never go for a few beers with Sagan then race him down stare mesto

why even gotta go fast

I hate this cunt so much. Central and Eastern slovaks are insufferable cunts singing faggots

good morning, ladm8s

iktf, my friend (Ukrainian) also looks swarthy af, he even got mistaken for Arab twice

Thats cause half of Ukraine are literal Turks

>remote connect with a fellow from a partner company
>open up his software
>default user avatar is trump
>he creates a bookmark called "group of memebers"
>software eventually crashes
>error report says: "the program took an arrow to the knee"

holy fuck, this guy should be brought in front of a firing squad

hmm

I saw my electricity bill is 120 eur ( i use air conditioners for heating).
That's a lot of money, so I just called my boss to ask if they don't need me today. They do.
>mfw I will work on 30th of decemeber like a literal wagecuck

>mfw the director just sent out a memo we can finish at 13:00
>mfw I'm wokring from home anyway and could just lie about how much I worked, but am too ordnung to do that
>mfw fapping while coding anyway

Also, holy fuck lad, my combined electricity and heating bill is around 70-80€, what the hell are you doing.

idk man
may be we should ask ČEZ
TAK CO DĚLÁM ŠPATNĚ??

I have a sudden urge to buy SC2

>i use air conditioners for heating
You are to blame then

rude

i am awake

jóreggelt

dont make that mistake

Tót nem ember, szál-fa nem erdö.

t. Szlota János

why
I played WoL and it was allright

Well. Get your friends OUT of my city. Except for girls they can stay

Ahojte a dobré ráno

>WoL
>it was allright
well ... whatever floats your boat

>tfw hun started to learn slovak so he could actually steal girls from us

Absolute madman, can the eternal magyar ever be stopped in his urge to conquer?

it wasn't as good as the original but I enjoyed it nonetheless

So i work in this fucking zverimex. And young girl came in and kept smiling and looking me in the eyes. But im too autistic to know if its just being polite or smth else. Same shit 2 days ago THICCC girl with big tits even showed me her dog on phone

>liking fat girls

ask for her phone number

youtube.com/watch?v=3U_GLHdn7bs
>Slovakia
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not going to watch this shit

ok

wtf he made it look dperessing as shit with that filter

Try to make a simple joke and when telling the point and laughing, reinforce it with a light touch of her arm, in a kinda "how you doin buddy" way.

If she doesn't recoil and smiles even more, she wants the D.

I dont. I like blonde skellys. But i can appreciate nice tits

I think that would be fucking weird

>he made it look dperessing

cuck

Isnt it weird as shit to touch customers as cashier?

How

Well, it's weird if it's a 5 second interaction, but if you've been talking for 5 min...

Like, imagine these two scenarios, albeit reversed here
1.)
>go to a beer shop
>talk with qt cashier about beers, what beers I like, what beers she likes
>pay her
>hand slightly touches when exchanging money
>ok, have a fun day, bye

2.)
>go to a beer shop
>talk with qt cashier about beers, what beers I like, what beers she likes
>pay her
>hand slightly touches when exchanging money
>she says "ooh user, you have such cold hands, teehee", while feeling them again to reinforce the point
>she definitely wants the D

Nah, im felvidéki magyar, so i know a bit of slovak. Also, I already have a half czech ,half hun gf

>beer shop
eh?

Shops with huge selection of bottled beers.
You don't have them?

>half czech half magyar

Pretty fucking rare. Im guessing one of her parents was felvidekian too or how did they talk with each other

Don't you have any cool, hip, microbrew shops in czechia?

DANEIALALAS IS MY SUFKCING GF

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCKING LLOOK AT HER YOUF CUKING CUNT

It actually looks nice, but the dude is weird and probably on some downers.

Kiwi bastard. Leave at once. British chicks for big slavic dick

there are designated booze aisles in shops, but I don't think I ever saw a specialized beer store

>microbrews shops
I don't think so, never saw one and I live in Prague
tried to google it, only found internet shops

>tfw my favourite bottle shop has a bunch of neckbearded cashiers

wtf Czechia is supposed to be a beer country

rosszul vagyok

It's just a meme, everyone raves on about czech beer, but it's mostly just a bunch of mediocre largers.

DELET

I've experienced the same, they have a few good pilsners but microbrews are almost nonexistent there.

kys

>bottle shop
ELABORATE

it is, but most people only consume major brands, you won't find microbrews anywhere except internet supermarkets

why

Pivní rozmanitost, Base Camp, beergeek or Pivkupectví desu
if you're a fellow Pražák

...

10/10 eyebrows.

wew, never heard about any of these, looks like I have some excursions to do

Yeah, her mom is. She went to study to prague and thats how they met. Lot of us go to czechia to study.

>liking blonde girls

>tfw no crypto-fascist Slovak Hungarian qts in my classes

>Kozel

I like

>not liking buff blonde geeky slags

lad...

Yeah. There is one czech flag which is felvidek magyar studying.

>tfw south bitches about Slovakia and having to speak Slovak constantly
Then they get diploma because of Trianon. Makes you think

>geeky
>OH EM GEE I LOVE STAR WARS

Someone post the pasta about blondes and sun

help

>Stefan Molyneux released an hour long video about Carrie Fisher
why

>he drinks Staropramen and Kozel and thinks that he is drinking Czech beer
Enjoy your Kamenitza, mate

I was talking about the look, not some autistic rage over grills taking over my hobby.

what

I just like that brand in particular you inbred mongoloid.

god created brunettes as ordinary girls for ordinary men, brown is color of earth, earth that is able to give life, but, blonde color is color of sun, without sun there is no life, and all plants, humans and other form of life grows as close to sun as possible for it, and i, my friend, want to reach for sun, not dig into the mud

I fucking hate working with older (~50 yr old) people

There are 8 people working, two of us are designing two newspapers and a magazine. I have Adobe InDesign, Photoshop, Mozilla Thunderbird, Firefox and LibreOffice open at all times, have to deal with multiple photos at the same time, usually more than 5. A lot of them are high resolution. This computer literally unironically has Intel Core 2 Duo E4600, 4 GB of DDR2 RAM. Some months ago I was still using Windows XP but somehow convinced boss to call the guy who takes care of these things and install fresh Windows 10. He said he will upgrade it a bit too and he literally just added 2 gigs of DDR2 RAM (it had JUST 2 GB before).

Now this other coworker deals with advertisement in these newspapers and deals with clients. She only has Mozilla Thunderbird adn Firefox open 99% of the time, nothing else at all, she just browses Facebook there. They upgraded it with fucking Skylake and 8 GB RAM if I can remember well. Somebody fucking kill me now.

/blog

>her last name is Sharp
>eyes so mellow and innocent-looking

>I was talking about the look
you mean thick rimmed pleb glasses?
>autistic rage over grills taking over my hobby.
i don't even like starwars

>high resolution image management
>windows

hmmm

>talk to people from Dunajska Streda
>buta tot
>reverse trianon
>slovakia doesnt exist


>go to festival in Budapest with Slovak flag
>nobody cares

Cant make this shit up. Those retards suffer from diaspora patriotism.even tho they are not even away

>thick rimmed pleb glasses

Yes, I find them pretty hot, the hipster era is a godsend for me.

whats your job user? i work from home too but it sucks ass
i'd rather be sitting in some office desu

What do you suggest?

do I look like a mongol you filthy indian untermensch?!?! 100% pure slavic blood flows in mah veins

unironically, iOS

Software development for an ERP/data analysis software making company.
I'm mostly at the office though, but right now, there's like 5 people in a building for 40 because of the holidays and for some reason it really brings me down, so I rather stayed at home.
That and being too lazy to cycle across town in -8°C.

What do you do?